Eva Longoria vs. Teri Hatcher - The Bastardly 13th Annual SAG Awards Matchup
Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 late in the morning while chugging coffee
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I know they're supposed to bw two of the most gorgeous women out there, but I think they're both hideous slags.
Teri's dress is actually pretty, but Eva's does NOTHING for her. How can a thin woman look so thick? Bad dress choice.
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rat-girl and skeleton-woman
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I choose Teri over Eva anyday, but she's way too skinny on these photos!
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I dont know.maybe if teri gained a few pounds and her face filled out a little she would be hotter. I just can not warm at all to eva.
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teri hands down..
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Teri Hatcher scares the hell outta me. She looks like the Corpse Bride...that's not good at all, damn!
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Pass, I'd rather have a McDonnalds than either of these
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I pass too. I'd rather be with my right hand.
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Eva -- Teri has just gotten scary looking... in her day she was the hotter one, but no longer... while they may still be real they are no longer spectacular...
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Yeah, Teri was hotter and still is, even though Eva is younger and supposedly beautiful.
To me, Eva looks like a dead rat.
I wish I could shoot her head off.... *fantasizes*
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am i the only one who wishes a car would come racing down the red carpet and kill them both
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Eva's a nasty mudshark....laying down with monkeys.
Teri's way past her shelf life.
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White boys hate that eva is with some corny ass french-raised American half-breed basketball player. Relax.
Longoria is one of the most overrated women of our time. They put bitches on TV and automatically, gullible-ass Americans think they're beautiful. Screw Hollywood bitches. Gimme one of those hoz straight out of the hip-hop video. Any hip-hop video. That's what real ass and titties looks like. Not this hollywood, borrow a dress and jewelry for a day, 5-woman make-up artist team, bullshit.
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eva looks fine.. teri is way too skinny now.. stupid woman thinks being skinny make sher look better!
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Ooh.. tough one. Probably Teri Hatcher and only because she is taller.
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