It's Summer in South America! The Bastardly Bikini Special, Part 7
Friday, December 29th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
This is a series of posts dedicated to the babes below the equator. Please remember to email us photos of yourself in your favorite bikini. We'll post our favorites!
In the meantime, enjoy the show!
OW! The cute blonde skeleton is back!
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It's a man, baby!!!
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omg these chicks look like men! stop posting these anorexic manly beasts
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More on picture 3....Don't they have cream for that....Looks like road rash.
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I don't even bother to look at the other pages anymore.
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TheDude....LOL!
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the only cutest guy here is on page 9
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Holy crap, what is wrong with that blonde? She's got a weird caveman-like ridge between her eyes, and I would be seriously afraid to get too close to those jutting collarbones. Yech!!!
The other *thing* in the flowered dress-----that's a man, right? Has to be. Gawd, if this is what "beautiful models" look like, I'm happy to be the average girl next door. WOOF!
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Coke addict bobbleheads.
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How are any of these women supposed to squeeze a baby out from between hips like those?
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TheDude
It’s a man, baby!!!
I can't get enough of that line !!! Freaking love it !
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oh my god. are you kidding me with this shit? i think i speak for every female on the PLANET when i say that putting a man in a bikini does NOT make us want to run out and buy it.
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doris is a little bit partial
and shes alittle bit partial to a rather large hampton
so I speak on behalf of all womankind when I say that you are talkin out of your arse you cunt
ps -this is not Wiseman in disguise NO NO NO
fuck all you fagbashers
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moe are you seriously attracted to these beasts?
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Thats some proper disturbing shit there.
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When did eyebrows go out of style? Seriously ugly faces on these people...
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That chic in pic 3 is just plain nasty!
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dear god, euroepan runway models are some of the ugliest people on earth. they have the most characterless and boring unsexy faces i've ever seen!
and they all look like they were from out of lord of the rings without the makeup, and you know it.
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