Eva Longoria probably had Tony Parker style her hair



I'm not going to say Eva Longoria's hair looks terrible. I mean, errr, it's fine... but ladies, is that a style that is hot on the streets? Or is Eva the one making it hot for all?

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38 Scandalous Comments

WTF?!?
Ewww...

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 9:39am

she's trash. shes not even hot, shes cute at best and has no chest. she'll be washed up in less than a year.

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 9:44am

keep talking dirty to me my arab bitch

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 10:00am

papi..hmm well you've made comments that sure make it seem like you've *wanted* to get 'into' some dark meat. interesting....

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 10:10am

and i do like the hair.who else in prime time has anything similar ????

so thanks frenchie !!! :)

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 10:14am

Some women have a face made for splooge... I think that this hot little number has a back made for splooge. Bend her over, plough the field and spray her down....

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 10:20am

Yeah, glimmer I like the hair, you know that hair style is late 90's-ish, was real popular back in grade school.

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 10:24am

If you like that hairstyle, that's easy to do. Just jizz in her hair and proceed to mess it up before it dries. You don't need a $200/hr hairdresser for that.

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 10:37am

^^^^^^^^^ Adam Long-horny-ya. Viva foreskin.

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 10:38am

Bp, sounds like you speak from experience.

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 10:41am

Two comments:
Ah! It's the latino Bai Ling!

I think Ben Stiller might have lent a hand (or maybe something else) in the creation of that diseaster.

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 10:43am

Who cares about the hair? Stick a sack over her head and go about your business.

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 10:48am

Ed, you think everyone looks like Bai Ling! ^__^

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 10:57am

It's the theme of the day! Hi Hot Lips!
Ha! Is that really Hot Lips or is it really........Bai Ling! AhHHHHHHHHHHH!
She's everywhere! Get her off me, ger her off me!......Not you Hot Lips......
Bai ling!

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 11:27am

Ha! okay Ed I'll play along ^__^

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 11:37am

hot lips....remember the 90's.... i do........ :)

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 11:58am

I remember the 90's like it was yesterday. Yep, times were simpler.

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 12:11pm

Hot damn Bin Laden are trying to post the wholw Kabaa on line or something?

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 12:44pm

He's just some fag probably cut and pasting from some sand nigger website.

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 1:02pm

I know he'd have to be cutting and posting, because those dang things are everywhere!

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 1:07pm

She's pretty and those are some very shapely legs she's rocking there!
The hair? So she tried something a little different....No harm, no foul.

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 4:12pm

Yep, it's not like it's stuck like that forever.

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 4:56pm

i bet a long hot shower and a brush could fix that.

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 5:45pm

Im not attracted to black men but her boyfriend is kinda hot.

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 10:13pm

She stanks like hot sauce

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 10:36pm

she is not hot, put pics of hott little jessica alba up instead. this chick eva whatever looks like a fuckin rat with a big dent in her nose, i saw her walking around LA not too long back, (which is where i live,) i swear i did not even look twice, she is not hot at all. And i pretty much fuck anything, eva included, but she aint gorgeous or anything, she does have a nice body though.

Saturday, January 6th, 2007 @ 12:40pm

wow..that's a..um...interesting new look.

Saturday, January 6th, 2007 @ 5:19pm

Fuck eve Mendez the dumb spick her and her ugly boyfriend I dont care. You all need to catch aids and die.

Sunday, January 7th, 2007 @ 4:13am

and you Ashley need to get an education

Sunday, January 7th, 2007 @ 4:06pm

You are so right Synon

Sunday, January 7th, 2007 @ 4:45pm

I don't know about the hairstyle, but the rest of that shit looks pretty good.
And she's even got them toes lookin' right in this one. Definitely would have those toes pointed towards the ceiling.

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 5:18pm

I know dude, I used to think she was the best thing in the world, now not so much, but she is still far from being ugly.

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 9:47am

i think the hair style is kinda cool and unique, and shes doesnt look bad in these pictures.....but the style might have looked more "funky" and carried off better on some one else..........

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 10:01am

Hey glimmer.

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 10:11am

and hello hot lips !!!!!! :)

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 10:15am

^^^^^^^ Great! Now Eva looks like a man. She begins to turn my homo ass hot and Ill start calling her Adam.

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 10:37am

This stupid slut has blatantly been glazed by that Parker animal. She is rotting meat.

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 10:38am

That's what happens when you get into the dark meat. Your stock starts to plummet...

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 10:02am

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