Christina Aguilera Didn't Bring Her Pet Monkey to NRJ Music Awards
Sunday, January 21st, 2007 after a late four martini lunch

The award show went down yesterday. If you're French, make sure you check out the award show's website.
So, why would Christina hit up the NRJ Music Awards in Cannes, France?!? Well, besides hitting up crazy coke-parties & sleeping around w/ random rich men from around the globe, the NRJ people awarded her w/ International Album of the Year honors for Back to Basics. Good work, Christina!












x-tina sure does get me fired up... she's pure sex appeal, in my opinion.
she's not the hottest broad out there, but there's just something about her that does it for me. i could beat off to pics of her wearing a snowsuit!
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shes got nice legs but some creepy knees
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I agree with fatso, she is hot in a slutty kind of way. She's the chick you want to bang on a one-nighter,not marry (that is, if you are dumb enough to get married). I would like to be one of the guys around her when she goes on the rebound soon!
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she looks clean!!!that`s important!!!Britney looks like she smells of cheese
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Christina is beautiful. She has an out of this world voice, let's face it, it's going be a very looong time before there is a new singer that is as good she is. And she has the best short woman's body.
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she has great tits.... i'd love to fuck her, then go tell everyone about it.
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and that goddamn worthless schvatza ape of a male-thing she married gets hit that night after night- there is no god !!!
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This is one nasty hideous bitch/slut/ho/cum dumpster.
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who the fuck wants to see this cum slurper with all her clothes on?
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I may not find Christina attractive, but she can do better than that elf-monkey she's married to.
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Nice skin, great shoes.. her face is hideous.. I'd tap that.
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She looks good all the time. Which leads me to wonder what she looks like without all the make up.
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she's fucking cute
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stupid eyebrows
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Oh, that is just twenty pounds of cute in a five pound bag.
And those shoes....divine...
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When she showed up at the place I work after the New Years show, she came in with the rat, but kept him in a corner while she partied it up like a fuckin' maniac. He sat there like a little lost dog drinkin champagne by the bottle while she was dancin and grabbing on guys.
But man, she's very tiny, the boobs are enormous on her little body, but shweet jeebus she's fucking gorgeous under all that shit she plasters on her face. And she's pretty nice, I got to go to the table and say hello. She thanked my guys for the food and for waiting so long and all that nicey nice shit. Was very cool.
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Dude, did you hit on her? ---or at least buy her a drink? I hear she likes to get wasted...
But yeah, I can't that monkey ratface gets to take Christina's drunken ass home each night of the week. damn him.
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Hell no, I was kinda star stuck. I think she's actually a lot better of a singer than she's wasting her talent on, so I only squeaked out a 'well, you're welcome. you have a great voice'... Cue the Whaaaa-WHaaaaaaaaa sound. I did get her to sign my chef coat tho, it's my thing whenever I get to brush up against celebs. Autograph on chef coat.
If I ever go broke, look on ebay for those things hahahaaa!
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not as hot as she was back in the pre"dirty"days but still wayyyy more bangable then britney is.
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She's cute in that baby- girl sorta way. I don't know why she tries to be sexy. Although she tries really hard with this "X-tina" image, I still refuse to see her as that. She has a really good voice. I just think she should wear less makeup.
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Way, way, waaaay hot.
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Smokin'!
Every time I see her I think of those pics of her in GQ (or whatever mag that was) where she's naked on a bed, partially covered by a white sheet...Yum.
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If I ever fail with women to the point that I need a blow up doll, I want it to look like page 1, pic 2............
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I guarantee you the reason she's married to that ugly jew has something to do with his occupation and connections...whatever they may be. It sure as hell wasn't for looks.
I'd hit it. You know damn well she would be a freak in bed.
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[...] Christina Aguilera Didn't Bring Her Pet Monkey to NRJ Music Awards [...]
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I bet she has a great looking clitoris!
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I would suck her beautiful toes all night
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She has hair extensions! It's so obvious, her hair isn't that thick!!!
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whats the markings all in her left forearm?
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Smoking.
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She has no calves and her nose is huge. Sure, Britney got fat, but she can easily lose the weight. Britney has a beautiful facial structure and a beautiful, perfect shape with NICE calves. It's a good thing Christina doesn't want kids.
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She looks better and better. Britney needs to clean up, but there's nothing she can do about her stubby legs.
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.....sorry, pic #3!
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