40 Scandalous Comments

Tag team!!

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 3:11pm

I prefer Penelope's sister. She is better than these two combined.

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 3:14pm

They're both beautiful, but Salma is by far the winner in the body dept.

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 3:19pm

tough call, but it's gotta be salma. her body alone is absolute perfection, to say nothing of her stunning face.

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 3:39pm

Both of them are way doable, but Salma's got that soft, voluptuous body!

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 3:50pm

Wiseman spoke wisely.

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 3:58pm

Count me in with the "they're both hawt, but Salma's got a better body" crowd... The things I'd do to Salma Hayek... They'll illegal in 192 countries! :)

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 4:02pm

Salma. She's hotter, and I bet she's more fun in the sack.

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 4:45pm

Nice. Salma got awesome tits, Penelope has prettier face.

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 4:50pm

Salma looks like a goddess.

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 5:08pm

F both of them! I want MATT!

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 5:32pm

Salma when she was younger, way younger. Cruz is just plain ugly.

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 5:57pm

Penelope.

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 6:21pm

Being a female, I don't want to do anything to them, however...

Salma has a bit of a man-jaw going on! Her face is sooo square. Also, she looks a bit chunky. I think Penelope, despite her nose, is a lot prettier.

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 6:41pm

Penelope is too old looking, but Salma would be a dream.

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 7:07pm

TITS WIN!!!!!
Ms. Hayek by a 20 lengths

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 7:41pm

if there was a god, and he was a man, this is what all women would look like.

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 9:46pm

I agree with the gals Salma Hayek has a fat, mans jaw she's really gained a lot of weight. Her jaw is more manly then Paris HIlton. I dont see her as a goddess. Plus her movies are so boring.

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 10:31pm

While Salma has been pulling a "Tyra" lately, she's MUCH more beautiful... almost breathtaking. Penelope's cute @ best.
But then again, they say beauty fades... I guess it depends on what you prefer.

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 10:59pm

Salma is so much better than Penelope. I can't get over Penelope's nose, that thing is huge. Salma is much more elegant and does't air her dirty laundry by bouncing from guy to guy. Plus, compaired to Salma, Penelope looks like a man...

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 11:07pm

I spy a nipple in the background of the first picture on page three.

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 @ 2:01am

Kat! Good eye!!!! OW!!!

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 @ 2:21am

brown bag them both...

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 @ 3:45am

one more vote for salma

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 @ 8:11am

Penelope anyday! She's a godess while Salma looks like a guy.
And for people saying that Salma has a better body, do yourselves a favour and go see Almodover's last film "Volver". You'll see what I mean.

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 @ 10:23am

Salma is hot, she makes Dubai look like antartica with her hot ass and body, penelope is ugly and kinda looks like Mr Burns with that nose

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 @ 10:27am

Easy, chop Penelope's head off and attach it to Sandra's body. Perfect 10

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 @ 12:17pm

I'm going with Marco; I'll take Salma's body and blend it with Penelope's face.

Penelope's face is certainly not conventially attractive, but there's something about it that's quite appealing. I find Salma's face to be a bit manly.

But crikey, Salma does have some damn near perfect breasts!

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 @ 1:17pm

Salma without doubt

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 @ 10:42pm

Some of you guys are all fucking nuts Salma is by far the most beautifullest (She can turn me Gay! lol), even though I love them both. ANY WOMAN on this message board who has the nerve to say that Salma looks fat is just jealous and needs to grow a pair of tits and an ass and of course wishes she had that fire and sexiness that both of these latinas exude. NUFF SAID!

Friday, January 19th, 2007 @ 12:48pm

salma all the way! I think every anorexic chick needs to be shown a photo of salma hayek just to make it clear to them what men want.

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007 @ 7:16am

all you girls are jelous, salma hayek is beautiful, next to her youll look ugly

Saturday, May 5th, 2007 @ 5:24pm

penelope is more beautiful and all natural. salma had a nose job and a boob job, and still she looks like a man to me! go penelope!

Sunday, June 17th, 2007 @ 10:00am

Salma has a perfect body - though you can't tell in that hideous dress, but her face is wicked square. Shave off some of her jaw or just put Penelope's head on Salma's body and there you go.

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 4:49am

Talk about the Latin Explosion!

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 3:19pm

I guess I'm the only one not loving Salma. I think she has a mannish face. Penelope is so much better looking in the facial region.

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 5:33pm

they are both lookin fine!!!!!

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 5:58pm

penelope is sooo overrated... shes not that great... salma has a great face and body

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 6:42pm

What a pair.

Salma's, I mean.

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 10:36pm

penelope is more beautiful and all natural. salma had a nose job
and a boob job, and still she looks like a man to me! go penelope!

Sunday, June 17th, 2007 @ 10:00am

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