Bastardly Breaking News! Penelope Cruz eats a Granny Smith Apple!
Posted on Monday, January 22nd, 2007 @ 10:59am by Jackson
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I'd fuck her sister but thats it.
Pass.
I'd do both her and her sister. Both look hot to me.
Nothing a brown bag wouldn't fix.
Hot.
Whats ur problem? U look different when u eat? Or u do it just virtually?
Looking tired.
i don't know who i lust after more, her or salma.
in the last picture she reminds me of a bird..
but hey thats not so bad!
dont we all resemble some animal?
To Wiseman / Big Papi!!! Only in your dreams!!! Civilization have many perverse people,so sad.
i eat granny smith apples too!
maybe we can fuck
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