Bastardly Lunchtime Lesbian Sex Fantasy: The Girls of Victoria's Secrets are Closet Lesbians!



Of course, cast members of the greatest lesbian sex tape to ever exist (one day) would include...

1. Adriana Lima --- She'll play the fiesty-crazy-chick role
2. Alessandra Ambrosio --- She'll just make random poses & just look hot
3. Ok...is anyone actually reading this crap?!
4. Didn't think so.

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37 Scandalous Comments

"Victoria's Secrets"? What kind of hillbilly wrote that headline? Do they shop at Wal MartS or KrogerS, too?

Friday, January 26th, 2007 @ 1:42pm

Like always ALESSANDRA looks great, but #8 is the best, that would be the best lesbian fantasy.
If Adriana was here I don't think I would survive

Fuck it I am going to one out to this group.

Thank You Bastardly.......you did it to me again

Friday, January 26th, 2007 @ 2:33pm

I bet the title of the movie would be called "Victoria's Skankrets" or "Victoria's Anal Secretions."

Friday, January 26th, 2007 @ 2:40pm

YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY!

Friday, January 26th, 2007 @ 3:24pm

Damn, they are fine.

Friday, January 26th, 2007 @ 3:36pm

I love Ale's legs, too bad Gisele and Adriana weren't there.

Friday, January 26th, 2007 @ 3:46pm

The best there is. Amazing.

Friday, January 26th, 2007 @ 4:13pm

they are all SUPER HOT... =D

Friday, January 26th, 2007 @ 5:49pm

they are sooo fuking gorgeous..... u dont see beautiful girls like them everyday! wow!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, January 26th, 2007 @ 5:52pm

Overrated

Friday, January 26th, 2007 @ 6:24pm

Gorgeous!

Alessandra is the best! But I love Adriana, Ana Beatriz Barros And Izabel too.

Friday, January 26th, 2007 @ 6:41pm

Page 1
Pic 2

Izabel has a delicious butt

Friday, January 26th, 2007 @ 6:58pm

Izabel has a delicious butt. Look at Page 1 Pic 2

Friday, January 26th, 2007 @ 7:00pm

wow alessandra ambrosio is a godness

Friday, January 26th, 2007 @ 7:23pm

OMG Alessandra Ambrosio is a godness

Friday, January 26th, 2007 @ 7:34pm

Pure hotness! Ale is my favorite one.

Friday, January 26th, 2007 @ 7:36pm

I would run low on saliva after licking all these girls.

Friday, January 26th, 2007 @ 7:42pm

notice how in every picture izabel is in her legs are wide apart.. thats the models call for i need a good hard lay.

Friday, January 26th, 2007 @ 8:00pm

They are all very beautiful. Adriana Lima should be there too.

Friday, January 26th, 2007 @ 8:48pm

where is adriana?!!

Friday, January 26th, 2007 @ 9:58pm

Ana Beatriz Barros is much hotter than karolina kurkova .... why is not she the "blonde" of VS in her place? Ana is so hot ....

Friday, January 26th, 2007 @ 10:22pm

yes, i know Ana Beatriz is hot but adriana and alessandra together like voltron are unbeatable.

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/03/15/adriana-lima-alessandra-amo...

well, maybe we could try a threesome A&A&A

Friday, January 26th, 2007 @ 11:03pm

izabel is odd looking, which seems to make her even more hot.. can u post more pics of karolina she's so dam hot!

Saturday, January 27th, 2007 @ 12:35am

Did anyone look at their feet?
...I don't have a fetish or anything, but I know supermodels stuff their feet into shoes that are 2 to 3 sizes to small on the runway....
I don't think you'll find a supermodel with decent feet.
Their feet look busted.

Saturday, January 27th, 2007 @ 2:36am

And where is ADRIANA LIMA??She will always be the best...

Saturday, January 27th, 2007 @ 3:34am

Izabel has a nice ass, Alessandra is the prettiest one and Adriana Lima will be hottest and best one forever.

Saturday, January 27th, 2007 @ 8:24am

I think the guy in the second picture (first page) has never seen a woman so hot. Look at his face!!!!!! He is not believing in what his eyes is seeing. Too much hotness. Alessandra increadibly sexy.

Saturday, January 27th, 2007 @ 9:49am

My favorite VS model is the Brazilian Fernanda Tavares. She told during a interview last week she could be in 2006 show because of visa problems.

WHAT A SHAME!

Saturday, January 27th, 2007 @ 10:28am

Good lord. I feel like that security guard in the recent pictures of Jennifer Connelly! I am having a hard time (no pun intended) taking in the fact that there is so much beauty, hotness, and deliciously exposed leg, in such close proximity to each other.

Saturday, January 27th, 2007 @ 12:31pm

HOT. COULD BE EVEN BETTER IF ADRIANA LIMA WAS THERE!

Saturday, January 27th, 2007 @ 4:07pm

i want to kiss pussy

Wednesday, February 7th, 2007 @ 12:44am

#4 very funny. If shop at victoria' secret. You will probably have stinky gooy vagina.
Im a virgin and I notice girls who have sex have stinky vaginas. My friend always gets infetions (not stds) from having sex and she smells, she uses stuff to cover it up (mask the odor) and I till your just going to make it worse stop having sex and heal. People say old people stink maybe that's from having sex and kids for so many years. I mean they they lost baldder control ,vaginal control and they have hemmrods they leaking all over the place. Is sex really worth it? So I saythis if your a virgin stay a virgin. Im going to stay a virgin for the rest of my life. If people try to pick on you say will I have my own belifs and my own mind unlike you, you have to copy what everybody else is doing. ' Im going to do it because sally and she cool so there must be nothing worng with it and it going to make me her'.whatever You can also tell them atleast my vagina isn't wide and saggy wit all that stinky stuff coming out.

Thursday, June 7th, 2007 @ 4:05pm

hahahaha come on, jessica, i can't believe what you said. use your vagina ,, it is not here for nothing. how can you have a relationships without sex,yeahhyeahh,its your choice but dont insult normal people that get laid! and you think you will find a husband without having sex? sure you can but he will cheat you, 100% sure. vagina power

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007 @ 10:06am

Seriously,if ANY 1 of them angels EVER consider being a REAL lezbo,they should like DEFINATELY contact me.DAmn it!!!!! they r on FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 11:36am

...I'm sorry, it should have been "Victoria's Vaginal Secretions."

Friday, January 26th, 2007 @ 2:41pm

they are sooo fuking gorgeous..... u dont see beautiful girls like them everyday! wow!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, January 26th, 2007 @ 5:52pm

Guys, stop worrying so much about Adriana. She's the one taking the picture...duh.

Sunday, March 9th, 2008 @ 1:53am

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