well she makes an interesting point. would half of us sleep with a dude who was the age of our grandpa for 3 million dollars? I mean, I would be sleeping with a dead dude. how about the rest?

This girl is hot. I would love to rub ointment on her two mosquito bites then perhaps caress her nether regions.

Huh? Wha? Sorry...I fell asleep.

She's kind of boring.

She is the cutest in a long while. Very pretty.
I don't get the mystique’s bites thing. Is that miss spelling or did Mystique from X-men Bite her. Either way they look good on her frame.
Oh and what's with the obviously drunk out of his mind, probably been up all night drinking and snorting coke shirtless guy? Was that one of the guys she drank under the table? I hope not...He might have something down there.
Great lips too. One girl I don't mind playing kissy kissy with the camera.
You've got my number Ally!

Boring as can be, her friends are also boring and unnatractive.

Her body is assymetrical, her face lines have something masculine and she lacks any attractiveness.

Don't listen to these mean people, Ally. You're a cute girl.

Be my girl and I'll shower you with pearl necklaces as a symbol of my affection. Hourly. Call me.

I am now enacting the No Pucker Act of 2007.

Girls trying to look sexy like this make me want to jump in front of a subway.

It is not sexy, you look retarded, so please, stop.

Next will be the No Overexposed Picture Clause. Why showcase yourself in a pic with a flashbulb exploding? What is this 1865?

That first pic looks like a fucked up Paul Stanley of KISS.

She looks better as a brunette but... she is attractive. Solid 7-8/10

'Mystique bites"?
How did you get into college if you can't spell mosquito?
Being able to drink a guy under the table may be considered bastardly by some, however it is not in the least bit feminine or sexy.
Try us again once you've grown up.

I think she's very pretty... and if I were to dyke it out as I'm apt to on occasion, I would love her little boobies. She's cute and honest, and had enough balls to post her picture. What I really want to see is a picture of Big Papi. I keep imagining that he looks like a character on Welcome Back Kotter... and talks like Archie Bunker.

If there was nothing better to do, I would slam you in the face with my fist Wiseman... then I'd scream, " Pow. Right in the kisser!" Just like Peter Griffin.

I think Steph needs some yaga ploughing....

Don't tell her the answer....That was half the fun!
Ralph Cramdon was the man, and he probably would have it Wiseman....Right in the kisser.

re: ally...as usual i say *yes* :)

Family Guy ROCKS.

blunt rolling and drinking guys under the table will only make you fat and stupid....looks llike the waist is already starting to get a little mushy, good luck with all that

For some reason the boys at the YMCA think I’m Asian. When I’m in the shower soaping up my massive 11cm weenis they always chuckle and say, “Look, there’s Unhung Gai.” It’s so weird because I don’t even look Asian.

That is seriously the pinkest (sp!) guy I have ever seen in my entire life. Serously. Regarding the girl, she IS cute.

I lurve men in pink. GGGrrrrrrrrr! Meow! Kisses Wisey baby!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Enjoy cleaning those foreskins gay boy.

She looks like she belongs in middle school.

If we were at a party and she was getting fucked on the pool table, I'd watch. I'd probably even let her blow me, but as a hottie? This girl is so average her middle name is 5.

maybe we could hang out Ally and chat about getting taken up the ass by young men
you are that bastardly arent you

don't post pictures with your metrosexual boyfriends. they're not bastardly at all. that blonde dude looks like he just gave ron jeremy a blowjob and then reapplied his lipstick.

you're hot, though.

Wow....You are simplly beautiful....Love your bedroom eyes and cute smile!...Ditch the dork (dude) you are w/in that one picture...you can do much better....I can't get over your cute smile!...I love that short hair to...We need more women like her in this world!

she can suck my blunt. sorta cute and clever. don't pout; aint flattering. the dude in pic3 looks like he be smokin too many blunts. BTW id sleep with my gay granpa for $50k or more. maybe $25k.

Looks like Kristen Cavalleri's twin sister.

She's cute and she can roll a blunt, I'll take her. (even though she spelled 'mosquito' as 'mystique')

Love this grrll! not the usual look-me-I'm-so-hot dumb and pretty bastardly after all. Rock on, Ally!

Why roll blunts when u can pack cones? That aint bastardly to me...

ok this girl is a complete hoe wannabe
besidez shez boring
and no boobs
shez not a woman
i bet shez some drunken cunt
thats harrassing bastardly

Ally, we can great time together. Let's go out find a man and share it together. Call me, Ally.

^^^^^^^^^ Still cleaning foreskin I see.

Pretty much responses, so she can´t be that bad...

"Moustique" means Mosquito in french. I guess that's what she was trying to spell. But anyway, Big Papi's a fag and so is Wiseman.

Pretty to me.

I think you're gorgeous.. seriosuly. I love your face,. You're what I claim as real beauty, the kind of girl that if she was stripped of all make-up would still be gorgeous. out of all the lady of the day girls, you're the hottest. ur the type of girl I see (and trust me its rare) that when I see I think DAMN too bad she is staight! (i'm bi, i ate it when I see hot straight girls, they suck!!)

To many friends, Pablo likes the lonesome missunderstood artsy type more.

You're pretty and definitely above average.

"I mean, I would be sleeping with a dead dude. how about the rest?"

WOULD be? I AM sleeping with a dead dude. God, he's got such a sweet ass.

...

...What? Just sayin'.

You're MUCH hotter-er-er as a dark brunette rather than as a blonde.

NEXT................

I'd hit it if I was bored, but that's about it.

She makes a funny, unique point on the $3 mil question.

As far as looks go, borrring. You can find this girl in every cheap college bar. And what's with the lobster burned boyfriend on the top of page 3? Did he pass out in the sun after being drank under the table?

How can one rate her a solid 8??? Now I understand why so many men boast about their "solid 8" chicks they nailed.

You can find loads like her and her friends in any bar trying to look sexy and hot at no avail.

Cute face. Nothing to complain about as far as her face goes.

But she has boring answers, no boobs (the body looks good though, aside from the no-boobs part), and she brags about being a pot-head. No thanks mate, I'll pass on this one.

If there was nothing better to do than I would slam her.

Peter Griffin?...Are we so naive as to pop culture that we don't know where that phrase actually orginated?

Sorry Freek.

I know where the phrase comes from... I just really like hearing it said over and over again by Peter Griffin. Pow, right in the kisser. Pow, right in the kisser. Pow, right in the kisser.

by mystique i'm assuming you mean mosquito?

so incompetent - i'm surprised you're attracted to the girls at your school because they must be just as dumb as you

This hoe got herpes...stop frontin' ya niggas would soo hit this hoe up if you got ya dicks tworked...

also i forgot to add
i think any1 on this board
that posted anything positive abouh her is
probably one of her pathetic friend
srry girl
buh ur nun without boobs

Deep and hard, Ally. We both love being swinged deep and hard.

An interesting point indeed. I would be in a similar position to you MKDC.

Ally, in my opinion dark hair suits you better, you are very pretty. Don't force a pout, as your mouth looks nice without having to do that.
(I suspect that it was ironic poutage going on in some of those pictures, but still...)
Thanks for sharing the pics - you're a babe.

ive got 3mil and some change and im only 1/4 the age of your grandpa. call me.

Very cute face. I like the blond hair on her. Self worth and blunt rolling skills are generally one in the same.

Steph:
The phrase came for Jackie Gleason as featured on the Honeymooners.

Just teasing ya Steph.....Gotta love a woman that watches Family Guy.

she is ordinary nothing special........how can u give her a 8?? she is a 4 at the most...no beauty like allessandra ambrosio or adriana lima

She's hot, she drinks, has hot friends and smokes blunts. I love it. She gets a B+ in my book.

Maybe she meant Mesquite? Maybe her boobies are made of woodchips.
Best advice, soak them for an hour in water, than throw them on the fire. Hey baby...I guess you are smokin!

Maybe she meant Mistiq Tea? Well if that's so..You don't have worry about toxins.

Mistic River? Good movies, but your boobies shouldn't be made of anything that involves Sean Penn.

Maybe she posed for Mystique magazine. If so, send those shots! Now!

I still think she was bitten by Mistique.....He and what really is up with drunk boy?

You would have to punch Wiseman in the sheep kisser. Here's what Papi looks like. http://daboogiedownbronx.mlblogs.com/da_bronx_bombers/images/big_papi_sh...