Liz Claman Sexes Up Geraldo and Erica Rivera - Bastardly Threesome Sexual Relations?
Friday, February 2nd, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Geraldo and Erica Rivera had a cocktail party to launch Liz Claman's Book "Best Investment Advice I Ever Received." Considering how Erica's Geraldo's 5th (yes, #5) wife, we're pretty sure that it was Geraldo's horndogg idea to throw the party in order to get Liz a little tipsy & then proceed to attack her w/ his moustache. Sick bastard.
W/ all this in hand, only one important question remains...
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If Geraldo's pussy tickler could talk...
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hahah. oh god...i can see this convo heading into really dark & hairy places.
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There's an Al Capone's Vault joke here somewhere...
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Pic #2 - I counted 943 teeth.....
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I applaud Geraldo's world-class use of peripheral vision in that first pic!
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Good Lord, the chick in the black is his wife? I would have thought the redhead. How old is his wife, like 20? Obviously she's only with him for the money.
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You know how teenage kisses get messy because of teeth orthodontic work, kids get stuck basically? Well, that's what happens with Geraldo's mustache.
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