Rihanna brings the links!
Friday, December 29th, 2006 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work

While The Bastardly is on vacation this holiday season, please check out our friends below. We've only chosen the most quality sites, so have fun w/ them!
- The Tuna always has something hot, sexy & juicy! Always. [HollywoodTuna]
- Michael K rocks the 40oz & makes fun of everything that moves. [Dlisted]
- Jesus...yes, he has his own blog. Go find your horny spiritual side. [Drunken Stepfather]
- Beef, Balls, and Babes. [Double Viking]
- Are you apart of The Bastardly Society? [The Bastardly Society]
- Awesome NYC reviews & tons upon tons of celebrity goodies [CityRag]
- Covering souther belles & other random hotties.[Fatback and Collards]
- I never knew oysters were so damn horny! [Horny Oyster]
- Are you a pirate? [Yeeeah!]
- OH. MY. GOD. What is she wearing? From NYC, Vera investigates... [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Celebitchy has all the photos & unlike us, it looks like she passed English!! [Cele|bitchy]
- Awesome trailers, hot chicks &...more hot chicks! [Popoholic]
- If it's hot right now, it's probably somewhere on Egotastic. Right now. [Egotastic!]
- Celebrity bitch-slapping, the newest & coolest celebrity photos! [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- Please remember to have martini in hand. [A Socialite's Life]
- And today's hottie is... [UseMyComputer]
- Want to see celebs getting slammed on their faces? [Celebslam]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]












My name is Wiseman
Lock up your sons
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Spot the Freudian slip!!!
What I meant to say was lock up your daughters
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Someone tell this bitch to either pull her fucking pants up and wear them right, or take them OFF!
Lame photoshoot. She could have showed more skin....
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She has the biggest forehead in the world.
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I always have a strong urge to splat that forehead with something...real HARD!
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Rihanna, you look so divine, I thought I put you in my rhyme.
Scream bastards, scream!
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If that's really an government-issued Army jacket, no wonder we're losing in Iraq.
"Yes Ahmed, I can see the soldiers sparkling from 2 miles away now. 3 on a clear day."
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I thought the same about the army shirt. Like she gives a fuck about the troops.
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Hey Wiseman, your friends are saying you locked your ass. Any truth to that?
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Whatever. I'm over this bitch.
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Wow, awesome body...but the five....err...10 head kills it. Oh well, I'd still hit it.
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She has a pretty face and has a great shape but that forehead ,remindes me of Tyra Banks
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I'd only hit it to get to Jay-Z.
I LOVE BOYS!
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She has the most ugliest eyes I have ever seen. Her eyes are even more uglier than her forehead.
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A perfect specimen.
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why is her forehead getting larger every time i see her?
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Rihanna would be a great footballer. She'd be the best header in the world.
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http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namesp...
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She's a coconut with extensions on top, right?^^^^
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fuckface faggots like big papi are too busy talking about her forehead when she is obviously a pretty girl. Just another way of showing your racism ignorant bitches.
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light skinned people look so ugly with blue eyes especially her.
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FYI devin, I am light skinned and am truely handsome. (dont gay me up wiseman you faggot asshole) I wouldnt touch that sixhead but I would be prepared to fuck other women of your race if you can come up with better specimens
yours truely
TheDominator
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Wow, this wiseman fella has no fuckin life...seriously, do you realize that you're a fuckin stereotype?
and about Rihanna, she's totally fuckable
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shes so ugly :[
and has a horrible voice
its a shame how people think shes good.
pity on them.
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i completely agree with 'someone.' . She has a very nasal voice for sure.
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She has the forehead of a sperm whale.
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kami
rihanna looks ok in the pic and i am from the caribbean so leave my home girl alone ok bitches
...why should we leave her alone because you're from the caribbean too?so am i...what the fuck does that have to do with anything?the "caribbean " is also very vast,so REALLY what's your point?i hate dumb ass people who say lame shit like that about people they don't even know. "ay yo,i'm from new york like 50 cent,leave my boy alone".anyway i think rhianna is pretty,and i think wiseman is stupid as shit.i guess without her hair she wouldn't have a face either right?dumb shit. big papi you sure seem to harbor alot of hostility towards women of color as well...but i guess it doesn't matter.wouln't know if you fell off the planet tomorrow so,carry on carry on with your batshit crazy lives.
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#22 You seem to know a lot about hair and extensions, are you a hair dresser, Big Papi?
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Kim stewart and the gorilla Serena Williams look better than her.
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Big Papi................You are 100% spot on. Take away the fake hair and make-up/shit and you have a COCONUT.
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i hate niggers and asians. low life and cheap meat. god save the queen.
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Wiseman I thought you gay bastards were more liberal -what is all this racialist stuff
you baby dicked kiddie fiddling bastard piece of shit
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PLEASE FUCK ME UP MY HAIRY ARSE SOMEONE. I HAVE A BABY DICK SO I NEED TWEEZERS TO ACTUALLY LOCATE MY BABY DICK. I LOVE TO GUZZLE JIZZ LIKE THE ASS KISSER I AM. I ENJOY CLEANING FORESKIN AND ESPECIALLY LOVE THE OLD DIRTY SANCHEZ.
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Wiseman -you've got your caps lock on
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Wiseman you gay bastard,
what is this fixation you have with gizz guzzling and foreskin cleaning?
You are one gay motherfucker,
oh and yeah take that caps lock off so when you post as me next time so its a little less obvious -you shit for brains
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terry/synon..............Enjoy pretending to be a different person you retarded fat gay boy. You are a proper foreskin cleaner.
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Who da fuk is dis nasty nigger? Looks like a ape. He/she should go back to Africa.
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here we go again
you and your racism
you guys are so sad
and i mean really sad
your comments are disgusting
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Whoever the real Wiseman is: your comments are not funny, being racist just shows your lack of intelligence. Is that all you can say? "Orangutans". Shows a very high IQ to come out with something so deep and complex. Just like your boyfriend Big Papi, who is just a jobless asshole without friends just waiting in front of the computer to post the most stupid boring coments. Please next time try to make an effort and come out with something that doesnt scream: I AM A LONELY BITTER TRASHY RACIST WITH NO SEXUAL LIFE. Of course Serena Williams wouldnt sleep with you, she is a succesful profesional whealthy woman.
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Internet racism is so much fun
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hmmmmmmmmmm
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You pepole are fuckin pathetic. The girl is beautiful! If the only thing you can comment on is her forhead then shut the fuck up because she obviously does not care! Is she tryin to hide it? NO! Jealouse people make me sick.
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You fuckin white people are so disgusting! You thinky you're it jus cause you white but you look like fugly ghosts to me! Get overurselves and lay off the girl cuntholes!
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Very nice body and face...apart from the fivehead.
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man an airplane can take off of her forehead
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rihanna looks ok in the pic and i am from the caribbean so leave my home girl alone ok bitches
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Fake haird slut.
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She's not sexy.
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who the hell is this ugly nigger woman?
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Oh shit....a Norweigan....UFF DA!
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Big Papi, im more than happy to be your orangutan. Lay with me. Ill unlock my ass for you my Papi.
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Well I don't know about Serena Williams. If I had a gun to my head and had to lay down with one of these orangutans I guess it would be this one.
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