Christina Ricci vs. Jeri Ryan - The Bastardly Grammys Matchup - "Why the hell were they invited?" Category
Tuesday, February 13th, 2007 in the son-of-a-bitch, bastardly morning
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jeri ryan is old, and ricci looks like a egghead
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kinda funny that jeri ryan played an alien on TV
and christina ricci looks like an alien
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I'd rather do Christina, and that's only by default.
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All three of you are either women or gay. These are two primo chicks. I'd pee in their butts.
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no you're gay
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Ricci looks like that ... thing from Nightmare before Christmas.
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Right you are, John: "kinda funny that jeri ryan played an alien on TV
and christina ricci looks like an alien"
Indeed! why were they there?!
I heard Jeri can sing but she has no records yet.
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Jeri has a nicer body methinks. I'm probably just fixating on this vision of seeing her doggy style, but that's what I'm goin' with.
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Christina = hot
Jeri Ryan = ugly and obnoxious
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Is that Christina Ricci or a bobblehead of Christina Ricci?
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jeri can look a lot hotter then this when she wants to, for christina on the other hand, this is about as hot as it gets for her and the new(improved?!) smaller boobs don't help. bottom line- jeri=foxy milf. christina=pasty skinned twig.
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I think Jeri Ryan has the better body and Barbie doll looks while Christina Ricci has a delicate Classical beauty to her and youth on her side (although to be fair Jeri Ryan is still fucking amazing looking despite pushing 40). I'm deeply puzzled at the comments made about Christina Ricci looking like a "pasty twig" or "alien" and Jeri Ryan looking "old" or "obnoxious".
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I cant believe anyone would vote for Ricci lol you guys are blind or something those are like the best ever picture of ricci and a very ordinary picture of jeri, and still in my book jeri kicks ricci ass into outer fucking space not to mention that jeri is 39 and ricci is much younger, in fact how the fuck did ricci ever managed to be considered pretty? And did you guys ever hear jeri sing? anyway i find it very weird that anyone would even try to compare the 2 , not the same league at all jeri IS pretty ricci does look like an alien lol.
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Jeri Ryan is soo HOT. She is perfect. If I had a chance in hell, I'd dump my wife for Jeri. Ricci on the other hand is a dog.
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Christina Ricci makes Mike Ricci look attractive. She looks like the love child of ET and Marty Feldman.
And as Comic Book Guy once said, "I would like an hour on the holodeck with Seven of Nine." But, alas, that will never happen :(.
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