Bastardly Breaking News! Michelle Trachtenberg & Friend Have a Hard Time Reading the Parking Meter!
Posted on Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 3:00pm by Moelicious

We don't know whether the confusion was caused by scratched out text on the meter or possibly due to Ms. Tractenberg's illiterate state of affairs. This one's still developing...
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"i think the big ones are 10 cents. Let me call my agent"
Numbers....hurting....brain....
Michelle's feet shall now be lopped off for being found in those shoes.
Never found her in the least attractive.
why do rich/famous young girls insist on wearing 983452983475 accessories?
"Dude. I'm so high right now, can you read it ?"
"No way man, I'm like totally baked. This shit's the bomb, dude...."
"Totally..."
UGGGG! Gassing up the pimped out SUV. Starbucks coffee with the faggy cup sleeve. Parking meters. And of course the obligitory trip to Mr. Chow.
Life is so hard being a celebrity. Oh my goodness if things could only be more simple like the rest of the world.
Accessorize! Some people don't deserve to live.
I LOVE Michelle, she's such a cutie!! I hate the Burberry knockoff scarf and the weird tiara thing, but I still think she's so freaking cute. Plus, she looks a lot younger than 21, which is totally awesome ;)
Tiara thing? It's called a headband fucktard.
She looks a lot younger than 21? That's not a good thing for a chick like her... after being in stupid ass kiddy movies like Ice Princess and ..Harriet the Spy for fucking christ.
Don't these things have a credit card slot??
think those 2 JAP's have lesbian sex together.................
@Cornhole Express:
U think? U THINK???
If U got any pictures that PROOF it... pease e-Mail them to me. ;-)
CU m.o.m.n. (man-of-many-names@gmx.de)
How do I choose unleaded-plus?
why do rich/famous young girls insist on wearing 3948750 accessories with every outfit?
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