Bastardly Lunchtime Snack... Stacy Sanches is Juicy
Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Yes boys, that's Sanches w/ an 's' @ the end! Anyway, for the really youthful horndogg community, here's a little bit abotu Ms. Sanches.
Stacy Sanches, also known as Stacy Sanchez (born September 4, 1973 in Dallas, Texas) is an American model and actress. She was chosen as Playboy's Playmate of the Month in March, 1995 and Playboy's Playmate of the Year 1996. In June 1996, she was chosen German Playmate of the Month.
She was discovered by Ken Honey, a Playboy scout, in Hawaii, while competing in a bikini contest. Honey was unable to do a photo shoot at that time and returned to Canada. After going back to Dallas, Stacy sent Honey a photo album of hers. He was impressed and forwarded it on to Marilyn Gabrowski. She asked Stacy to fly to Los Angeles to do a test at Arny Freytag studios. The pictures were approved for the Playboy centerfold.
Sanches has been declared as the favorite playmate of all time by comedian Artie Lange on The Howard Stern Show, where he is a castmember. [Wiki]
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i dont like that pic of her jeans down with her crack showing. it looks like she took a dump in her pants. id rather see a girls ass in tight jeans, not sagging like a dudes jeans
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What the fuck is wrong with her face?
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my god this woman defines butterface
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her nose is eating her face! owwww!
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"Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye." --Jeremy Grey (Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers)
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The body is nearly perfect. I am in love with the body.
... the face, meanwhile....
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her face looks like it caught on fire and someone put it out with a golf shoe. bitch got a beak. looks like someone hit her with a handful of motherfuckers.....and they all stuck
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she must have given artie a seriously good blowjob for that recommendation
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I don't care if that was the most beautiful woman on earth, ass-cracks are just ugly.
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Fuck the tattoo, show me the "crack"!
Holler for "crack", horndogs!
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quite the case of man hands goin on there too. nothing too see here folks, move along.
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Those elbows must get a workout along with her knees.
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taste, craze, butter, or cheeks? look at that big mouth, an those teeth, a big c@
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She's nasty & not a nice person. I used to waitress at a topless strip club in Dallas where she worked before she got her boob job. She had huge hips and no boobs and right after getting implants Playboy rescued her. Sadly she never went anywhere with that chance they gave her.
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I don't completely agree with Crystal... I used to 'date' her when she worked at that bar in Dallas (before she got her boob job) and she was quite wild... I loved her hips and butt!!!
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her face looks like it caught on fire and someone put it out with a glof shoe. bitch got a beak. looks like someone hit her with a handful of motherfuckers.....and they all stuck
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So I wonder if Marilyn Gabrowski is still that same old Crabby Ass Bitch she was 15 years ago???? I had to deal with dat bitch and I swore off PB ever since. Hef and MG can F--- themselves.
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her face looks like a cartoon
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