Bastardly Breaking News! Penelope Cruz eats a Granny Smith Apple!
Monday, January 22nd, 2007 late in the morning while chugging coffee
Related in a Bastardly way:
- Bastardly Breaking News! Penelope Cruz talks on cell phone and stretches at the same time!
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Penelope Cruz Left Ibiza & Didn't Go To The Beach With Sister Monica!!
- Bastardly Not So Breaking News! Penelope Cruz has a hot friend!
- Bastardly Breaking News! Penelope Cruz talks on cell phone AND tries on shoes at the same time!
- Bastardly Breaking News! Penelope Cruz Runs into a Paris Christian Dior Store!













I'd fuck her sister but thats it.
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Pass.
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I'd do both her and her sister. Both look hot to me.
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Nothing a brown bag wouldn't fix.
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Hot.
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Whats ur problem? U look different when u eat? Or u do it just virtually?
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Looking tired.
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i don't know who i lust after more, her or salma.
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in the last picture she reminds me of a bird..
but hey thats not so bad!
dont we all resemble some animal?
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To Wiseman / Big Papi!!! Only in your dreams!!! Civilization have many perverse people,so sad.
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i eat granny smith apples too!
maybe we can fuck
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