Bastardly Breaking News!! Christina Aguilera Takes Her Monkey for a Walk!
Posted on Friday, February 2nd, 2007 @ 11:00am by Moelicious
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It's funny, the dude is not in most pictures, and when he is, he follows from a few feet behind like the pet he is. A damn lucky pet that is.
What, it's normal for a hot girl to be dating ugly guys. I'd say a hot girl to hot guy ratio is like 70/30. I see horrid looking guys with gorgeous gf's all the time. I t sucks, but what are you gonna do?
He must have an 11 foot wang.
These 2 together boggle the mind...
I love it how she makes him walk behind her.
Lucky little pet monkey bastard.
He walks behind her so he can stare at her ass;)
girlfriend wears too much makeup. I bet she looks like a monkey without it on
You know why we see him in loads of pictures, then we see him in none at all? Well it's because recovering from their rampant room wrecking sex sessions.
Oh, that is also why he is always trailing behind her, because he's knackered!
Q.E.D baby. Q.E.D.
She's pretty, but she wears too much makeup. It's obvious that this couple suffers from the classic "average-guy/hot girl" complex. It's obvious that he feels insecure about his looks, he knows it, and she knows it. Hot girls get "average" looking guys because they think that the guy will be "thankful", or "appreciative" that she is "lowering" her pole on the attractive totem for him. They WILL NOT last.
Obviously he's got something for her other than looks. Probably has connections in the entertainment biz.
Funny...I never knew she married Thom Yorke. I thought he wrote Paranoid Android about people like her.
what is so great about her??? she is very nasty looking with out all those pounds of make up, besides, she's a stick with fake tits
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