The Bastardly Asks: Is Paris Hilton into freaky kinky stuff or did she get beat up?
Tuesday, February 20th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Bastarchived in Anorexic Bitches, Bastardly Asks, Paris Hilton, Sluts & Whores
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I beat her for being stupid.
Britney, you're next.
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she has always had a big nose, she was born with it. The crazy (brown) eyes are from her stupid blue contacts she wears 24/7!
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Amateur hickeys. Happy Birthday P!
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Lazy eyed fucking skank, I always thought she looked like an osterich.
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Yeah my uncle had that suction-detox-therapy thing a few years back.. I recognize those marks on her chest.
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[...] Paris Hilton wants you to knock her the FUCK OUT. (Bastardly) [...]
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Googles on her chest huh.Goggles would be funny too.
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Got me there! I think the internet is getting to me.....
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I type so fast sometimes half the words are fu.
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people with "wonky" eyes only get wonky when they're exhausted or under the influence of alcohol/drugs........that's why paris's eyes are ALWAYS fucked up.
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I think she forgot to blend the foundation on her nose there....
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yeah what's up with her nose? forgot to retouch herself?..she owns like a million mirrors...
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she looks like a parrot of some sort.
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Ugh, nasty diseased tranny.
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i'm not in the know about the detoxification thing...but why are they so visible...why not target her herped up slit...its gotta have some toxic emissons...maybe its her caustic nose drippings backing up...
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[...] Paris Hilton wants you to knock her the FUCK OUT. (Bastardly) [...]
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it's probably ringworm
dirty bitch
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sigh- unfortunatley there is a boring explanation for those marks - it is a kind of detox/massage/ therapy where suction cups are supposed to draw out toxins. Therefore I am surprised she doesn't have more...you guys remember the pictures of pretentious Gwyneth Paltrow showing off her back with these same suction marks?
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It'd be funny if she fell asleep with googles on her chest while sunbathing....But the boring explanation makes sense.
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