A Bastardly Merry Christmas From... A Lonely Mariah Carey
Monday, December 25th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Related in a Bastardly way:
- Prostitute Mariah Carey to do Non-Nude Playboy Shoot (March, 2007)
- The Slutty Whores of Flavor of Love 2 in October, 2006 King Magazine
- Britney Spears w/ No Panties or Bra: Camera or Crack Whore?
- Bastardly Breaking Breaking! Amy Winehouse Has The Ace of Hearts!
- Mariah Carey Plays a Prostitute in Her "Adventures of Mimi" Tour
Wow....Look @ that booty.....damn......You think santa would want to stuff that?
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That booty is really impressive...
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the bear is so alone...
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Damn girllll is that even real? Jesus!
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but why is she all covered up?
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I hate the fact she's a nasty mudshark, but that is one GRADE A ASS.
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I can't believe she didn't win the govenor's election.
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I'd butt fuck her and shoot streamers across her back.
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dammmmmm, she's only good for one thing and it's ain't singing
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I am totally in love with Mariah. I think she is the hottest woman around. Merry Christmas Mariah. Your body is incredible.
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why everyone says 'RIHANA IS A NASTY BLACK BICTH' and no one says that about mariah..? that ass is so photoshop she have a flat ass everyone knows!!!!!!
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cause Mariah didnt fuck Jay-Z , but riahana ( i dont care enough about her to learn how to spell her name) did.. Fuck check out that assss i could use them as airbags.. anyone know whos hitting that??
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Nice ass and no underwear
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Ridden with cellulite
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Bastardly...hmmm, how aptly named....Y'all are fucking SCUM - Fuck Mariah? With WHAT? Y'all KNOW ya ain't got no damn thing to fuck WITH!!! Even those of you cursed with a pencil dick got a damn cheek callin' it anything close to that when u know u FLACCID LITTLE FUCKS!
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Mariah is on crack cuz she made christmas photos for her fans, wow thats some compelling stuff! I guess everyone who takes holiday photos is on crack! Every kid that sits on santas lap! Every grandpa and grandma that send you a holiday photo! Wow I never knew this! Thanks for letting me know! ;]
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oh wow, who does this mutt fuck think she is fooling? we all know that her ass is a straight up PANCKAKE. that is sooo photoshopped.....what a jerk!
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I don't care if she is on crack. I would pound that into dust if I had the chance. She's great.
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wannabe pornstar
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I would love to plant my face between those lovely ass cheeks.
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