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I love Shakira, but Christina is so sexayyy

Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 1:45pm
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I love Christina, she is so hot (way hotter than Shakira).'
But Shakira is wearing a very beautiful dress.

Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 1:49pm
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At least Shakira is 100% silicone/breast-implant free, while Xtina Slankilera is a total fake from head to toe with that ridiculous clown hair, and spray tan on her.

Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 2:01pm
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SHAKIRA IS MORE NATURAL LOOKING. I WOULD NEED THEM TO KISS EACH OTHER (WITH TONGUE) BEFORE I COULD MAKE MY FINAL DECISION.

Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 2:09pm
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i always liked christina but shakira's ass has got some mad skills...hell,i would give her ass shakin' a grammy, a golden globe, a oscar AND a nobel peace prize!

Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 3:32pm
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can't go wrong with a Colombian.

Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 3:40pm
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Skagulara is a dirty little fake fuck puppet.Shakira is hottness.

Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 3:45pm
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Christina can sit on my face while sickura watches

Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 5:23pm
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That orange fake tan on Christina is pathetic....Shakira is much hotter and way more talented, Christina is just another Disney that got a lucky break.

Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 5:30pm
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"coco is mad foul

That orange fake tan on Christina is pathetic….Shakira is much hotter and way more talented, Christina is just another Disney that got a lucky break. "

What are you talking about? Christina A. has one of the best singing voices of our generation.

Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 5:34pm
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Fuck that wannabe Mariah/Whitney voice. Two thirds of the time it's playback with Putalera anyway.

And I don't appreciate tons of make-up stuck on my dick.

Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 5:42pm
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SHAKIRA, she is defferntly the best!
Shes totally natural.
CHUSTINA SKANKULERA IS FAKE FAKE FAKE!!
Shes pretty but FAKE and plastered in make up.
SHAKIRA IS BEST XXX

Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 5:50pm
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umm so anyone of you who talk shit about either, whats it up to you, if Christina aguilera has implants, she earns her money and owns her body. Both girls are pretty, but we all know XTina has the better hand.

Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 6:30pm
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SHAKIRA DANCES LIKE SHES ON CRACK......HOW IS THAT SEXY??? She has been around for years and that bitch dyed her hair, changed her to look like Christina aguilera...so that made my decision um mm ps...shakira cant sing...she sounds like a frog!! dec...this shouldnt even be a match

Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 6:37pm
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Shakira has natural beauty.....

I'd hate waking up next to Christina in the morning. Without her makeup and fake tan...

Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 6:51pm
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Christina =
1. Fake tan
2. Fake hair (extension alert!!)
3. 20 pounds of makeup
4. Dressed like a rich whore
5. Trying to look sultry in every pose (and failing)

Shakira =
1. Natural skin-tone
2. Natural hair
3. A little bit of tasteful makeup
4. Dressed simply and elegantly
5. Waving, looking genuinely happy

You be the judge....

Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 7:02pm
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They both have their advantages (christina=boobies, shakira= natural beauty), but Shakira's flexibility & her sexy accent give her the edge.

Go Shakira!!

Moe
Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 7:06pm
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Shakira!! Damn Christina looks so fake...fake tan, fake hair, 500 pounds of make-up, while Shakira is NATURAL GORGEOUS BEAUTY!

Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 7:10pm
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I don't get how some people prefer Chritina.. I just don't get it!
She's way too fake and still has an average face!

Shakira is the hotness! Natural and all woman..

Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 7:42pm
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Has to be Shakira. Christina's got an Oompa Loompa tan. If she dies her hair green she would look just like one.

Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 10:30pm
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I'd bang the living shit out of Shakira. I'd eat that snatch for hours.

Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 10:46pm
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they are both fugly! xtina = a fake tanned big nosed bitch; shakira = a plain frizzy haired pale yodeling cunt

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007 @ 1:19pm
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i luv both of them...if u took Christina from her "Dirty" days, then i'd say we have more of a match.... xtina's gorgeous, but wears a ton of makeup now, and that color is totally fake. plus, u know alot of that hair is extensions, cuz her hair is shorter and thinner than that. Shakira's hair is all natural wild, she doesn't wear that much makeup and damn she can move. that's another thing...u don't see alot of famous people who wear their hair like that....no one else looks like Shakira, but they're both sexy as hell...

Wednesday, February 14th, 2007 @ 7:21am
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Christina doesn't have implants. She can dance as good as Shakira while singing waaay better than Shakira ever could. Shakira's voice gets so annoying after awhile. She is a skank too. Don't be fooled. She is fake bitch who wears tons of make up and fake hair extentions too. You just can't tell in this picture here. Skanky attention whore. At least Christina will still have a career when she's old because she can actually sing good. Shakira won't because she has nothing without her looks which really aren't that great compared to a lot of girls anyway.

Tuesday, February 20th, 2007 @ 4:18pm
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if Shakira couldn't dance the way she does she would never be a performer. Her voice is somewhat good and her looks are far worse. Nothing hot about her except her moves. You could out any other persons head on her and she would still be so called "hot" because she girates her nasty ass.

Tuesday, February 20th, 2007 @ 4:22pm
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Shakira is not fooling anyone with her gallons of 'barely there makeup'. Why doesn't she stop pretending she's not wearing much of it and just show the truth ike everyone else. i have seen her without makeup and guys...it's not goo...at all. She isn't good in bed wither, her dance moves don't exist there for some reason. Her hair is nasty too. She needs to something with that, oh wait but she would still look fake with more extetions or straightening it.Did I mention she's a smell bitch in real life? Oh yeah, she is.

Tuesday, February 20th, 2007 @ 4:27pm
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WUD U EAT THERE SHIT IF THEY ASKED YOU POLITELY?

Monday, December 22nd, 2008 @ 4:57pm
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Either one mate, wud'nt matter. I'd eat there shit if it was smellier than death itself and trickled more than the viagra falls!!! Seriously I wud literally suck a fucking shark out there cuntz if they had'nt washed it since they last bled!!!!!!! lol xxx

Monday, December 22nd, 2008 @ 5:05pm
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why are women so jealous? Why do you feel you need to talk crap about another women. To me a women whom talks shit about another isn't happy within themselves. So learn to love yourselves HUNNIES, Its truly unfair you can talk about these women and not even know them, that is some high school shit

Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 6:32pm
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your bitch....i agree all these hoes are jealous. and

Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 6:38pm
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I am a Shakira fan, but today I will vote Christina.

Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 7:13pm
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lol shakira lol you can go to mexico and get one of those anytime....THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME...AS FOR AGUILERA SHES A HOTT HOTT GIRL...

Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 6:34pm
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Well in all fairness, this is truly 'the ultimate male question' is'nt it; Christina Aguilera versus Shakira, which one would you rather smash the shit out of? which one would you love to go deep-sea fishing with? which one do you seriously wish to fist-fuck so hard and nasty your entire arm wud end up sticking out of there fricken mouth? I mean seriously, I for one constantly ask the obvious question to God each night and still I have no real answer. These two females are so fricken sexy I would literally use there dioreah for bath water. On that note, can you make any sense of that? let alone even try to make a slight picture of it (if possiblie, if anyone can, please feel free to let me know.....no actually it'll totally just ruin all my fantasies to do with these two Godesses....or would it?....ha!!!), seriously, "these girls don't poo right?" and even if they did I bet it would'nt smell wud it? and even it did, wud it even matter? fuck it, they probably do poo and even if it dus smell very bad, fact is I wud still use it daily for my morning toothpaste!!!!
The thing with me I just can't get my head around is I can never imagine really fricken sexy be-atches taking huge sweaty smelly dumps, that's all.
Back to the original question, I cud only answer this question if they both used me as a human toilet for the day and then which ever ones ass smelt the nastiest then they wud win. On the point of talking about sexy women and really bad smells (one might ask wtf dus this have to do wiv nethin but i'll tell you), another way and the only way of deciding this one wud be to ask them both politely not to wash there snatches for a few weeks and the one with the fishiest piss flaps would be the winner (hhhmmmm...imagine chewing on there pussy cheese.......just yummy!!!!!!!) But agen, these two pieces of naturally born fuck twatz wud probably be able to go all year without washing there snatches and they wud still probably smell better than most women!!!! Final thought......the dirtier and the smellier the better I say, that wud be my final answer!!!!!! lol xx and if either Christina or Shakira EVER READ THIS, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO E-MAIL ME AND TELL ME WHETHER YOU DO ACTUALLY DO REALLY BIG SWEATY SMELLY SHITZ AND WHETHER FROM TIME TO TIME YOU DO ACTUALLY EVER GET REAL FISHY CUNTZ......just for my piece of mind if nethin ;) lol super-fricken-sexyxxxxxxxx

Monday, December 22nd, 2008 @ 4:56pm
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