Keeley Hazell Sex Tape Fiasco Hits the British Tabloids
Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
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meet the real mr potato head ?????
WWW TTTT FFFFFF !!!!!!
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That guy looks like a fucking retard. This proves this bitch doesnt have the brains to go for looks.
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........ Cause even I can fuck much hotter guys than that!
Wait, no, God put a restraining order on me to stay away from ALL good-looking people. Woops.
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This bitch is only good for getting her tits out.
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There's blood in the water, and the sharks of the tabloid press are in the middle of a feeding frenzy...
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Gay porn would be sooo much better.
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Ok i saw the video and it sucks...and u dont even see anything...like nada! oh well
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eww dirty skank. and her bf is ugly as shit.
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All you see in that vid is a few minutes of her giving a half ass knobber and you never get to see her gash up close. She needs to put another "unauthorized" video out there with better camera work!
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I don´t know why people think it´s so fucking cool to make a sextape? But ayway, she´s a silly slut (which I would like to bang), and I don´t feel sorry for her.
LMAO @ MR Potato Head.
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I don´t know why people think it´s so fucking cool to make a sextape? Anyway, she´s a silly slut (which I would like to bang).
Btw, LMAO @ MR Potato Head! Now that´s some fucked up shit.
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She is just another wannbe media hoe like Titsmush. See they can't make headlines with any other talent other then thier sex skills. And judging from what I saw, my ex was better at slobbering knobbers then this hoe. She needs to watch some more porn and go back to school. Big titties or not. Pass.
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I'm eagerly awaiting Keeley Sex Tape 2: Proper Camera Placement.
And KST3: No HMA
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I still love her.
My God, she just has the most perfect breasts. And because of that, I'm willing to forgive this absolute shit sex tape.
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Oh Yeah
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i agree! bring out "stolen sex tape 2!" A few requests:
1. Get some decent clothes (then take them off quickly!)
2. Talk dirty
3. Make it with someone who doesnt steal cars for a job
4. A money shot! All good sex tapes have a money shot!!! And i vote all over those massive tits! ooooooh yeaaaaah!!!
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This bitch has nothing going for her besides those sagging knockers. I mean honestly,is every broad out there with big flapjacks flying around gonna make a million? Fuckin rediculous, Id rather watch paint dry than her sex tape.
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Oh my god. She is so plain and ugly seriously what is that fucking hype about this saggy boobed slut all about. it worries me that she makes so much money from those sagging tits. PLease
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yes it was a totally shit tape, BUT she is not ugly!(that's to all those jealous! girls!), her tits are not sagging!(to all those jealous! girls!), her clothes are excellent, so stop being sospitefull, has ia occured to you that she might not have been enjoying the fuck so maybe that's why it was crap?
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OH MY GOD.
THAT'S SICK SHIT. i didn't even see that crap...
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Will you fixed the goddamned system! Sorry for the double post.
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