Eva Longoria & Her Sexy March, 2007 Arena Magazine Layout



I know we call Eva a whore, slut & prostitute (which all mean pretty much the same thing), but that doesn't change the fact that she looks unbelievably sexy in this particular layout. Keep it perky & keep it hot, Eva!! Ow!!

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Pic 3... whoa! Now that was...interesting.

Saturday, January 20th, 2007 @ 4:13pm
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I would like to invite her to my 2007 Sausage Fest party !!

Saturday, January 20th, 2007 @ 4:46pm
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ah the chains are pretty hot arent they

Saturday, January 20th, 2007 @ 4:56pm
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There just isn't much to her. Maybe it's part of the photo shopping. I don't know if being a string bean is her best look. Though she has so many imperfections that nicely seem to balance themselves out strangely enough.

Saturday, January 20th, 2007 @ 5:31pm
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No ass shot's but still good.

FUCK YOU PEYTON MANNING

Saturday, January 20th, 2007 @ 5:46pm
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Those tacos look delicious.

Saturday, January 20th, 2007 @ 6:15pm
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very cute.

Saturday, January 20th, 2007 @ 6:26pm
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Cute, but tainted. Shame....

Saturday, January 20th, 2007 @ 6:52pm
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WOOOWW.. she looks really sexy!!!

Saturday, January 20th, 2007 @ 7:04pm
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Too fucking skinny! Slam her hard and you bust her hip bone - then what do you have?
A busted up hoe!

You want to see something worth slamming, look at the post right below this one, the one of someone called Candice Michelle. Now she looks worthy!

Saturday, January 20th, 2007 @ 7:18pm
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I love how women who are pushing 30 and claim to be 'respectable actresses' still feel the need to do this shit.

Saturday, January 20th, 2007 @ 7:22pm
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She is the epitome of "cheap."

And, she has a massive head.

Saturday, January 20th, 2007 @ 8:12pm
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brain of chicken

Saturday, January 20th, 2007 @ 11:10pm
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I think she looks beautiful. I've always thought she was cute. The overrated kind of cute, but still pleasing to the eye. I'll admit, before I saw this one, I didn't think she could me "beautiful", but after seeing this, I'll retract those feelings. Sure...beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Snake Goddess- whom doesn't have imperfections? I guess that you implying that you are PERFECT. Then again...most people can look good with the right hairstylist, the best makeup money can buy, moon luminesque-lighting and a $5000 an hour photographer....

Saturday, January 20th, 2007 @ 11:40pm
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Wow. she looks cheap. i never thought she was pretty, and this just solidifies it. i can't believe she is deluded enough to call herself 'curvy.' please. and i think it's pathetic that she finds the need to do shoots like this.

Sunday, January 21st, 2007 @ 1:57am
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I would glaze her just to show her what real spunk is like.

Sunday, January 21st, 2007 @ 3:18am
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Hell, I want the Estella Warren pics on Page 114!

Sunday, January 21st, 2007 @ 3:31am
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blah...but those chains are pretty cool.

Sunday, January 21st, 2007 @ 4:50am
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She keeps making that stupid face, and it isn't sexy at all. She looks like she's mildly retarded. Other then that though she's very attractive.

Sunday, January 21st, 2007 @ 10:13am
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not really a big fan of hers, but this is a great photoshoot. one of her best. thanks bastardly!

Sunday, January 21st, 2007 @ 10:50am
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waaaay better looking chicks out there, she just has the benefit of pro makeup and hair, good lighting & photography, air brushing, and last but not least----photoshop.
but i would still fuck her, she is just not all that.

Sunday, January 21st, 2007 @ 11:54am
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"Americas Hottest Housewife???? LOL---wrong!! Sorry, but that would be Christie Brinkley, not this mousy plain looking homely spick with a dent in her nose.

Sunday, January 21st, 2007 @ 12:03pm
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I would like to tie her up with those chains and have my way with her. Holy fucking shit is she smoking hot.

Sunday, January 21st, 2007 @ 12:41pm
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She looks great here. Too bad she looks like a spider monkey without makeup. I wonder how they did such a good job with her mustache!
Hey Irish Maddog....Give respect where respect is due......Peyton, if nothing else. is a student of the game......No one gave John Elway a chance either.....But he went out on top.
So to you Maddog......I'm sick of the Patriots and I hope the Colts run over the Patriots!

Sunday, January 21st, 2007 @ 1:01pm
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hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, January 21st, 2007 @ 1:07pm
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The pix on the Table of Contents page (page 2 of this post) makes her look like the poster child of starving nations. She is soooo fugly. What is up with her inability to close her mouth? Does she really think her supremely large f*cked up teeth make her look hot? She has the body (and brain) of a plank of driftwood.

Sunday, January 21st, 2007 @ 1:33pm
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photoshop can make anyone pretty, but seriously, you can't change that ugly monkey face of hers!

Sunday, January 21st, 2007 @ 2:13pm
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I want to punch this rat faced cunt in the face and stomach.

Sunday, January 21st, 2007 @ 11:49pm
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to Lee- I believe "spic" is spelled S-P-I-C. Everyone who has been commenting about her nationality, who in the hell cares? If she's hot, she's hot, if she's not, she's not. It has nothing to do with her being Mexican. There are plenty of beautiful Spanish women both in hollywood, and ones that you will see everyday walking down the street. Dare I say "Bring out the dumbasses!"

Monday, January 22nd, 2007 @ 12:38am
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wow..never realized how bone skinny she is until you see her without designer duds.... go out and eat some protein, doll!

Monday, January 22nd, 2007 @ 8:28pm
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I dont understand whats so special about her. I see prettier things than this floating around in the toilet after I take a dump.

Monday, January 22nd, 2007 @ 11:42pm
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SHOW YOUR TITS!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007 @ 1:57pm
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to Lee- I believe “spic” is spelled S-P-I-C. Everyone who has been commenting about her nationality, who in the hell cares? If she’s hot, she’s hot, if she’s not, she’s not. It has nothing to do with her being Mexican. There are plenty of beautiful Spanish women both in hollywood, and ones that you will see everyday walking down the street. Dare I say “Bring out the dumbasses!”
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Her NATIONALITY is AMERICAN- she was born and raised in Texas, as were here parents and grandparents.

She's a cute girl, what does being of Mexican heritage have to do with it? Nothing, unless you are a racist ass! I'm sure she is waaaay prettier than those posting here.

Sunday, February 4th, 2007 @ 4:31pm
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Hu er hot!! jeg vil knulle a i rompa ass.. blir så jævlig kåt av de bildene

Saturday, April 14th, 2007 @ 9:22am
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Anyone that says that this girl ain't nice, is just jealous or bitter.. Get a life people, she looks great, with or without clothes!

Saturday, April 14th, 2007 @ 11:01am
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she is very pretty, and plus most girls look weird without makeup, and girls stop hating on her shes prettier than all of you girls, its true,

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 8:21pm
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Are those chains some kind of new nipple piercing or something? :p I prefer a bit smaller piercings on women.

Monday, October 1st, 2007 @ 7:45pm
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SHES HOT

Monday, January 21st, 2008 @ 6:01pm
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she is one of those girls that SHOULD be hot but just isnt. I think her and jessica alba define this perfectly, their bodies are great and their faces are good but they are just so not sexy. They seem like they are the most annoying people ever and just so unsexy. plus they both prolly have cocks

Monday, January 21st, 2008 @ 7:47pm
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Say what you will, but she is one tight, tasty piece of ass. I'll bet her pussy feels like Mexican heaven. She's tiny, too. Spinners always have really tight pussies. Mmmm... tight pussy. . .

Monday, January 21st, 2008 @ 8:00pm
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Ugly, dirty mexican whore.

Sunday, January 21st, 2007 @ 1:37pm
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SHOW

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007 @ 2:00pm
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SHES REALY HOT

Monday, January 21st, 2008 @ 6:01pm
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SHOW YOUR TITS

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007 @ 2:00pm
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This chick is hot, but I can't stand listening to her, so I would try to keep my cock in her mouth as much as possible.

Monday, January 21st, 2008 @ 6:02pm
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SHOW YOUR

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007 @ 2:00pm
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