Leather-Skinned Suzanne Somers Desperately Needs Plastic Surgery
Monday, January 22nd, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work

I'm pretty sure she got a nice insurance payoff when her house burned down recently, so no one can she doesn't have any money. Suze, either stay away from the cameras or fix yourself up. Chop chop!
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What do you expect, she's old! How many hot 60 years olds do you know? Face it ladies, you're on a one way ticket to uglyness, it's just a matter of TIME.
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I'd still bang her,i just want to be able to say i banged chrissy from three's company.
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hey phrack- ( dopey name btw) MEN AGE TOO. BALLS ALL SAGGY, LIVERSPOTS, SHRIVELLED UGLY DICK. AND UGLINESS ISN'T SPELLED WITH A Y- MORON
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yeah id still bang her
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What's creepy about this is that she's still trying to dress sexy like she's 25 still. Time for the old lady makeover and start dressing more conservative. Not everyone can look like Sophia Loren in their 60s. If they did, I'd be a grandma banging perv...
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Aja (cute name btw), I guess that means we should bang each other sooner rather than later?
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Honestly...I don't think she looks her best, but I think she looks good for her age....The woman is what....60 something. Most 60 year old women I know don't care about themselves that much to even wear makeup, and they dress is baggy, formless house dresses. Atleast she cares that much about herself to look decent. You know, you can never win with you guys. If she would get plastic surgery, all of you would be complaining about her being "too fake". You can't win with you guys, can ya? She looks better than most 60 year olds I know.
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Damn, that bitch OOOOLD.
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what looks so bad is the cheek implants, they're horrible!
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I think she was in the fire & they tried to put out the fire with an ax,on her face. Where is the BBRC???? Bastardly Beat Rack Cam!!
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I agree with Starrica and Phrack.
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can't wait to see what you sun worshipping young'uns look like at 60. granted, she's had some frankensteinian plastic surgery, but that's expected in hollywood.
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Plastic Surgery is for inner as well as outer beauty
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Oh my..That's BAD. Cover yourself woman! And close your mouth! Big fucking teeth.
Hell, just stay in your house with the drapes drawn. And for goodness sake don't answer the door!
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I was thinking the same thing "ugh"...it does look like it is time to remove the cheek implants and if someone injected fat into her cheeks to give her a "younger" look...I would sue for malpractice...it looks awful! I would rather age and look nature than age and look like I had major work done that went horribly wrong!
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see for yourself!!
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