Bastardly Question: Does Kim Kardashian have a Secret Sex Tape?
Thursday, January 18th, 2007 in the weewizzle hours by Moe
UPDATE: Download The Video Below!
Source #1 & Source #2
The Bastardly Answer: Yes. She hangs out w/ Paris Hilton, so by default, she has one. If she doesn't have one right at this second, she will have one very soon, so it's the same thing as having one right now. That makes very little sense at the moment, but once her sex tape releases on the Internet, it will all become clearer.
Now, with that in hand, someone please post a download link to Kim Kardashian's sex video...or something.
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Water feature, Baby!!
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This chick is worthless, yet smoking hot. You just know that she's a total whiny bitch, but all I wanna do is fuck those titties and come all over that beautiful face.
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She's totally useless, but hot damn is she always well dressed...and has the best shoes.
Bitch.
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Boobs a' poppin'.
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Whats all this pissing stuff about? Do these girls like getting pissed on just to date a famous guy. If a guy pissed on me after getting sex, he would get a baseball bat in his head and ass. Just might get his dick cut off too. Really sick fucking stuff.
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i would love to see that sex tape.. i think that her breasts are not real but she is smoking hot!
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Her curves are ready to burst out! Clothes seem barely able to confine them!
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if she doesn't already have a tape, i'll volunteer to make one with her
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why on earth is this chick famous? fucking hell... these days you can be famous for befriending someone else who is famous for having done nothing? man alive, what a fucked up world.
that said, she's damn hot. i'd piss her on her anyday.
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Well if she hasn't made a sex tape yet I'll volunteer to make one with her. She is incredibly HOT HOT HOT....lights camera action!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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her body is so fucking hot. and anyway, why is everyone talking shit about getting pissed on? to me, it all depends on where the piss lands.
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bah.
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ya, i read the pissing thing some where recently as well...
why would such a hot chick allow a dude to piss on her sexy bod?!? totally beyond me.
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I don't know what her job is or why she's famous, but I would love to see her big ass and tits free from any clothing.
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Like the shoes.
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maybe she likes getting pissed on? and yes there are people who eat shit and drink piss (as nutty as that sounds). i'd still love to fuck the shit out of her. what a body.
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The sex tape is just a "publicity stunt" Kim and Paris are hot with no talent they have to come out with a sex tape to become famous.
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............For the most I have to agree with yesica, I am not 100% convinced they are both hot!..........OK for the most part, but not hot!
What do Hilton and Kardashian have in common with sewers??
You can find anything you want there!………
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u just plain sick
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I don't know man, people just flock to useless, vapid idiots these days. Famous for being famous. TRUE acts of heroism and bravery are hardly noticed...but everyone knows who the sex-tape jizz-whores Paris & Kim are...a sad state of affairs.
Other than her tiddies, she's nothing to me. Who knows if they're even real? They're only big because she's overweight anyway. Someone needs to shit in her mouth after a beer-and-hot wings Saturday night bender, and shut her up for good. Wait a minute, isn't Kim one of the girls in "2 girls 1 cup"?
Ali Larter, Annie Wersching and Carrie Prejean on the other hand...them's some HOT WOMEN!! KK is just a useless tart.
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so she drinks piss and eats shit in that video!!!
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So she fucked some baboon??? She's proper used meat.
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She doesn't drink piss and eat shit, you idiot. Supposedly the guy pisses on her after he gets done fucking her. Which is kinda fucked up and kinky, but not in the good way. But no one eats shit and drinks piss. Do they...?
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yes i do, but im not tellin u
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ooh ya, get me some of that!!
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FUCKING WHORE KIM. FUCKING BITCH KIM. FUCKING SLUT KIM. FUCKING CUNT KIM.
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