Bastardly Sexual Relations: Is Mark Wahlberg Sleeping with Scarlett Johansson?
Posted on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 11:01am by Moelicious
Even though I thought he was one of those crazy born-again ultra Christians, I can't blame him for trying to get his head in-between Scarlett's luscious golden globes. All I can say is that I pray to Jesus that they made a sex tape of their little lunchtime sexual tango.
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Lucky bitch
sigh ......
So, he's clearing up the plates and opening the door for her, and she *still* looks like she is sucking on lemons!!
Is she pregnant?
She already said she's promiscuous and she gets tested for AIDS and this and that, so not a surprise. The only surprise is why she hasn't been photographed in a bikini more, or naked. One of these days, one of these days...
Very damaged hair :(
Who gives a shit anyways? She´s ugly.
her legs look a bit fleshy in the last pic. i'd still hit it, though.
Fuck. He's still gorgeous...
lucky bitch. he's so sexy.
Buttaface.
She has a face like a horse. If she didn't have such huge knockers people would look a little higher and realize that.
mark walberg is like 5 foot 4 on a good day.
eww mark wahlberg is such a douche
mark was such a fag wid his rappin wigger modelin shit but know kool but lookin old scarlet is stunning no matter wat some fags say she can do betta
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