Bastardly Lady of the Day - Sideah
Posted on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 1:31pm by Jackson

Sideah writes:
Hey guys I'm Sideah and I'm a kick ass Canadian. I thought I'd send in some more flava flava for Bastardly and all of the loyal readers to enjoy.
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Well if you have to be cruel and make me choose just ONE... I'd have to go for Angelina Jolie.
Do you like your boobs?
Like? Where did all the enthusiasm dissipate to?.. There's nothing to just, "like". Baby this is a pure love-love relationship!
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I'm not sure how to quite go about answering this. I mean come on, prostitution and old age mix together like gin and beer.
Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
Yes, people tend to think I'm a shit mix of Beyonce, Rihanna, and Halle Berry. Sometimes people are cruel and throw in a little bit of FeFe Dobson.
What makes you Bastardly?
I taught your girlfriend that thing you like.
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very pretty. dumb answers. the bottom pic on page 3 sux.
Sorry but no. You haven't taught anyone anything. Remove the oil from your face. Try some pimple removing stuff. Show some bikini.
By the way, you resemble Rosario Dawson some
She does look like Rosario Dawson in that first picture.
Uh, no.
Average body, not very pretty, and the WORST answers ever given for the BLOTD questions.
I agree w/ the Rosario Dawson comparisons, but who said she was pretty?
No.
Ha. She obviously tried too hard, came in thinking she's cooler than she actually is, and got her ass completely handed to her by the first 5 bastards. lol
FeFe and Rosario? Yes...
Halle? Hell NO.
Oh and those pouty lips make me want to slap her.
This girl is hotter than 3/4 of the "celebs" who get ink here!
She's cute, and her answers are funny. Go girl!
"I taught your girlfriend that thing you like."
What the way she folds my clothes?
do you work at Old Navy?
I think you are gorgeous! Very natural and very beautiful. Plus your answers were hilarious and show a lot more personality than we usually see on bastardly. Don't let the critics get your down!
PS I would like to see all the commenters who criticize other people so freely post some of their own pictures.
I think she is cute and probably fun to party with......Not girlfriend material,
but I bet she'd be handy breaking new inner spring mattresses.
very pretty...i see rihanna but with a smaller forehead!
I´d probably fuck this ho. But she hasn´t got the "wow" factor.
Its curious how dull, inane drivel passes for hilarity these days.
no.
My God what a little minx!
I actually like the pictures. And I actually like the answers! I must be in the bloody Twilight Zone!
She's so hot, I can even get over the wanky pouty face!
oh, shes bastardly alright
Nasty whore.
She's fucking hot, unlike most of the BLOTD, who are either cute-ish or fugly.
I like her. I give her a 7.8
7.8? WTF? How about a 5.0!!!!!!!! Dumb answers..........very annoying.........and nowhere near Halle Barry!!!!!! I wouldn't hit that..........I wouldn't even pop a PIMPle!!!!!
ummmm sweet caramel brown honey dew
satin skin smooth to the touch, what a niggah do
"Yes, people tend to think I’m a shit mix of Beyonce, Rihanna, and Halle Berry."
Should have stopped before mix, and you'd be right on. You look good on the 2nd pic, 1st page, but in all the rest you match up with your stupid answers - a dumb hoe!
NEXT!
i think your extremly hot and cute and you give funny answers.. last pic your lips made me drop coffee all over the table.. altho you would pass more as a bestfriend rather than someone to take home to mum
You seem pretty but some full body pictures would have helped. The one with you hunched over and playing horsie doesn't count; need some photos of you standing up straight.
Not all that pretty to me. Looks like it's got some filipino in it. acne forehead...yuck.
Nice tongue piercing. I bet you're daddy's proud of you.
WOW................CANADA DOES HAVE ALL BLACK GHETTO TRAILER PARKS!...YOU KEEPIN IT REAL LAQUISHA?
i think she's pretty, but i wish she'd stop trying so hard to be a slut... if she got a little class, then she'd definitely be on her way to being gorgeous!
is it just me or she looks different in every picture? just comparing the eyebrows, they're different shape in every picture hahaha
EMENSE UNCONTROLLLLABLEEE VOMITINGGG
insta-chub!.... im sittin here at the computer lab at my school pulling an all nighter and one of the illest canuck broad i have ever seen just graced my comp screen AYE!...cot damn the 3rd page, if i stood up this poor nerdy b!tch strugglin doin some math homework on the computer next to me would get a lead pipe in her esaphogus....wowzer, shorty gonna get stept to real soon...plus her face is not only nuttable but gorgeous.. damn i aint even into igloo broads.. but shiat...plus she look like the type to let u explore the nether region of cornhole... yao ming.
That little slut is not bad at all and she has some nice dick sucking lips.
yeah she does look different in every picture.. she's pretty.
Please marry me...
i think she is very pretty. looks more like christina millian or cassie though to me in the last couple pictures...in the first ones looks like someone else dont know who though
You are f%$#^*& UGLY..............I'd go gay before I would look at you.
Veeery nice one. ALthough looks very young too. And what, is she BI =)?
Beyonce and HALLE BERRY?????
Oh girl, you´re cute as hell but that´s no reason to put you on the same level with this two stunning beauties, really.....and by the way: you don´t look like them.
Buy some Proactiv and get rid of all the craters in your face. And you are so far from Beyonce or Rhianna that you cant even see them with a fucking telescope. Skank!
HOT!
Beyonce's an ugly, fake, slutty, bitchy, snobby, one of a kind(in a bad way) whore. If I was a girl, I'd feel honestly insulted if someone told me I was less than her...and I don't think you're less than her. But Halle Berry IS gorgeous. And you're very pretty too, just need to get some self-respect and some class.
Cute, pretty and hot - you're lucky.
"Sometimes people are cruel and throw in a little bit of FeFe Dobson."
That's less cruel than what I was thinking - Fantasia Barrino...
Ick. Aaaaacckk. No thanks.
I would gladly get me some o dat.
I like her.
Wait, did I type "like"? I meant lick. New keyboard.
Kids your age mix gin and beer all the time, they drink anything they can get their hands on
I'll take the $3m question as a roundabout yes, you grandpa fucking whore
Lovely girl, and the last answer is funny. Just don't gain weight or you may look like Jade Goody.
You look best on the first page, I really like the second picture. Plus I think you seem fun.
I think you're beautiful, for sure. But you already know you're beautiful. You're also pretty damn trashy looking.
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Please marry me...
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Seriously though, one of the hottest BLOTD's ever...Please post some more with less on, preferably with someone else also with little on.
Ha!! I liked her last answer--it's true. Beautiful gal.
Rosario Dawson + Michelle Rodriguez = Sideah
Michelle is a wild child...and I can see you capture her spirit in some of the pics, I don't know if u bat for the same team like her (wink wink). Rosario, because of your defined chin. You are very attractive with a charisma that tilts towards hippy urban chic.
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