Life Magazine has Unlocked the Secret to Photographing Renee Zellweger
Posted on Monday, January 8th, 2007 @ 5:52pm by Moelicious

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i don't like it when they have a title like
"rene revealed"
and it she is revealed in like an emotional or psychological sense
i see revealed and i'm expeceting a little more skin assholes
too fucking right John
What heartache???? Thats fucking pure shit. She's got plenty of money so how can she have a year of heartache. Fucking dumbshit yank cunts. You lot makes the British look like brain surgeons.
i liker her better when she played bridgette jones and had some meat on her bones.
^^^ what a douche
^^^^^^Your mums a douche you douche.
Oh yeah, I remeber, she was the voice of Angie from Shark Tales
If 95% of her face is hidden, what the hell kind of photo shoot is this? And why bother with the camera if she's that ugly?
It's the Jim Carrey Factor. Every woman that dates Jim Carrey looks like shit after they break up.
She might not be a looker, but she's got more talent than the all the other hollywood blow up dolls combined. =)
Looks like "Life" magazine might be a little too much for the bastardly gauntlet! ;> Actually, I am disappointed that this magazine (heavy on class and usually shunning garbage) has stooped so low as to carry a story about Rene or (reading the fine print) John Stamos 'livin' like a rock star'. What are they copying rags now to build their readership? They need to get back to what made the mag famous - excellent pics and true life situation...
John Stamos is such a fucking fag. I wish he'd die.
ya, I'm surprised the mag is still around.
they've definitely lost their prestige.
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