Bastardly Breaking News! Mischa Barton Sets Record for Longest Cell Phone Conversation While Walking Her Dog @ the Beach in Her
Thursday, January 18th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch
Bastarchived in Anorexic Bitches, Babes, Bikini Pics, Mischa Barton, Overrated
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There's something odd about the shape of her body... It's very "girly" and non-waif.
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she's getting fucking hot. nice rack for a skinny girl
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Her face is not all that but....She has a very nice body....the waist...the curves...the stomach...the legs...I want me one like that
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Wow. Thank you for the fantastic pics!!!
Gorgeous face and perfect body.
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i like the 'weird' fashion posts more.....
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I hate to say it but I would fuck her deep & hard.
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she holds a weird fascination.
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I'd bone her silly.
But the "I'm so cool and self centered that because I'm bored walking around outide, I'm calling you to bother you on the phone and take up your time." It's not like whatever she is bugging somebody about on the phone can't wait until she got home. But that's the classic "I'm important" look in LA.
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I'd kidnap her, keep her in a cage and give her the Kim Kardashian 'golden shower' treatment until I broke her spirit. Then she'd make the perfect pet, purring on the couch as she used her cute mouth for something other than talking on a damned cellphone.
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She looks pretty good in this set of pics, probably because she isn't wearing one of her fugly outfits. I approve!
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Yeah, she looks good here.
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Her legs and belly are very arousing.
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She got them feminine hips...thumbs up for this pasty broad.
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oh my gosh! these same pictures were posted on theskinnywebsite.com and the women there RIPPED her apart for having cellulite and a "pear" body shape.
check it out! it's ridiculous.....for once i actually am grateful for your comments, you bastards.
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Im a women and she's one of my favorite actresses I think she is beautiful. And I diet and exercise a lot, Im going for her body type.
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Way curvy and hot!!
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wow fantastic figure, she looks hot.......
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huge hips...not hot...huge hips and small tits....bleah next
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Mischa's got such a hot body & pretty face. Now that she's dumped the stud-ugly Cisco, I'd take her out in the high grass at the beach and show her what a real man can do. I'd do her over and over again and again until she was totally exhausted and impregnated. She's hot!
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I'd kidnap her, keep her in a cage and give her the Kim Kardashian 'golden shower' treatment until I broke her spirit. Then she'd make the perfect pet, purring on the couch as she used her cute mouth for something other than talking on a damned cellphone.
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How lame, she doesn't even have an iPhone, what is she, prehistoric?
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