Cokehead Ms. USA Hooker Tara Conner Wringing Her 15-Seconds of Fame
Thursday, February 1st, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Tara hit up the Today show this morning to answer some pointed questions. Since I'm writing this before the actual airing, I really have no idea what Tara said (or will say). I would guess at this point, but that would involve some major thinking and why think when copy & paste works so much better!?!
"I would not change my past, because it gave me my future," she told NBC News in preparation for her chat with Lauer. "I learned the tools to live a clean and sober life of recovery. From rehab, I gain sobriety."
The Kentucky native also mused on the topic to People, telling the magazine that the experience of sobering up made her "a completely different person."
"Before I entered rehab I hardly knew who I was," she said. "I felt like I was floating and I just needed someone to pull me down." [E! Online]
I think that once Tara's through whoring herself to national television, she should call up Lindsay Lohan & talk to her about how to go through rehab & come out a better person. I bet Linds would cough up a few bucks, too...
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i hate rosie, but she was right on about this fiasco
this is a bunch of bullshit.
The divide between what the media seems to think is an acceptable level of alcohol consumption and what is actually an acceptable level alcohol of consumption is so wide it is laughable.
almost as laughable as Matt Lauer acting like drinking a jack and coke is like smoking crack
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Suck it bitch.You too Tara.
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I'm a bit saddened by this Tara girl. I though Miss USA's were supposed to be outstandingly beautiful, at least that was always my interpretation, but I'm a Brit, what do I know? Anyway, this chick is just averagely hot, not HOT hot.
And if she's sober now, then that means she's no longer a dirty slag, and so what good is she now?
Damnit, I want my Miss America's hot AND fucked up!
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And if she’s sober now, then that means she’s no longer a dirty slag, and so what good is she now?
Now THAT'S pure genius...
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I'll bet she's still a dirty slag, God love her, she will just have to keep the coke binging, ball sucking, handjob for crack giving parties on the D.L. from now on....
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I think all the Misses in the world should be like that. Then I'd be watching the show every freakin year cause it would go from plain boring to super funny.
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No doubt she's a dirty slut. She just happened to get caught. The whole rehab thing was just the PC thing to do to "earn forgiveness" for her shit. Do I think she's a bona fide alcoholic and/or drug addict? NO Is she just another party skank who's far better looking than average? OF COURSE
What the fuck is Miss USA anyway? I thought Miss America was the "real" pageant that hot chicks strive for.
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god she's so fuckin crazy looking. all of her expressions are super exaggerated.
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She also cries like that when she deep throats.
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is her mascara tattooed on? how come it doesn't run when she "cries"? also, with that fucking airfoil on his head, do you think the donald has to wear extra weights on windy days so he doesn't take off like a plane?
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The whole beauty pageant is a fucking joke when the winner - supposedly the most beautiful woman in American - has hard silicone tits.
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she's OK in my book (see, all a Miss USA has to do is make out with the Miss Teen USA)
that is fucking HOT
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