Bastardly Lady of the Day - Ashley
Posted on Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007 @ 11:31am by Jackson

Ashley writes:
Hi, I recently came onto your site and wanted to send in some pictures.
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
I'm bisexual, so there's a lot of woman I would have sex with. I've always been a huge fan of Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie, even before the whole Brad Pitt scandle. They're my top 2. Scarlette Johanson is also a favorite of mine!!
Do you like your boobs?
Yes I do. They're small, but I'm prouf of what I got.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I'm a virgin, people lookng at my pictures wouldn't guess that, but I am. But when it comes to my virginity, if some rich grandpa offered me 10 million plus, I'd do it. Hell we only live once right?
Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
I've been told Vanessa Minnillo, Thandie Newton, Adriana Lima, Angelina Jolie (all bullshit)
What makes you Bastardly?
No idea??! I think most people think I'm still a virgin because of religious beliefs, when in fact I've wanted to have sex since the 7th grade, (i'm now 20) but just hven't found the right guy/girl. What makes me bastardly, is that for a very, very hefty amount, I'd sell it for millions. And the first thing I'd purchase, is Red Sox season tickets!!
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virgin my ass..
looks great in photo #1
the rest are a little disappointing
hey Ashley i'll be in Boston in august next year if you want i can deflower you..
it will be a pleasure
sorry make that this year
:)
happy new year to all
your eye color looks like shit
exactly - Virgin my arse. anyone taking pics like that of themselves (esp. last one) just looks like a whore, and like a cheap whore wanting a spread on Maxin or FHM etc. She is alright in pic one, but when she doesnt smile she looks like a fug monkey
Sultry and seductive looking. I like the fact that 3 million wasn't enough!
Sorry but she's ugly. But not as ugly as Sandra oh.
She is decent... i think she has nice eyes.
For someone who is a virgin, she seems a bit... loose.
Decent frame too... 7.5-8/10
lady of the year
how the hell this silly bambi could says she's bisexual if she's virgin? Not even dumber that asking for 13 milion dollars for one night with the granpa stuff. Not even so hot. Thumbs down.
hey ashley, just because you had a sex change
doesn't make you bisexual
Future slut if she isn't one already. NO THANKS!!!!!!!!!!
Is this what the kids call Ghetto Fabulous? My money says the view from behind looks far better than the view from the front.
Get a load of this. She says: "What makes me bastardly, is that for a very, very hefty amount, I’d sell it for millions."
Why does every girl think her cooch is worth gold???
Ashley, baby, it's good for $70. Maybe twice that if you really pull it together, but millions??? ROFL
has she had botox? that might explain her never-changing facial expressions.
p.s. you might be a virgin because all the guys you've wanted to date don't want to fuck a girl with a penis.
her hair seems very clean.
That is the best I can do because WOOF! and also, LIAR!
Well, Wiseman is a virgin trisexual. He's had sheep and young boys, but no women yet. Rumor has it he's willing to try. Maybe this fugly virgin can hook him up, then they can be virgins to the fifth power.
By the way, her body looks promising and properly shaved (see last picture), but a brownbag would be a welcome accessory.
If you were my special girlfriend, I would shower you with gifts and man goo.
She is cute and just because she takes sexy pictures of herself doesn't mean that she's NOT a virgin. She 20 years old, she can't make herself look sexy without being a slut?
Hate to disagree with you Dodgemagnum (can I call you Hemi for short), but the last picture is not sexy......It is slutty. When you submit a picture like that to a public website it becomes slutty......because you are whoring yourself out.....If that picture were to have remained in her personal collection...it may have been considered risque.
Either way.....I don't think that pulling your underwear to reveal part of your shaved area qualifies as sexy in this instance......Maybe with softer light and camera with more than 1/2 a megapixel...Not sexy....Just desparte.
As for the girl....Everything I need to know is sumed up in the last picture...Who takes that picture of themselves and than it puts on a website. This girl doesn't seem to have a moral compass, therefore I think she is lying through her teeth about everything.
darling, let's put an end to the mean comments. i'm not gonna lie, you're not the VS model these boys are looking for, but you have a nice figure, beautiful skin color and a pretty face. love your answers too....
overall a good blotd eh?
i want to submit...but i think i will wait.
I'd fuck the brains out of that "virgin" ho.
must you show us the inside of your nostrils? is it really necessary? blow your nose, get some matching underwear, take different pics (no, not the typical pout or idiotic deer in the headlights) and try again sweetie.
Pull up your panties and spray some of that Febreeze that's sitting on your nightstand. Actually spray some Febreeze on your panties.
Sell it for millions? You're either an egomaniac, delusional or on drugs.
And we already know you're a liar - so you are not a pretty package.
I'm sure your Father/Uncle would love to see this picture.
I don't NOSE! see anything BIG FUCKING NOSE! special NOSE!!! about that NOSENOSENOSE!! y'all
I'd give her the pickle tickle. The Red Sox hat has to go.
White Sox - South Side
Hopefully she didn't just get done spraying her coochie or ass with that frebreeze in the last pic.
I think she's cute and her answers are cute. I mean, why can't she be a virgin just because she is posing sexy? And sweetie, you don't look like Thandie Newton...sorry....
a virgin who bats for both teams WOW!!
so im guessing your not a virgin in a sense you have done it with females but you havent done it with males?? what if a woman the same age as your grandma asked you to sleep with her for $3.000.000.000 what would you say?
I'd take you to a game in BOSTON and pay 10 million to watch you get gang-bang by the RED SOX!!!!!!!!!!!! you young wet bitch!!!!!!!!
Ashley, you look very pretty. I envy your first partner!
She is very pretty. How come all the Latin chicks are so fucking hot? I doubt this chick is a virgin but she's fine y'all!
OK, now I have to get in on this...This girl is really pretty and she has a nice body. Yes, the pouty pics are lame, but that's what they do these days. I just can't figure out what you horndogs want. This chick is brave enough to show her body (which you all always demand from the BLOTDs) and she gets slammed for it....Hello???
Anyways, Ashley you are hot and you show it. (Now clean your room!)
What the fuck? When has anyone been able to tell if someone's a virgin or not by looking at a picture? (aside from the obvious 'Maxim' photoshoot).
She must mean she's a 'technical' version, meaning she's done everying but the actual deed.
Can we stop with the 'seductive' poses already?
As far as looks..average, I guess. I'm no position to judge myself.
She's nothing that great. Nose like a baked potato. Face is splotchy in 2nd pic, others look orange. The virgin angle is all she's got going for her. Yeah, I'd deflower this fucking tease, but I'd break her nose and try to reset it for her right when I'm about to nut.
Oh, and 10 mil instead of 3mil? Bullshit....if you saw a briefcase full of 100s, you wouldn't have to be asked twice. They're all sluts nowadays.
nice hair nice skin tone, nice eyes, nice cheekbones. but the nose... if you fixed that thing you would be stunning, it detracts attention from your nicer features.
Correction Snapper, I have chickens instead of sheeps. Sheep is way tooooo big.
I reckon she might be what some people call a technical virgin -she only gives BJs and takes it up the ass -she's saving her vadge for that special person afterall
ashley... :)
she looks like a (lot) younger version of paula abdul. that's probably not a good thing, but yeah. ;)
hey,this is ashley, the girl posted in the pictures. I'm going to be sending in better pictures, abut by better I mean to your standards, not whore/slut/skankish.. and whatever else I was called lol. I'm going out on a serious limb here because these pics are as non-whore as one can go. no half nudes, and no make up on in any. so check them out eventually
Why do you people think that just because she is a virgin that she can't take off her clothes? What is stopping her? She must not be religous or anything. So wtf? You guys need to understand women better. Just because women are virgins doesn't mean that they aren't sexual or horny.
thankyou! finally someone says it -
Bisexual virgin....Good one.
The last pic is kinda gross.
bitch, I'd like to seea picture of you in that pose.. and see how good ur ass looks. lol. thats not gross, in ur case, its called jelousy. and if ur a guy, sorry u cant ever get laid cause your busted, but, take ur insecurities out somehwere else.
[...] Ashley writes: My names Ashley. I pretty much got 99% negative comments on my first lady of the day batch of pictures earlier this month. A lot were targeted towards my bisexual and virgin comments… And the rest on how much of a whore I looked like in my pictures lol. So I wanted to send in the complete OPPOSITE of my last pictures, there will be no body shots, no posing, no slutty positions and no make-up. I cut out or copped out my family, some are with my cat, they’re just as plain as you can get basically. After reading the negative, but funny comments, I decided to give them what they seem to be asking for… non-whore, non-done up and as “innocent” or “virginal” as one can get. Before people go off on me, I’d like to leave off on this comment to those of you who commented on my bisexuality and virginity lady of the day blog. [...]
She's ghetto, yo!
Yes yes............I would pound this slut deep & hard and spunk all over her face. That will improve her skin.
MIK...I thought the same thing. How can you possibly know something like being bisexual if you haven't experienced it yet?
I think saying you are a virgin and saying you are bisexual are the new "in" things to say. From what I gather, the only thing these girls haven't done is be completely penetrated...does that make them a virgin still? Maybe physically, but I guess today's virgin can still be a slut of easy virtues and no morals.
While this chick has a pretty body, and showed the guys what they say they wanted to see...she is nothing special - being a virgin and bi...doesn't make you special! Her answers made her fugly and cheaper than shit-on-a-stick.
Hey Bagman...
Don't be so hard on sluts, they serve an underserved population and that is a noble cause.
I'd hit it.
Ok, dumbasses...She can know she is Bi and kissed and madeout with females and males and still be a virgin. Do I believe it? Hell No! I agree that the pouty sht (myspace) pic's gotta go. You would think that before someone submits pic's they would read what kind of pic's get compliments and what get slammed. Why do they still send them in with pouty lips, no ass shots, and sometimes just neck-up shots? Somebody post the rules....
A virgin? That sounds like a marketing gimick.
Snapper...............Your a filthy creature who sucks on donkey and rhino dick. Apparantly its known that you guzzle on hippo jizz.
I don't know what you haters are talking about... So sad when people with shitty self-esteems have to crap on others.... Page number 3, second pic, stunning. This chick is hot, virgin, who knows? Maybe, but definitely pretty.
Would you blow me for 2 Green Monstwer seats.???
Would you blow me for 2 Green Monster seats.???
I think Ashley is very pretty, but I would like to lay down some rules for future pictures, if she wants to submit more: 1) no pouting!, 2) more legs and booty, 3) no pics in Red Sox garb, unless it's a pic of Big Papi tapping your ass.
A bisexual virgin? Yeah, right.
This is Bastardly.com not Idiocy.com
Honey - just give it up to Daisuke Matsuzaka and you'll get all the Sox tickets you want.
She's cute, get rid of the kissy face poses & I love the panty shots. Virgin, bisexual???
How do you lose your virginity to a dyke?? Big ol strap-on.
not bad 5 stars - losers blows :D
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