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This girl is so easy on the eyes.....beautiful.

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 11:09am
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She looks good....only problem....Her teeth look like full size dominos!

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 11:51am
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Or like she's got a mouth full of 10 packs of chicklets!

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 12:02pm
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She looks great her body is about a 15 But..........

now she is with that overrated, still in the closet fag ASS, who won't move to 3rd base to help the team, pretty boy. She is out of my top 20

FUCK YOU JETER

PEYTON MANNING CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HOW SHITTTTY YOUR GOING TO FEEL SUNDAY NIGHT.

GET READY MOTHER FUCKER............................

THE PATRIOTS ARE COMING FOR YOU...............BITCH!!!!!

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 12:10pm
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Exactly right SC-BLUE, the perfect description...easy on the eyes.
I didn't see 'em here but you should have seen the pictures of Jessica playing volleyball in Puerto Rico in a swim suit. Hard body.

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 12:13pm
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she's jeter's beard
and he is her dress
just like diaz and timberlake when they were together

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 12:16pm
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...I'll be in the bathroom, drinking bleach.

She makes me feel inferior.

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 12:30pm
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I think she has the nose michael jackson wanted!

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 12:40pm
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now that she's had jeter's diseased wee wee in her ass, she's damaged and diseased goods, baby

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 12:49pm
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caitie, have actually looked at the pictures closely....Don't drink the bleach...her face is all fucked up.

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 12:54pm
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BIG ASS IMPLANTS or they sucked out her brain fat and injected it in her ass

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 1:00pm
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Here's the link to the volleyball photos.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/01052007/news/worldnews/jeter_and_belle_biel...

Good, hard body.

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 1:13pm
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gosh shes two years younger then me, i always thought she was older, shes starting to get wrinkles under the eyes already.......
but shes very beautiful, fab body, and can look effortlessly beautiful and natural........so yea she scores high on the female perfection meter..........

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 1:25pm
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..... with my manhood! All two inches baby!!!!! Yeah!

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 1:35pm
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Need some B.B.B.C. (Bastardly Bitable Boo-tay Cam) shots!!

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 2:10pm
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It could have been Plato, it might have been Shakespeare, it may even have been Shaw..Whoever it was, I think they said it best, when they said....
''Lord have mercy! God is my shepherd, and he knows what I want!''

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 2:46pm
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I'd do the motorboat between those fat cheeks....

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 4:54pm
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Y*U*M*M*Y

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 5:38pm
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Wasn't it Pastor Clever?

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 5:41pm
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She is pretty, not gorgeous, but pretty ......

Everytime I look at her, she just gives me this strong manly vibe.She is too pumped up, she looks kinda like a linebacker!

PS-Irish PATRIOTS SUCK!

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 6:46pm
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It was indeed Pastor Clever! I was just messing about and giving the punch-line a semi-classy build up. Heh.

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 7:14pm
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Jessica, me loves you.

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 8:33pm
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I got ya King, but there "ain't" no pulling that out the geto!
I kid....Plus I had to say Chicklets on last time!

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 @ 3:03am
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Everytime I see her, I just fall more and more in love.

Damn you Derek! Damn you to bloody hell!

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 @ 1:36pm
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She looks better at the critics choice awards in the yellow dress.

Sunday, January 21st, 2007 @ 10:14pm
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[...] Jessica Biel at the Golden Globes. Hmm. Let’s see. OH! Jessica Beil should bang Jack Bauer. In a clandestine manner. (Bastardly) [...]

Thursday, January 25th, 2007 @ 2:58pm
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The debate is offically over......No question, J Biel has the prettiest fanny in Hollywoodland. Just look at the very last scene in "The Illusionist"; the pants are loose and baggy, she's not thrusting out her derriere, and still the enormity of her ass is obvious. True, she is a bit too proud of her butt and likes to "offer" it to the adoring public in those seductive poses, but she's in the JLo-Beyonce category.
And what's this about white women not having junk in the trunk? Remember the 50's & 60's and Marilyn Monroe, Sophia Loren, and especially Kim Novak? And what about the 70's & 80's, with luscious Barbara Eden, Ann-Margaret, and who can forget Joey Heatherton? These white chicks had miles of round, soft, tantalizing bottoms.

Monday, February 5th, 2007 @ 8:58am
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Utterly gorgeous, but where are the ass shots?!?

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 11:15am
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Best part about the volleyball photos.......No Chicklets!

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 2:10pm
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I'd nibble the corns off her toes!

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 5:39pm
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I would suck a mean cock just for one night with her.

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 8:34pm
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One last time I meant.

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 @ 3:03am
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I'd pound da punani.

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 11:19am
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