Bastardly Lady of the Day - Megan



Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Kate Beckinsale, she's gorgeous beyond belief. I'll also just admit Angelina Jolie, (what girl wouldn't?) I just like to imagine the things she'd do to me. Ahaha.

Do you like your boobs?
I do, they're not huge, but they're not too small. They fit my body pretty damn well.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
As long as I had plenty to drink beforehand. Hey, I'm up for $3,000,000, but I just don't want to remember HOW I got it...

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
More than likely. I usually try to shrug it off, because I never believe them.

What makes you Bastardly?
I love being "one of the guys", I love to drink, play video games, & get high. I just love to have fun. I'm really down to earth. Oh yeah, & I'm kinda cute. :)

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75 Scandalous Comments

Well hello.
I like most of your pics (D'oh! Pouty pic! Ha ha.) you look quite foxy.
The (Chinese dragon) tattoo is okay - looks like you are sucking in your stomach somewhat, but hey, I'd do the same!
The first two pics and the pic of you sitting on the sofa are probably the most impressive looking in my opinion.
Thank you.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 1:39pm

I don't blame you Eduardo.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 1:45pm

just *swoon*and..more *swooning* thanks the words/pics megan. :)

gosh, i wish i had $3 miliion......

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 1:49pm

She got it right on the last comment. She is KINDA cute. Not the greatest we will see on this site, but I'm not complaining.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 2:06pm

On that third page she is smoking on a potentially unhealthy thing. I have something very healthy for her to smoke on. Something thats 11 inches.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 2:09pm

No probs Eduardo.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 2:15pm

Too bad about the tattoo.
Kinda Tina Fey looking. Who I think is hot.
In honour of Tina I'll bang you greek style.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 2:18pm

Ok, you're my nominee for Bastardly Lady Of the YEAR.

You're pierced, you've got ink....good glasses.....

So...umm.....Hi. How you doing?

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 2:27pm

Picture 2 on page 3 is nice too. Nice petite shoulders.
Hey Hotlips!

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 2:41pm

I would definitely do her. But it would have to be from behind. And if she would turn around, I would probably go limp. After a second glance though, she's not that bad...kinda sexy looking. I changed my mind and would definitely hit her from the front also, preferabbly pile driver position though, with my special two finger magillicutty.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 2:42pm

Yak! Yak! Yak! Please use brownbags to cover this mess!

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 2:44pm

well the love fest is over
she is now an offical BLOTD

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 2:49pm

i like her. but i'm a sucker for tattoos.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 2:52pm

I’ll also just admit Angelina Jolie, (what girl wouldn’t?) - Me :/

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 2:59pm

Megan,

Show us your tits.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 3:11pm

I was about to say 'I'm all heart', but if there's to be an alter involved, I'm taking my heart in the opposite direction - stat!

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 3:13pm

Damn, the ink is real, alright. What I meant that it couldn't be hers. As in the stomach in te picture might not be hers... Let's see a full body shot. That's what we all beg for here, not just kissy camera faces... Or other people's stomach... Are those 1 inchers on the first picture? If they are, they look shitty on ya too.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 3:38pm

2nd pic on first page looks just like Famke Janssen

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 3:56pm

The first pic she looks cute thats it. That tatto is nasty,she's doable.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 4:08pm

I love tattos of dragons

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 4:13pm

PASS. Nasty, trashy, used up. She's full of shit she would turn down 3mil if she wasn't drunk first. She is nothing to look at.

The tattoo is DISGUSTING. Looks like a biker slut. The piercing is so unoriginal. Nothing that hot about that shit. Look like wasted meat.

Lose those ugly fucking glasses. No man (hear me ladies) no man actually prefers glasses on a chick, especially those ugly ass frames. Girls may think they are cute, guys don't. Unless you're a fucking nerd. She looks like Lisa Loeb's slut sister.

You may get some play in a bar, but nothing but bottom feeders and nothing that would ever warrant a second look. You're the one that people bang and never talk about the next day.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 4:19pm

#21, it would have to be from behind and with a damn good porno dvd playing. It would be in a motel outside of town and no witnesses.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 4:23pm

very cute gal!! I dig the glasses. Piercings and spacers aren't my bag, but you wear them well. Go on with your bad self :)

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 4:27pm

Yeah, pirecings and tattoo's are awesome! None of these guys would have anything against it if were Angelina Jolie ( who is just regular in my opinion) and the glasses, it's not like she can't get contacts if she already hasn't.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 4:33pm

Piercings yes....Tattoo's....Yes and no......and especially if it was Angelina Jolie.
I just hate this huge tattos on women....anywhere. Little delicate butterfly or maybe a small to medium dragon is cute. I guess I just think the stomach and hips area on a woman is the sexiest so I don't like any distrations.
Back tattoos are cool too, but they really need be in proportion to the body.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 4:57pm

I don't like tattoos on a girl when they get their arms sleeved. That is terrible.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 5:03pm

ed... i'm here if a sacrifice is needed. i need a good cause and this it. my life *now* has meaning. :)

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 5:32pm

I like the pic on the bottom of page 3...but besides that..you're nothing special.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 5:35pm

I like this chick. She ain't bad to look at, probably a goer, likes to smoke weed and plays video games. That's a good egg right there. If I knew for a fact that she didn't talk incessantly about the dumbest shit, I would give her the highly coveted title of 'marriage material'.

BTW, Anybody who says they would not bed this chick plays for the pink team and I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that about every BLOTD. Bottom line, if you are a straight guy it is in your biological nature to stab every woman you possibly can with your pork sword. I'm not judging, being a fag don't make you a bad person, just understand what you are...a cum collecter, a knob shiner, a cock cleaner if you will. For all the dudes who wouldn't bang this girl, one quick question. What is it like to walk around with a wet ass all day? What do you do with when your can is full of jizz? I've got a suggestion...A pool pump. A pool pump may help clean out the deep end, of that ass.

God bless all of you...and your soaked asses.

Peace greasers!

G-

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 6:07pm

She's cute. If I saw her at a party/whatever, I'd probably try to talk to her.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 6:40pm

Megan's cute.
I'd slam her and her friend in the green jacket, on the 3rd page, in a long weekend of three way action.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 7:31pm

I dunno guys.....she is just plain jane to me. Nothin too special. Her day to day look needs a lot of work, especially in the first pic. O, and she is def suckin it in on the last pic.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 7:39pm

I'd trow this one a bang.
Pickle Tickle Time

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 7:43pm

She's really cute, nice bod from what I can tell. The tattoo is unforgivable though. Who the fuck are these girls? On what planet is this a good idea. You're gonna be fifty and have a big nasty tattoo covering half your stomach? I could only fuck her in positions where the tattoo wasn't visible. Which is a shame cuz I love making a tummy puddle. And she's taken that away from me. All for a crappy tattoo. Sure, coming on her back and ass would be awesome, but how much do you want to bet she has a tramp stamp?

Megan, do you have a tramp stamp?

I guess I would settle for coming on her face but that even gets old after a while. It's awesome the first few times, but then it's just too much work.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 8:11pm

Aw, man am I the only one who likes Tats around here, huh, huh?

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 8:55pm

i'd glue her and her friends eyes shut.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 8:56pm

What for?

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 9:16pm

she's cute but i don't like the tattoo.. i think one belly ring is enough

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 9:28pm

WOW!...YOUR BEAT!...HOW MANY GUYS HAVE YOU RIDDEN!

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 10:06pm

I like that tatoo. It is not something that I would get personally because it has no meaning....but whatever floats your boat i suppose

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 10:13pm

I am in love! She gives me the butterfly stomach

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 11:13pm

I like tats on girls; if they're done well. And her tats are not done well. A dragon? Really? That's really what you paid good money for? You ruined your tummy with a cheesy dragon? Ah well, it's your body then, mate!

She smokes, so her teeth are probably yellow (Though I don't recall seeing them in any pics) and the smoking would account for the uneven skin tone, as well.

That being said, she's cute. She's alright... I'd give her the business.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 11:23pm

Well. Kudos for working the ink and still being cute. I'm one of the girliest people I know, and I have 3 tattoos. Angelina (no last name needed 'round here) proves you can be sexy... with tats.
I think you may be cute, not just kinda cute. But theses emo-ish pictures leave a lot to be desired. Not that there's anything wrong with emo, but it's hard to determine true cuteness without real pics.

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007 @ 1:48am

I think you are prettier than what the pics are showing. You have an "intriguing" personality. I agree, you are a bastardly wench. (that's a compliment!) The tattoo is cool, it is the placement that sucks. Have you any idea what that is gonna look like if you ever have kids? No home movies of the birth please!!! It would have been so cool in the small of your back or over your shoulder. Also...smaller with better definition...oh well - you can't undo it now! I see "excess" in you other then the minimal amount/quality of the pics! You smoke, 2 belly button rings, huge tat...living life in excess is not smart...smacks of a million one-nght-stands - live fast/die young!! Lots of wasted potential...but the guys like it...whatever...

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007 @ 2:20am

AND if I get one more travelocity hit when I try to post and I am gonna fling this friggin' keyboard thru the screen...WTF?!@

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007 @ 2:22am

Alright-looking. Thumbs up on this gal.
Definitely sucking in the tummy for that tattoo shot (but most people would).
I'm all for tatts (I have one myself), but BAD placement, sweetie. You're not going to have that figure forever, and if you have kids...oh, boy.

Again, no fucking 'I'm sexy' pouty pics!

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007 @ 4:51am

Juicy lady

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007 @ 5:24am

Schwing. For once, we've got wood (for a BLOD). Cute and seemingly witty. Definately a chick I could hang with. And you just know what that tatoo means. Yup - that's right. She's into anal.

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007 @ 8:27am

It's of a Roc and not of a Dragon, my mistake.
Good stuff.

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007 @ 5:40pm

megan is there a mr megan?

Thursday, January 11th, 2007 @ 5:08am

I can't believe that's you. I seen your other pics first. I still don't agree with the peircings and tattoos but i still think you're attractive.

Monday, February 4th, 2008 @ 6:09am

These belong on MySpace.
Especially the picture with the orange sweater.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 1:39pm

I don't blame you Eduardo. (As in; I can see why)

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 1:46pm

I like the first page, the other pages have bad photo angles etc. You have a pretty face but we can't make out much of the body. Raven hair suits you. Pity about those defacing tattoos.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 1:52pm

the glasses make her look like thelma from scooby doo
I would have to pass on account of the piercings and tatoos anyway

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 2:06pm

I second that!!!
Hey....She's mine! :oP

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 2:34pm

nothing to write home about but definitely the best answer to the 3 million dollar question to date!

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 2:46pm

Another, thing. I like ink, and glasses, and piercings, but for all you know, that's not her shit right there...

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 2:50pm

And that's her shit. I can tell in the pictures. She's got spacers and the spacers match up.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 2:52pm

Now I wouldn't anybody to get hurt fighting over young Megan...so I'll gladly 'sacrifice' myself for the good of my fellow basterdlies. Just to stop the bloodshed you understand. There are no ulterior motives at work here at all.
Nope.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 2:59pm

marry me megan

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 6:11pm

Cute!

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 10:15pm

The first pic is the only where she looks fresh and cute. All the others show a stale steak that's only good for dog can food.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 11:23pm

She looks really cute....Not that you can really tell from the pictures. They never really give a true look at her.
Not really into the tattoo's. Why deface such a cute tummy?
Despite being off on skin tone and dark upper lip (wax, dont shave), the second picture on the first page is really cute. I don't know if that is shadow or evidence of a upper lip hair.
She's growing on me though...I think I'm in love.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 1:41pm

I dig her...

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 1:54pm

NOPE NOPE NOPE

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 2:07pm

Her skin does look oliy and uneven tone wise.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 2:34pm

What?!!? I see her pictures before reading the coments, (usually is the other way around) and I think to myself: She is going to fucking get IT! Then I see, this Oh! My nominee for lady of the year, She's cute, I'm in love... The bastardly standard has fallen to an all time low... She's Fug!!!

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 2:47pm

Oh you shush.

She's a nice change from all the overtanned, super pouty sorority bitches that dominate BLOTD.

I've been waiting for a girl like myself.

A girl with Real INK and PIERCINGS.

*sighs*

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 2:51pm

Oh Sacrifice!!! Maybe if we sacrafice King Biscuit over an alter......The SunGod will see fit to make two Megans....So we no longer have to fight.....Thanks King Biscuit!
OhweOH...OHoh...Ohweoh...Ohoh......Where's my knife!

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 3:05pm

My tattoo is of a Simurgh.
Here's a link of the wiki

Haha, just thought I'd clarify.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 10:20pm

Hey King Biscuit....Thanks for posting on my website. Still having some technical issues so I can't post today yet.

She really is pretty. My type to a T. Probably can't dance either. Her skin is a bit oily.

He Megan, if you are reading this....There are some really great Shiseido skin care products that can help with that.......Otherwise.......In love.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 2:07pm

Still pretty

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 2:35pm

Hey guys! I admit my skin looks really shitty in a few of these, I blame it on the summer. :(
But thank you guys for being sweet.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 2:51pm

another vote for the tat... :)

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 10:27pm

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