Bastardly Fashion Rating: Victoria Beckham



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Cameron Diaz is #1

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 6:48pm

The hell is this...Memoirs of a geisha?!

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 6:54pm

Thats a good for nothing slut who couldnt keep her stinking legs shut. Women like that should be shot in the back of the head.

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 7:06pm

I don't see it. I really, really, really, really don't see what's so attractive about this woman??

IMO this is one of the most overrated "beauties" in the world. She's an average looking woman who tries way too hard to look like a model, LMAO. Am I the only one on this site who feel this way?

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 7:12pm

it looks like that neck piece is holding her head on
that would be cool if someone ran up and ripped it off
and her head tumbled away down the red carpet
while her body ran off in the other direction bumping into cars and shit

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 7:18pm

hate her,she looks like a she-wolf

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 7:28pm

alien.
i'll bet she eats babies.

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 8:19pm

I don't think she's a pretty woman, but I actually think this dress/hair is pretty cool.

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 8:26pm

An alien wearing a carpet. How unusual.

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 8:40pm

WOah, posh looks like something from a Luc Besson movie.

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 8:46pm

She looks like a peeping-Tom

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 8:59pm

wiseman...you don't tell it like it is. you tell it like a fucking neanderthal.

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 9:09pm

Dood. tranny alert wtf

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 9:13pm

she looks like the borg.

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 9:38pm

what is with her cold lifeless eyes all the time. it's terrifying.

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 11:05pm

There is nothing posh about her.

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006 @ 12:59am

And she looks like a god damn pitbull. A woooooooooof!

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006 @ 1:09am

I useta think she was the cutest Spice Girl.
Now she just looks weird. And too skinny.

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006 @ 1:29am

Definitively awful.

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006 @ 3:03am

WISEMAN got a blowjob from his mom when he was 11 thats why he's so fucked up....This Victoria: Posh Spice looks sick...really sick, she looks like a cheap slut who sucks dick for a cheeseburger.

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006 @ 3:13am

#11 - yeah..the dress did stand out and sleek haircut, but the face doesn't do justice to either

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006 @ 10:00am

The 3rd Hilton sister is a fucking cheap slut who got banged by her dad.

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006 @ 11:12am

I dunno--she's kicking the same pursed-lips-pop-eyed expression that Ashley Olsen always uses. Just looks kind of bobble headed. I mean, I think she's beautiful, and I've seen a clip with her and she was really funny. But these shots she looks uncomfortable and hungry. 5-7 lbs would probably look good on her. Get rid of the sunken cheeks.

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006 @ 11:15am

KLAATU- VERATA- NIKTO !!

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006 @ 12:25pm

She is stupid whore can not keep her cheap hairy pussy shut. May Morehamhead (Piss be upon the black bastard) and Allah (gay boy) have mercy on her.

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006 @ 1:13pm

Hey Brian,

If "V" was a peeping tom, her boobies would be "peeping" out. Besides, what in holy hell is that rag she's wearing?

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006 @ 1:33pm

morticia should take back her chinses style dress from the alien.

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006 @ 4:12pm

i fuckin hate that bitch she got sergery so many times!
david beckham deserves so much better like me. I wish i was by his side. She reportedly said that she thinks "her skin is to fat and stretchy and she thinks she looks awful nude" she is so stupid!
Then i saw a video of her being all nice and funny... I HATED HER EVEN MORE!!!

Thursday, December 14th, 2006 @ 1:33am

A highly overrated woman. There is nothing "posh" about tits on a stick. She absolutely tries to hard to be something that she is not. What the hell does Beckham see in her? He must be in the closet because a real man wants something he can bounce off. If I bounced to hard on her she would break, or her collagen filled tits would burst.

Another thing she always looks orange. What's up with the fake tanners? If she is the new look for beauty then GOD HELP US ALL...

I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MAGAZINES PUTTING UP UGLY WOMEN AS BEING BEAUTIFUL...IF ANYONE IS LISTENING PLEASE BRING BACK THE REAL WOMEN...W/CURVES...MY PARENTS GENERATION HAD IT BETTER WITH ICONS SUCH AS Sophia Loren, Elizabeth Taylor, Marlene Dietrich, Marilyn Monroe, Rita Hayworth, Bettie Page....Real women not these starved puppies that fashion magazines want us to accept.

AT ANY RATE ANYONE WHOSE EYESIGHT WAS TARNISHED BY THE ABOVE PIC PLEASE CHECK OUT THESE SITES.. AND YOU WILL BE CURED..

http://www.stormthecastle.com/BABEWEBSITE/babebikinis.htm

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 12:52pm

You can't fill breasts with collagen. Dumbfuck.

Sunday, January 21st, 2007 @ 11:35am

Wiseman, your a sick fuck. I guess your mom should be killed because she couldn't hide her saggy pussy?

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 7:21pm

is it me or is she wearing soot as make up..?????

is she trying to show us her ancestral past as a chimney sweep?

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 7:28pm

Did she have plastic surgery done on her face, or has she always been that scary? That first pic just creeps me out.

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006 @ 1:02am

oh man/...what the fuck happened to you posh? you look unhealthy and alien-like.

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006 @ 3:14am

Krimson Klown.............I tell it like it is. That cheap slut is producing sprogs like a machine. Your mum should have used contraception.

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 7:22pm

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