Christina Aguilera vs. Shakira - The Bastardly Grammys Matchup - Pop Category
Posted on Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 1:30pm by Jackson
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I love Shakira, but Christina is so sexayyy
I love Christina, she is so hot (way hotter than Shakira).'
But Shakira is wearing a very beautiful dress.
At least Shakira is 100% silicone/breast-implant free, while Xtina Slankilera is a total fake from head to toe with that ridiculous clown hair, and spray tan on her.
SHAKIRA IS MORE NATURAL LOOKING. I WOULD NEED THEM TO KISS EACH OTHER (WITH TONGUE) BEFORE I COULD MAKE MY FINAL DECISION.
i always liked christina but shakira's ass has got some mad skills...hell,i would give her ass shakin' a grammy, a golden globe, a oscar AND a nobel peace prize!
can't go wrong with a Colombian.
Skagulara is a dirty little fake fuck puppet.Shakira is hottness.
Christina can sit on my face while sickura watches
That orange fake tan on Christina is pathetic....Shakira is much hotter and way more talented, Christina is just another Disney that got a lucky break.
"coco is mad foul
That orange fake tan on Christina is pathetic….Shakira is much hotter and way more talented, Christina is just another Disney that got a lucky break. "
What are you talking about? Christina A. has one of the best singing voices of our generation.
Fuck that wannabe Mariah/Whitney voice. Two thirds of the time it's playback with Putalera anyway.
And I don't appreciate tons of make-up stuck on my dick.
SHAKIRA, she is defferntly the best!
Shes totally natural.
CHUSTINA SKANKULERA IS FAKE FAKE FAKE!!
Shes pretty but FAKE and plastered in make up.
SHAKIRA IS BEST XXX
umm so anyone of you who talk shit about either, whats it up to you, if Christina aguilera has implants, she earns her money and owns her body. Both girls are pretty, but we all know XTina has the better hand.
SHAKIRA DANCES LIKE SHES ON CRACK......HOW IS THAT SEXY??? She has been around for years and that bitch dyed her hair, changed her to look like Christina aguilera...so that made my decision um mm ps...shakira cant sing...she sounds like a frog!! dec...this shouldnt even be a match
Shakira has natural beauty.....
I'd hate waking up next to Christina in the morning. Without her makeup and fake tan...
Christina =
1. Fake tan
2. Fake hair (extension alert!!)
3. 20 pounds of makeup
4. Dressed like a rich whore
5. Trying to look sultry in every pose (and failing)
Shakira =
1. Natural skin-tone
2. Natural hair
3. A little bit of tasteful makeup
4. Dressed simply and elegantly
5. Waving, looking genuinely happy
You be the judge....
They both have their advantages (christina=boobies, shakira= natural beauty), but Shakira's flexibility & her sexy accent give her the edge.
Go Shakira!!
Shakira!! Damn Christina looks so fake...fake tan, fake hair, 500 pounds of make-up, while Shakira is NATURAL GORGEOUS BEAUTY!
I don't get how some people prefer Chritina.. I just don't get it!
She's way too fake and still has an average face!
Shakira is the hotness! Natural and all woman..
Has to be Shakira. Christina's got an Oompa Loompa tan. If she dies her hair green she would look just like one.
I'd bang the living shit out of Shakira. I'd eat that snatch for hours.
they are both fugly! xtina = a fake tanned big nosed bitch; shakira = a plain frizzy haired pale yodeling cunt
i luv both of them...if u took Christina from her "Dirty" days, then i'd say we have more of a match.... xtina's gorgeous, but wears a ton of makeup now, and that color is totally fake. plus, u know alot of that hair is extensions, cuz her hair is shorter and thinner than that. Shakira's hair is all natural wild, she doesn't wear that much makeup and damn she can move. that's another thing...u don't see alot of famous people who wear their hair like that....no one else looks like Shakira, but they're both sexy as hell...
Christina doesn't have implants. She can dance as good as Shakira while singing waaay better than Shakira ever could. Shakira's voice gets so annoying after awhile. She is a skank too. Don't be fooled. She is fake bitch who wears tons of make up and fake hair extentions too. You just can't tell in this picture here. Skanky attention whore. At least Christina will still have a career when she's old because she can actually sing good. Shakira won't because she has nothing without her looks which really aren't that great compared to a lot of girls anyway.
if Shakira couldn't dance the way she does she would never be a performer. Her voice is somewhat good and her looks are far worse. Nothing hot about her except her moves. You could out any other persons head on her and she would still be so called "hot" because she girates her nasty ass.
Shakira is not fooling anyone with her gallons of 'barely there makeup'. Why doesn't she stop pretending she's not wearing much of it and just show the truth ike everyone else. i have seen her without makeup and guys...it's not goo...at all. She isn't good in bed wither, her dance moves don't exist there for some reason. Her hair is nasty too. She needs to something with that, oh wait but she would still look fake with more extetions or straightening it.Did I mention she's a smell bitch in real life? Oh yeah, she is.
why are women so jealous? Why do you feel you need to talk crap about another women. To me a women whom talks shit about another isn't happy within themselves. So learn to love yourselves HUNNIES, Its truly unfair you can talk about these women and not even know them, that is some high school shit
your bitch....i agree all these hoes are jealous. and
I am a Shakira fan, but today I will vote Christina.
lol shakira lol you can go to mexico and get one of those anytime....THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME...AS FOR AGUILERA SHES A HOTT HOTT GIRL...
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