Bastardly Breaking News! Uma Thurman in a Bikini @ the Beach w/ Right Hand in a Cast!
Saturday, January 20th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch

I'm pretty sure the hand fracture was a result of some freak handjob accident. Can someone please confirm...
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Surprisingly good.
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I see a Hilton butt.
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Gangly fucker is too long for the sun-lounger......still would though.......
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who's the ugly f*cker that plays the tounge game?
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Nice legs.
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She looks well, if a little annoyed - unsurprisingly.
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Her boyfriends a dwarf?! Eww.
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she is just umariffic.
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I'd stick it in.
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She looks amazing - I wish I had a body like that! I'd be in a bikini all day!
Seriously, though, she has fantastic legs. *Jealous*
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I have a thing for Uma Thurman. She's a hottie.
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She's big enough to take it, fo' sho'.
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mmm..milf boobs ,gotta love 'em.
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ohhhhh uma you are perfection
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nasty flat white american ass. she can keep a cigarette dry under one cheek and a lighter under the other one
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Hey sole, don't look now but the Germans are in your Country again.
Uma is hot.
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Please tell me that is not really her boyfriend. The short part isn't so bad, but he is just not attractive in any way. Also, I feel a little better that as thin as she is when she is sitting or laying down she has a little pot belly on her. Still a beautiful woman.
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She has an accident on some movie plan...
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gangly dorky but doable
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Saggy tits! Saggy tits! Saggy tits! Saggy tits! Saggy tits! Saggy tits! Saggy tits! Saggy tits! Saggy tits! Saggy tits! Saggy tits! Saggy tits! Saggy tits...
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