Socialite Whores Paris Hilton & Kim Kardashian Bring the Links
Posted on Thursday, January 11th, 2007 @ 6:00pm by Moelicious

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Well, I am not poor or jealous. Paris Hilton EWWW!!! I could rant about her for hours. And her little unknown friend Hah I bet they think they are the shits but they are not.
Big Papi read this, shut your dirty Italian Guido ass up before I ship you back to Italy Hitler Style. I'd tie a long thread of pasta and hang you off a boat. Your lucky we didn't rade you and gayman's country. YOU FUCKING WOP Ginzo Makaroniarz spaghetti-bender And wiseman you Tommy Atkins Limey
Aids infested SLLLUUUUUUT and tranny. What a disturbing combination.
It'd be nice if some on would push her off onto the rocks below.
That would be nice. Then some starving sea gulls will devour her. Yipeee
More like a slut and a terrorist.
Bitch Papi, shut the fuck up, u racist fuck.
Those two must be on the ugly list.
Gee... those outfits on page 2 and 3 are not very flattering.
whos the hotty with Paris, whats famous for?
the other chick is hot!
Wow... Don't they look rich. Kim's late father defended OJ.
i love KIM KARDASHIAN she is so hot and beautiful!!!!!!!!! paris is a ugly bicth
KimKar is HOT!!! More pics of her w/o the blonde skank, please.
paris needs a nose job.
Man Paris Hiltons Vagina is like Public domain, free to use for the public its the most sought after public domain property, some greek shipping heirs even violate the copyrighted cock socket repeatedly.
When I think of rich, I think of someone a bit more covered and slightly more elegant. Hilton is ruining her family roots.
I am definitely not poor. That girl has coochie miles ranking right up their with her flight miles. Must be great to be loose (really...down there) and rich too. Most men just want to get with them to say 'Yep, I did Paris.'
You forgot to post the newspaper photo of Paris' s nose covered in what her publicist said was from a powdered donut as a nice side pic comparison... jk. ;)
I feel really sorry for Paris's father. He has to put up with it in the public eye.
God! I wish I was that rich!!!
Has this armenian chick done her own video so far?
They aren't posing for pictures there, they are hawking those god damn ugly silver hand bags they have with them.
"OH MY Gaaaaaaaaaaawd. We are like so totally HAWT! Let's make this awesome pose that I made up myself! We'll be like fighting off all those chicks that weigh more than 100lbs."
Those be some shiny Louis Vutton bags...
Oh my word those Louis Vuitton bags are sooo gorgeous! It's a pity that Paris has to make it look cheap by matching it with a LV bikini... Eew what a nasty skank, who does that?!?
Paris looks very frumpy in this pic and surprisingly clothed ... for once
just the one comment so far???
you can almost see the STD's flying around them
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