Alessandra Ambrosio Gives Last Minute Valentine's Day Gift Ideas



Best of luck to all the dudes who're trying to get into their significant others' strawberry scented panties tomorrow evening! Remember, if your girlfriend is really hot, make sure you fire up the camcorder...Ow!!!

Send all Valentine's Day hotness to The Bastardly Photo Department for processing.

If you're still looking for juicy ideas, look no further than these photos of Ms. Ambrosio. Holy God!

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32 Scandalous Comments

Sweet mother of hotness, my girl claims she will go lesbian for Miss Ambrosio here. I plead to thee that she shows up at my door tomorrow, and let our love break free...

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007 @ 5:18pm
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Can I buy Alessandra for Valentine's Day?

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007 @ 5:25pm
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Bitch looks like she's hasn't eaten a thing in 6 months. Collarbones are sexy, hip bones are not.

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007 @ 7:54pm
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She'd get the ol in out, in out.

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007 @ 8:05pm
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ALESSANDRA IS THE HOTTEST WOMAN OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007 @ 8:14pm
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Pure Perfection!

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007 @ 8:22pm
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i see lima on pg 7 at the top

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007 @ 8:23pm
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Oh yes, me too ... impossible to say who is the most beautiful. Alessandra and Adriana are so perfect. They are by far the best models.

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007 @ 8:26pm
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Great Great Great Valentines's Day Idea.

I am just sending my g/f an e-mail saying "My love, Alessandra Ambrosio is what I want for Valentine's Day.". hehehehe

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007 @ 8:37pm
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oh jesus

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007 @ 9:22pm
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TOO MUCH HOTNESS

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007 @ 9:43pm
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extremely sexy. there is something innocent and wild at the same in Alessandra that I do not know how to explain that makes her hot as hell.

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007 @ 9:56pm
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extremely sexy. there is something innocent and wild at the same time in Alessandra that I do not know how to explain that makes her hot as hell.

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007 @ 10:03pm
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Delicious as always! wow, take a look at PAGE 6. Yummy! She looks kind of fatter and even hotter (if that is possible, because she is already naturally super hot always)

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007 @ 10:17pm
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None of you sleazebags could touch Ale with a ten foot pole. She wouldn't give you morons the time of day. Men who can't even respect women. If feels good to fantasize though right?

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007 @ 11:07pm
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I AM GOING TO RUB ONE OUT TOO HER...

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007 @ 11:32pm
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Gorgeous woman. Makes my blood boil. She shouldn't get too thin though. That anorexic look is some major played out shit.

Wednesday, February 14th, 2007 @ 1:27am
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OH MY GOD she is hot as hell.. adriana lima mah ass this girl is pure hottnes..

Wednesday, February 14th, 2007 @ 1:45am
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somebody hand this broad a pizza ! More real curvy women like Jessica Biel, emmanuelle chriqui...You could toss her with one hand. Pretty face...I wouldn't say gorgeous. wierd facial structure like somebody said earlier.

Wednesday, February 14th, 2007 @ 2:44am
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super-ultra hot...and gots the best "come fuck me eyes" in the business...

Wednesday, February 14th, 2007 @ 3:59am
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Alessandra is the definition of perfection. The delicacy of her features makes me fall in love everytime I see her. She is the cutest girl I have ever seen.

Wednesday, February 14th, 2007 @ 5:31am
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Ow I love this girl

That is another Brazilian godness

Wednesday, February 14th, 2007 @ 6:11am
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Quickies...

+ I can totally see Posh’s nipples [Dlisted]
+ An early Lohan nip slip. I prefer “classic” [College Humor]
+ I want Alessandra for Valentine’s Day [Bastardly]
+ What a romantic Howard K. Stern Valentine’s card! [popbyt...

Wednesday, February 14th, 2007 @ 10:16am
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No way, that she is one of the most beautiful woman out there. She got great legs, that´s it.

Wednesday, February 14th, 2007 @ 12:21pm
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beautiful

Wednesday, February 14th, 2007 @ 12:31pm
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The mere fact that she exists is enough for me.

Wednesday, February 14th, 2007 @ 3:04pm
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The highest level of cuteness I have seen in my life. I wish I were her.

Wednesday, February 14th, 2007 @ 6:23pm
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Increadibly beautiful and sexy. How a woman can be so perfect?

Wednesday, February 14th, 2007 @ 8:16pm
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king biscuit I completely understand you. She's so hot. Aye aye aye. I love you Victoria Secret. Thank you for finding this woman...and all of your models. Why the hell didn't I find any of them before you?

Saturday, February 17th, 2007 @ 8:16pm
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she's so beautiful, it makes me cry.

Monday, May 7th, 2007 @ 1:09pm
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Cute!

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007 @ 8:54pm
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I don't know...something about her face is off. Smushed up. her body is okay...except the tree trunk legs. VS is overrated anyway. La Perla, and Flatietta put this shit to same.

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007 @ 11:09pm
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