Socialite Whores Paris Hilton & Kim Kardashian Bring the Links



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26 Scandalous Comments

Well, I am not poor or jealous. Paris Hilton EWWW!!! I could rant about her for hours. And her little unknown friend Hah I bet they think they are the shits but they are not.

Thursday, January 11th, 2007 @ 6:03pm

Big Papi read this, shut your dirty Italian Guido ass up before I ship you back to Italy Hitler Style. I'd tie a long thread of pasta and hang you off a boat. Your lucky we didn't rade you and gayman's country. YOU FUCKING WOP Ginzo Makaroniarz spaghetti-bender And wiseman you Tommy Atkins Limey

Thursday, January 11th, 2007 @ 6:25pm

Aids infested SLLLUUUUUUT and tranny. What a disturbing combination.

Thursday, January 11th, 2007 @ 6:29pm

It'd be nice if some on would push her off onto the rocks below.

Thursday, January 11th, 2007 @ 6:34pm

That would be nice. Then some starving sea gulls will devour her. Yipeee

Thursday, January 11th, 2007 @ 6:38pm

More like a slut and a terrorist.

Thursday, January 11th, 2007 @ 6:43pm

Bitch Papi, shut the fuck up, u racist fuck.

Thursday, January 11th, 2007 @ 7:32pm

Those two must be on the ugly list.

Thursday, January 11th, 2007 @ 7:36pm

Gee... those outfits on page 2 and 3 are not very flattering.

Thursday, January 11th, 2007 @ 7:58pm

whos the hotty with Paris, whats famous for?

Thursday, January 11th, 2007 @ 8:02pm

the other chick is hot!

Thursday, January 11th, 2007 @ 8:27pm

Wow... Don't they look rich. Kim's late father defended OJ.

Thursday, January 11th, 2007 @ 8:32pm

i love KIM KARDASHIAN she is so hot and beautiful!!!!!!!!! paris is a ugly bicth

Thursday, January 11th, 2007 @ 8:39pm

KimKar is HOT!!! More pics of her w/o the blonde skank, please.

Thursday, January 11th, 2007 @ 8:56pm

paris needs a nose job.

Thursday, January 11th, 2007 @ 9:12pm

Man Paris Hiltons Vagina is like Public domain, free to use for the public its the most sought after public domain property, some greek shipping heirs even violate the copyrighted cock socket repeatedly.

Thursday, January 11th, 2007 @ 11:05pm

When I think of rich, I think of someone a bit more covered and slightly more elegant. Hilton is ruining her family roots.

I am definitely not poor. That girl has coochie miles ranking right up their with her flight miles. Must be great to be loose (really...down there) and rich too. Most men just want to get with them to say 'Yep, I did Paris.'

You forgot to post the newspaper photo of Paris' s nose covered in what her publicist said was from a powdered donut as a nice side pic comparison... jk. ;)

I feel really sorry for Paris's father. He has to put up with it in the public eye.

Friday, January 12th, 2007 @ 1:00am

God! I wish I was that rich!!!

Friday, January 12th, 2007 @ 4:37am

Has this armenian chick done her own video so far?

Friday, January 12th, 2007 @ 6:14am

They aren't posing for pictures there, they are hawking those god damn ugly silver hand bags they have with them.

Friday, January 12th, 2007 @ 6:57am

"OH MY Gaaaaaaaaaaawd. We are like so totally HAWT! Let's make this awesome pose that I made up myself! We'll be like fighting off all those chicks that weigh more than 100lbs."

Friday, January 12th, 2007 @ 5:06pm

Those be some shiny Louis Vutton bags...

Friday, January 12th, 2007 @ 11:20pm

Oh my word those Louis Vuitton bags are sooo gorgeous! It's a pity that Paris has to make it look cheap by matching it with a LV bikini... Eew what a nasty skank, who does that?!?

Sunday, January 21st, 2007 @ 11:23am

Paris looks very frumpy in this pic and surprisingly clothed ... for once

Friday, January 26th, 2007 @ 1:04pm

just the one comment so far???

Thursday, January 11th, 2007 @ 6:27pm

you can almost see the STD's flying around them

Thursday, January 11th, 2007 @ 9:20pm

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