Why is Petra Nemcova STILL Sleeping With James Blunt?
Thursday, February 15th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Dude, did he make another huge ass donation to Petra's Happy Hearts Fund?! That's the only logical explanation for Petra to be giving this chump the time of day. Either that or Jackson's theory might also be in play...
Whatever's goin' on, Petra needs to pull her head out of the James Blunt trash bag & check her damn email to find all the songs I've written for her. Petra, where's the love?
maybe she loves him.. who cares that he is shorter or whatever! alot of women would wanna be in her shoes. He's not my type.. but if you like that music.. like millions do then he shud be her dream i assume.
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i'm coming for you Blunt
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Lucky bastard.
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There's a trade off in there somewhere....
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[...] Poor Petra. Someone save her quick…[Bastardly] [...]
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[...] Bastardly:  Good question! Why is Petra Nemcova doing it with James Blunt?  [...]
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maybe it is like tommy lee down there or something.
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Why indeed, Mr. Moe...
Perhaps sweet Petra has a deep psychological need to be degraded and defiled - if so, it's clear she can't think of any better way of doing that than being Blunt's girl.
I will suggest though that I could fill whatever needs she has much better than Blunt while delivering the goods in a much more studly package - though it's the bar is set pretty low, eh?
Blunt must die. Die Blunt die!
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thats hilarious, the captions. Petra looks stunning when she doesnt pose for the camera. And its so true, he just sings his lilttle girl voice and petra takes it off, fucking bastard
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He's probably threatening the release of their sex tape if she gets rid of him.
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maybe if you learned how to spell properly, your captions would actually be funny
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i think i'm going to throw up
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Wouldn't you want to hear "You're Beautiful" 24/7?
I actually feel bad for James. How much does it suck to go on these Happy Hearts things knowing that her boyfriend who was probably hotter than JB died and as a result, this organization was formed. It's precisely why divorcees are more appealing than widows. Divorcees dislike their exes and widows hold their exes on a very high pedestal.
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