Jessica Biel @ 64th Annual Golden Globe Awards
Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
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Jessica Biel @ 64th Annual Golden Globe AwardsTuesday, January 16th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch 33 Scandalous Comments |
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This girl is so easy on the eyes.....beautiful.
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She looks good....only problem....Her teeth look like full size dominos!
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Or like she's got a mouth full of 10 packs of chicklets!
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She looks great her body is about a 15 But..........
now she is with that overrated, still in the closet fag ASS, who won't move to 3rd base to help the team, pretty boy. She is out of my top 20
FUCK YOU JETER
PEYTON MANNING CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HOW SHITTTTY YOUR GOING TO FEEL SUNDAY NIGHT.
GET READY MOTHER FUCKER............................
THE PATRIOTS ARE COMING FOR YOU...............BITCH!!!!!
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Exactly right SC-BLUE, the perfect description...easy on the eyes.
I didn't see 'em here but you should have seen the pictures of Jessica playing volleyball in Puerto Rico in a swim suit. Hard body.
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she's jeter's beard
and he is her dress
just like diaz and timberlake when they were together
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...I'll be in the bathroom, drinking bleach.
She makes me feel inferior.
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I think she has the nose michael jackson wanted!
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now that she's had jeter's diseased wee wee in her ass, she's damaged and diseased goods, baby
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caitie, have actually looked at the pictures closely....Don't drink the bleach...her face is all fucked up.
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BIG ASS IMPLANTS or they sucked out her brain fat and injected it in her ass
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Here's the link to the volleyball photos.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/01052007/news/worldnews/jeter_and_belle_biel...
Good, hard body.
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gosh shes two years younger then me, i always thought she was older, shes starting to get wrinkles under the eyes already.......
but shes very beautiful, fab body, and can look effortlessly beautiful and natural........so yea she scores high on the female perfection meter..........
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..... with my manhood! All two inches baby!!!!! Yeah!
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Need some B.B.B.C. (Bastardly Bitable Boo-tay Cam) shots!!
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It could have been Plato, it might have been Shakespeare, it may even have been Shaw..Whoever it was, I think they said it best, when they said....
''Lord have mercy! God is my shepherd, and he knows what I want!''
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I'd do the motorboat between those fat cheeks....
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Y*U*M*M*Y
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Wasn't it Pastor Clever?
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She is pretty, not gorgeous, but pretty ......
Everytime I look at her, she just gives me this strong manly vibe.She is too pumped up, she looks kinda like a linebacker!
PS-Irish PATRIOTS SUCK!
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It was indeed Pastor Clever! I was just messing about and giving the punch-line a semi-classy build up. Heh.
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Jessica, me loves you.
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I got ya King, but there "ain't" no pulling that out the geto!
I kid....Plus I had to say Chicklets on last time!
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Everytime I see her, I just fall more and more in love.
Damn you Derek! Damn you to bloody hell!
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She looks better at the critics choice awards in the yellow dress.
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[...] Jessica Biel at the Golden Globes. Hmm. Let’s see. OH! Jessica Beil should bang Jack Bauer. In a clandestine manner. (Bastardly) [...]
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The debate is offically over......No question, J Biel has the prettiest fanny in Hollywoodland. Just look at the very last scene in "The Illusionist"; the pants are loose and baggy, she's not thrusting out her derriere, and still the enormity of her ass is obvious. True, she is a bit too proud of her butt and likes to "offer" it to the adoring public in those seductive poses, but she's in the JLo-Beyonce category.
And what's this about white women not having junk in the trunk? Remember the 50's & 60's and Marilyn Monroe, Sophia Loren, and especially Kim Novak? And what about the 70's & 80's, with luscious Barbara Eden, Ann-Margaret, and who can forget Joey Heatherton? These white chicks had miles of round, soft, tantalizing bottoms.
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Utterly gorgeous, but where are the ass shots?!?
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Best part about the volleyball photos.......No Chicklets!
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I'd nibble the corns off her toes!
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I would suck a mean cock just for one night with her.
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One last time I meant.
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I'd pound da punani.
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