The Bastardly Morning Report by Mr. Ice-T & Mrs. Coco Ice-T
Wednesday, January 24th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Photo Credit: Celebrity Warship
- Dreamgirls got 8 fucking nominations. 8. Why do films that no one ever watches get the Oscars?! [JustJared]
- Is it just me or has the Jessica & Ass Simpson age come to an end? There is a God & we thank him. [Hollywood Rag]
- The Gods of Scientology have declared Tommie Cruise as their prophet. [Dlisted]
- Tara Reid likes the dark meat. [Hollywood Scoop]
- The Bastardly will always love Coco & Ice-T. Ghettofab is a way of life, God damn it! [Celebrity Warship]
Related in a Bastardly way:
- Posing Paris Hilton "Sings" To A Crowd of Paid "Fans"
- Victoria Silvstedt Whores It Up @ the 2006 MTV VMAs
- Tainted Kaci Brown w/ Bastard Whorebag Manwhore Aaron Carter @ the 33rd Annual People's Choice Awards
- Shakira Pictures From Blender Magazine Bring The Links!
- Did NSYNC's Joey Fatone Have Drunken Sex w/ Tara Reid? A Bastardly Drunken Sexual Relation












That is tainted meat.
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I for all coco, all the time
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I love Coco and T!
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hum... Isn't it amazing how white girls have to go buy what black women are born with to consider themselves hot? Coco has fake breasts and fake ass fake tan fake hair.... etc....
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As for Dreamgirls 8 Oscar nods... it's a Black thang, you wouldn't understand.
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