Mary Carey vs. Mariah Carey: Porn Star-Whore vs Pop Star-Whore - The Bastardly Whore Matchup

Before we bring in the Bastardly Jury on this one, let's get a close look @ case.

Mariah's Lawyer & Spokeswoman:


"MARY CAREY and MARIAH CAREY share the identical surname and have first names that are very similar," attorney Robert Becker wrote. And in part because the porn star was seeking the trademark for audio and video recordings, he said, "Confusion between your client and her MARY CAREY trademark and our client and its MARIAH CAREY trademark is therefore likely."

Becker also demanded that Mary Carey use her name only for "adult entertainment" and that she not sing or perform music. "This is a technical procedure to stop a trademark registration. Mariah Carey has no affiliation with Mary Carey," said Mariah Carey's spokeswoman, Leslie Sloane-Zelnik. [Billboard.com]



And here's Mary Carey....representing herself:



I'm ready to battle Mariah over this because I've been Mary Carey for a long time. It's kind of funny because I'm a porn star and I've been being myself for a long time. I think she's being silly.

My first thought was, does Mariah Carey realize what her lawyer is comparing her to and are they seriously concerned? Do they seriously think the fans are going to be confused?



So with that in hand, please pretend you were on some jury & lay down the law on this one.




Thanks to this post on @ the Bastardly Society for the tip!

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20 Scandalous Comments

I say whomever can swallow the most Peter North goop gets to use the name. I realize that would allow Wiseman to handily win the competition, but that's a price these two will have to be willing to pay. Or, perhaps, all porn stars should sue Mariah Carey for affecting THEIR look. And, Wiseman, if you are going to proffer a rebuttal, make it more clever than your usual, anti-American mendacities.

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 12:30pm

I'd do them both....I think they are hot Hot HOt HOT!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 12:48pm

Mariah looks hot in that yellow dress. Pic 3 nasty, pic 5, hot hot hot.

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 1:45pm

damn they really do look alike.

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Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 2:40pm

Mary Carey should be the one who is insulted...

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 3:07pm

they both are cheap sluts but i'd like to see them do a duet on the vibrators

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 3:09pm

maybe mariah will sue drew carey or jim carey next

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 3:11pm

Atleast Mary Carey is honest about her profession! I mean, a whore for sex or a whore for music...which is worse? Neither impress me much...gotta vote for Mary...

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 3:26pm

Of course they look alike. That's why that pornstar named herself "Carey"...Her real name is Mary Cook.

BTW...Mariah Carey looks like a damn pornstar too. LOL

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 4:18pm

I love Mariah Carey, and any other hot chick who dresses like soooo hot just to take the dog for a walk.

I would suggest a competition for the name. Who can take the largest dildo in her pooper? Pay Per View, baby.

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 5:33pm

page 3..why is that donkey wearing a dress and a blonde wig?

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 7:31pm

They are both dirty skanks, but at least Mary shares it openly on DVD.

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 5:17am

ugh, mary carey needs to go od on some coke and mariah needs to go fuck herself like she's been doing cuz no mans wants her crazy fat headed ass!

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 12:09am

sorry but i like mariah carey. i think she can sing good, and doesnt look bad
id tap it

Sunday, August 26th, 2007 @ 3:21am

Mariah is not a pop whore... she can at least sing which makes her slightly better than the likes of britney and pussycat dolls.......

Get over it and accept that Mriah is one of the greatest singers of the last 40 years and thats it

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 3:24pm

Mariah Carey is being a touch silly over this.
Plain and simple.

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 12:31pm

What a coincidence! They do resmeble each other, but I think Mariah Carey is being a little silly. She's a legendary artist in her own right and has been around for quite sometime. I'm not sure if Mary Carey has had longevity in her field, but they are very different people with slightly similar names. Perception is reality, and if Mariah Carey is in someway threatened my Mary Carey that speaks volumes! She's just gonna have to "Shake it Off" at the upcoming People's Choice Awards. Her hit song is nominated for Favorite R&B Song, be sure to tune in January 9, 2006 on CBS @ 9/8c. There are only 2 more categories left open for voting, visit http://www.pcavote.com for more info. I got the latest updates because I work with the People's Choice Community

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 3:33pm

i say maria carey is alote hotter

Sunday, March 16th, 2008 @ 12:56am

who ever dose not like maria carey is weird dont you think

Sunday, March 16th, 2008 @ 1:02am

i think brutaly honest is a loser if he does not like maria i agree with john he cool damn she frekin hotttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Sunday, March 16th, 2008 @ 1:10am

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