Keira Knightley Redefining AnorSexy on the Beaches of Hawaii
Monday, January 8th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Honestly, she looks gross & sexy @ the same time. I don't know how she pulls it off.
Since it's really easy to make fun of Kiera, why don't we all join our Bastardly Forces & make fun of her man-toy's Fabiocut.












Yeah she would get plowed. That guy should be ashamed of himself. He has longer hair than her. Or maybe she should be ashamed of herself for having shorter hair.
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eat some food woman
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She´s skinny but beautiful...a woman doesn´t need to be volupcious to be beautiful.....and her boyfriend is HOT! With or without hair!
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she doesn't look hot- neither does he for that matter. Keira should go back to her exponentially better looking ex.
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they look like a couple of gay guys
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It's Vampire Boy and Skeleton Girl
fighting crime
and sucking blood and eating brains
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She has the same shape of a wooden plank. Yeah, that's REAL hot.
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john: hilarious. that made people around me give me weird looks for laughing so hard.
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Speaking of her man.....Doesn't he resemble Orlando Bloom just a little too much?
About her....Why wear the top? He probably has bigger ones than she does!
I still think she is cut as hell though.
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Her bikini is sagging around the crotch. Yeah........real sexy
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the longer haired one gets my vote
that's hot stuff bitches
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Look at her abs! Respect!!!!!!!!!!
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Body seems fine, but a brownbag would be nice.
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(the first picture) I didn't know they pierced belly buttons on the bottom side. I don't know why I noticed that; maybe because I have piercings....but to me, it looks weird. And she should fix her bikini top.
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She looked so much better and healthier when she had some meat on her.
But dayum girl! Nice abs!
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Look at those abs! That's what I like to see!
But as for the rest of her body, you're right, she's a wee bit too skinny. She should look to Alessandra Ambrosio to see how to pull off that ectomorph body type. (Of course, Alessandra has boobs, but the bodies are quite similar).
A bit more fat in her diet and she should be doing just fine!
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Ugghh, she looks terrible. What the hell? Can't a personal trainer or her mother let her know that it's OK to eat more than one meal a week?
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which one is keira? they look about the same to me. i wonder who's cock is bigger?
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Her boyfriend does look like Orlando Bloom. And what else I noticed is she has an astonishing resemblence to Natalie Portman, but I think NP has a prettier face, forsome reason in PotC2 her face looked stiff and so does her mouth.
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Love those abs!!!. It's just a shame that her abs are bigger than her boobs.
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We all wish we could look like that. That's why we're here.
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I don't know what it is, but something about her...I can never see her as fashionable, attractive, or glamorous. She just seems very strange. And she is thin, but I don't think she has an enviable physique, somehow. She just seems off to me.
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do they look alike?!?...
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Whoa those abs are cut!
On the other hand, abs run pretty low on my checklist of body parts to ogle.
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I WANT TO GIVE IT TO HER SOOOOOOOOOOO HARD
I did to my HAND in her honor
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No matter, she is one terrific actress. Check out the hot psycho now on HBO/Cinemax called "Domino." Fucking awsome...AND HOT
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I do love her abs, but she has bad posture, teeth,and hair. Basically shee is not a very pretty girl. in 20 years her body will be still thin and dead like.
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I do love her abs, but she has bad posture, teeth,and hair. Basically she is not a very pretty girl. in 20 years her body will be still thin and dead like.
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I do love her abs, but she has bad posture, teeth,and hair. Basically she is not a very a pretty girl. in 20 years her body will be still thin and dead like.
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Nah, that guy is Fabio's long lost son
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Oh my God, if she absolutely has to do models since they're the only ones into boning the undead, she can do better with all her money. I've turned down Elite models (you would too, if you heard them talk) that make this guy look like a transvestite, which he is, failing miserably to pull off the long hair (not so much length & volume when you have a penis).
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She has nice abs and her calves look like they might be very nice indeed, but.....
Her dude is a model. For some reason male models can get away with hair that long. And rockers. Fair enough. Not sure why though. Rockers always look ridiculous postering with blown dried hair and male models...well they just make me jealous of what I imagine that their lifestyle is! Ha ha ha.
(As eveidenced by the above - bah)
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Last pic doesn't look THAT bad, but overall...
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with some nice plastic boobs to go with those awesome abs she'd be very close to perfect
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She has the same shape as a wooden plank. Yeah... That's REAL hot.
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Good, body but her face is bland, where are her lips? And those eye brows are irritataing...I don't care if I spelled anything wrong BTW.
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yeah i think its the eyebrows that are the turn off..........
fantastic abs though...........
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Honestly, I had to think twice. I thought she had an 8-pack for abs.
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I bet that guy gets BJ's every hour on the hour.
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The only difference between her and Nicole Ritchie at this point, is that Nicole Riche is Ugly, and Knightley is of course, not.
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I hate to admit it, but Freak is totally right.
Cute as hell, but boyish figure. Nicole Richie w/ a MUCH better face.
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