Eva Longoria probably had Tony Parker style her hair
Posted on Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 9:31am by Jackson

I'm not going to say Eva Longoria's hair looks terrible. I mean, errr, it's fine... but ladies, is that a style that is hot on the streets? Or is Eva the one making it hot for all?
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WTF?!?
Ewww...
she's trash. shes not even hot, shes cute at best and has no chest. she'll be washed up in less than a year.
keep talking dirty to me my arab bitch
papi..hmm well you've made comments that sure make it seem like you've *wanted* to get 'into' some dark meat. interesting....
and i do like the hair.who else in prime time has anything similar ????
so thanks frenchie !!! :)
Some women have a face made for splooge... I think that this hot little number has a back made for splooge. Bend her over, plough the field and spray her down....
Yeah, glimmer I like the hair, you know that hair style is late 90's-ish, was real popular back in grade school.
If you like that hairstyle, that's easy to do. Just jizz in her hair and proceed to mess it up before it dries. You don't need a $200/hr hairdresser for that.
^^^^^^^^^ Adam Long-horny-ya. Viva foreskin.
Bp, sounds like you speak from experience.
Two comments:
Ah! It's the latino Bai Ling!
I think Ben Stiller might have lent a hand (or maybe something else) in the creation of that diseaster.
Who cares about the hair? Stick a sack over her head and go about your business.
Ed, you think everyone looks like Bai Ling! ^__^
It's the theme of the day! Hi Hot Lips!
Ha! Is that really Hot Lips or is it really........Bai Ling! AhHHHHHHHHHHH!
She's everywhere! Get her off me, ger her off me!......Not you Hot Lips......
Bai ling!
Ha! okay Ed I'll play along ^__^
hot lips....remember the 90's.... i do........ :)
I remember the 90's like it was yesterday. Yep, times were simpler.
Hot damn Bin Laden are trying to post the wholw Kabaa on line or something?
He's just some fag probably cut and pasting from some sand nigger website.
I know he'd have to be cutting and posting, because those dang things are everywhere!
She's pretty and those are some very shapely legs she's rocking there!
The hair? So she tried something a little different....No harm, no foul.
Yep, it's not like it's stuck like that forever.
i bet a long hot shower and a brush could fix that.
Im not attracted to black men but her boyfriend is kinda hot.
She stanks like hot sauce
she is not hot, put pics of hott little jessica alba up instead. this chick eva whatever looks like a fuckin rat with a big dent in her nose, i saw her walking around LA not too long back, (which is where i live,) i swear i did not even look twice, she is not hot at all. And i pretty much fuck anything, eva included, but she aint gorgeous or anything, she does have a nice body though.
wow..that's a..um...interesting new look.
Fuck eve Mendez the dumb spick her and her ugly boyfriend I dont care. You all need to catch aids and die.
and you Ashley need to get an education
You are so right Synon
I don't know about the hairstyle, but the rest of that shit looks pretty good.
And she's even got them toes lookin' right in this one. Definitely would have those toes pointed towards the ceiling.
I know dude, I used to think she was the best thing in the world, now not so much, but she is still far from being ugly.
i think the hair style is kinda cool and unique, and shes doesnt look bad in these pictures.....but the style might have looked more "funky" and carried off better on some one else..........
Hey glimmer.
and hello hot lips !!!!!! :)
^^^^^^^ Great! Now Eva looks like a man. She begins to turn my homo ass hot and Ill start calling her Adam.
This stupid slut has blatantly been glazed by that Parker animal. She is rotting meat.
That's what happens when you get into the dark meat. Your stock starts to plummet...
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