Bastardly Not So Breaking News! Penelope Cruz has a hot friend!
Posted on Wednesday, February 7th, 2007 @ 5:29pm by Jackson
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i'd tap it on her forehead.
She pretty, but so is Peneloe Cruz!
What kind of jeans are those?
and what's her tat?
Both.
We need more pictures of Penelopes sister
Newsflash: Ladies, tats on the lower back are completely passe and look ridiculous. Cut that shit out
She's ugly. Penelope looks better
She potentially does look BETTER than Cruz.
Chinese symbols above your ass crack do not make you spiritual! It reads "Beef with Broccoli"!
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