Tara Elizabeth Conner - Soon to be Ex-Miss USA therefore Coming Soon to Playboy?
Saturday, December 16th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Let's highlight some of the quotes from the article stating Tara would be dethroned:
The Miss Universe Organization released a statement on Thursday stating that they are "evaluating" Conner's "behavioral and personal issues" in order to decide how they will go forward with her reign.
"She makes Paris Hilton look like a baby," a source, who confirmed Conner's conduct has been a concern since summer, told the Post.
"She must have had a fake ID because we check every person — no matter who they are — with our ID scanners," he said. "I was not aware she was underage. We have undercover police and security here who make sure anybody caught drinking underage or doing drugs will be escorted immediately out of the club by law enforcement."
The first time we posted Tara Elizabeth Conner after being crowned Miss USA there were a barrage of comments and I'd like to reminisce on a few of them...
"rc citizen" wrote:
I am from Tara's hometown and can tell you that nothing about her is fake! Her body and personality are as real as they come. Please don't talk bad about people just because you are jealous of them! Her boobs are real and so is her personality!
"Nicole" wrote:
I know tara from growing up, and she is exactly the same person now as she was in kindergarten. She has a beautiful heart and treats everyone that she meets with respect and kindness. She is a real PERSON. We all wish her the best of luck and we can't wait to see her future achievements. Good Luck girl !!! Stay just as sweet as you have always been. Love Ya!!!
"HotMomaFromJamestown" wrote:
Sounds like alot of you are jealous of Miss USA. She's really beautiful. She's from a great family and has a lot going for her. Don't put down someone you don't know. She's a good girl. I'm from her hometown and there are alot of really beautiful ladies in our area. Not everyone from here are dumb hillbillys. So shame on all of you for talking trash about a beautiful lady like Tara. Congratulations Tara. You go girl. Russell County is proud of you.
So is Tara still the pride of Russel County or is she the dirty, slutty pornstar The Bastardly contemplated?
The Bastardly Conclusion: Let Trump have the crown back and go do Playboy. Look what it did for Kari-Ann Peniche. We already knew she's a party girl, then she goes onto Howard Stern, gets dirty with Nehemiah from The Real World, and has a 2 day engagement with whorebag Aaron Carter. The future can only get better for you Tara!
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This is some beat up shit. What a drunken fuckslut. I'm going to make myself a martini while I laugh at her retarded bolt-ons...
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Lol, page 2 boobs... real...
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if they're real, awesome, but i have to see if the nipples sit on top or bottom to tell if they are a hoax.
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This slag just tested positive for cocaine! I just read today's Daily News, they are giving it to the much hotter, cleaner runner up. Guess who'll end up more famous? The blonde whore because she was sniffing every night, hanging with other vacuous tramps and blowing dudes at the trump tower every night. "Family Values" America sure worships trash!
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This is a typical easy american slut. All you need to do is an english accent and she would be spreading her legs for you. A lot of american women are like that. Last time I was in the states there were too many of these easy blonde sluts.
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We definetly need more snaggle-toothed brit ho's over here. Might as well bring some more fudgepack'n brit fags too.
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Man those boobs are so fuckin fake. Their like stapled on to her chest.
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who cares if they're fake, this story couldn't getting any more awesome.
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hahahahhahahhahhaa
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Ya, The Daily News also said that this slut even criticized Britney, Paris, etc. for their ho partying ways. Yet another slutty hypocrite.
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Bitch needs to stop being such a hypocrite about "pop stars" being bad role models.
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three cheers for cocaine. :)
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How the (not so mighty) fall.
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not a pretty girl at all
http://www.starsarblind.com
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jackson:
you suck at captions.
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The eyes in picture two are hot.....too bad her two Hindenburgs are getting in the way.
"Oh the Humanity!"
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Well, she has been given a second chance.
I'm not even going suggest that anything.......improprietory went on.
Nope.
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Damn. I thought Axl Rose was dead.
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i think it was just a slip up any thing can happen. go miss usa
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If she can pose for PLAYBOY ...she can do anything she wants to even run the U.S.President position in the near future...I think she is a real faker...crying towards the public months ago...I have no pity on her...
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hahaha.. those bobs are NOT real.
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and we care because .....?
A slow day at The Bastardly I guess.
Looks like more Abi "Who gives a fuck anymore" Titmuss adverts- OOPS I MEANT INSPIRED PHOTOGRAPHS WITH NO ULTERIOR MOTIVES- are on the way.
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JC I got morning wood after looking at pic 2!
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