Scarlett Johansson plays dress-up as the hottest Cinderella. Ever.
Posted on Thursday, February 1st, 2007 @ 5:01pm by Jackson
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She's too beautiful for words.
a lot of people think scarlett's overrated, but i think she's absolutely perfect.
Are you beautiful Sullen Girl?
I have a few words for her, hot ,hotter & hottest.
New London. I used to live there.
Need more shots of those succulant ta-tas
Fuck cinderella. I want full frontal.
don`t like her at all....her face is bloated
god she'd beautiful. and a perfect cinderella.
O what a pretty Cindarella, look at my pretty dress. Fuck that shit. Let's see some tits and ass. And some snatch.
Yes, I think she's pretty. NO, I do not think she's perfect. At all.
If Disney weren't pansies, they'd get on the band wagon of Pirates and get working on a similar live action Cinderella with ScarJo cast... Boy, you'd have the HdOA (that's horn dogs of america) lined up around the block! Or imagine it told more like the Brothers Grimm? Brilliant.
ScarJo as Cinderella
Johnny Knockville as the Studly dude
Sean Connery as the voice of the mirror
Courtney Cox as the wicked witch
Mini Me as one of the munchin monkey flier guys
Special Appearance by the Govenator himself as the Wizard of Id
Angela Lansbury as the old lady that lived in a shoe
*le sigh*
I agree #14!
I don't get the fuss over this chick. She's kind of attractive, but nothing special.
I have never wanted to toss Cinderella over the throne and pound her ass like a jackhammer so much before in my life.
these pics aren't very flattering. She is very beautiful in a vintage kind of way. She is kinda the same in all her movies.
She's a sucky actrress
Borrrrrrring... I want cleavage, not towelage.
"Big titties do not an actress make." - Shakespeare
smokin body, still horsey face
I will say again....horse face.
Beauty is Michelle Pfeiffer in her prime, which is everything from age 19 to present.
I agree, she is not pretty. Pretty is liz hurley.
Arrrrr! Her purrrdy!
I feel ugly now.
I love Cinderella. I dressed up like Cinderella once for New Year's Eve. She makes me feel like a homely fucking cow. She even makes those glass slippers look perfect.
She's aw-ite.....but her Face!!!!!!!!!!
overrated for sure...except for her fine breasts, those are lovely.
I think shes an absolute knockout but hey to each his own. Yeah some don't find her appealing but i guess its the same reason I don't find Lindsay Lohan or Kristen Dunst appealing. Thats why theres pepperoni and pineapple on pizza, everyone has their own taste.
SCARLETT JOHANSEN IS AN UGLY-ASS WHORE!!!! I can't stand that over-rated, no talent bitch.
No mather what others says about her....
I'LL BANG HER FOR YEARS!!!!
FUCKING AWESOME!
ehh wahtever... overrated
She does nothing for me... her nose is too big, her skin is nearly transparent. She is not pretty and other than big boobs, she's got nothing... as an actress she is at best described as 'wooden' - more accurately described as 'bad'
NEXT!!
let's start a fat pool- i bet 20 bucks she's a cow at 35
and she DOES NOT have nice/big boobs!! Those things are saggy.
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