Bastardly Fashion Rating: Victoria Beckham
Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
- Scarlett Johansson Nude: Coming Soon To A Theatre Near You? [HollywoodTuna]
- Britney is On Top [Dlisted]
- DV presents: Celebrity Apology Chart [Double Viking]
- Paris Hilton Models her Ass [Dunken Stepfather]
- Front page crossover: Eva Green [The Bastardly Society]
- Drew Barrymore and Hugh Grant face the music [CityRag]
- Rip Torn Does His Best Mel Gibson Impresssion [Yeeeah!]
- Scarlett Johannson and Natalie Portman piss off Christina Aguilera [Fatback and Collards]
- Does Nicole “Coco†Austin make your “Horny or Not?†[Horny Oyster]
- Jenny McCarthy And Jim Carrey Are In No Rush To Marry [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Video of Jessica Simpson's flubbed performance at the Kennedy Awards [Cele|bitchy]
- Scarlett Johansson To Eventually Appear Nude On Screen!? [Popoholic]
- Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody are Dunzo [Egotastic!]
- Daniel Craig Wants a Gay James Bond [IDLYITW]
- Man of the Century [College Humor]
- And today's hottie is… [UseMyComputer]
- Anna Nicole Smith still in the news [Celebslam]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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The hell is this...Memoirs of a geisha?!
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Thats a good for nothing slut who couldnt keep her stinking legs shut. Women like that should be shot in the back of the head.
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I don't see it. I really, really, really, really don't see what's so attractive about this woman??
IMO this is one of the most overrated "beauties" in the world. She's an average looking woman who tries way too hard to look like a model, LMAO. Am I the only one on this site who feel this way?
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it looks like that neck piece is holding her head on
that would be cool if someone ran up and ripped it off
and her head tumbled away down the red carpet
while her body ran off in the other direction bumping into cars and shit
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hate her,she looks like a she-wolf
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alien.
i'll bet she eats babies.
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I don't think she's a pretty woman, but I actually think this dress/hair is pretty cool.
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An alien wearing a carpet. How unusual.
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WOah, posh looks like something from a Luc Besson movie.
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She looks like a peeping-Tom
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wiseman...you don't tell it like it is. you tell it like a fucking neanderthal.
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Dood. tranny alert wtf
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she looks like the borg.
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what is with her cold lifeless eyes all the time. it's terrifying.
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There is nothing posh about her.
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And she looks like a god damn pitbull. A woooooooooof!
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I useta think she was the cutest Spice Girl.
Now she just looks weird. And too skinny.
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Definitively awful.
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WISEMAN got a blowjob from his mom when he was 11 thats why he's so fucked up....This Victoria: Posh Spice looks sick...really sick, she looks like a cheap slut who sucks dick for a cheeseburger.
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#11 - yeah..the dress did stand out and sleek haircut, but the face doesn't do justice to either
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The 3rd Hilton sister is a fucking cheap slut who got banged by her dad.
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I dunno--she's kicking the same pursed-lips-pop-eyed expression that Ashley Olsen always uses. Just looks kind of bobble headed. I mean, I think she's beautiful, and I've seen a clip with her and she was really funny. But these shots she looks uncomfortable and hungry. 5-7 lbs would probably look good on her. Get rid of the sunken cheeks.
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KLAATU- VERATA- NIKTO !!
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She is stupid whore can not keep her cheap hairy pussy shut. May Morehamhead (Piss be upon the black bastard) and Allah (gay boy) have mercy on her.
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Hey Brian,
If "V" was a peeping tom, her boobies would be "peeping" out. Besides, what in holy hell is that rag she's wearing?
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morticia should take back her chinses style dress from the alien.
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i fuckin hate that bitch she got sergery so many times!
david beckham deserves so much better like me. I wish i was by his side. She reportedly said that she thinks "her skin is to fat and stretchy and she thinks she looks awful nude" she is so stupid!
Then i saw a video of her being all nice and funny... I HATED HER EVEN MORE!!!
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A highly overrated woman. There is nothing "posh" about tits on a stick. She absolutely tries to hard to be something that she is not. What the hell does Beckham see in her? He must be in the closet because a real man wants something he can bounce off. If I bounced to hard on her she would break, or her collagen filled tits would burst.
Another thing she always looks orange. What's up with the fake tanners? If she is the new look for beauty then GOD HELP US ALL...
I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MAGAZINES PUTTING UP UGLY WOMEN AS BEING BEAUTIFUL...IF ANYONE IS LISTENING PLEASE BRING BACK THE REAL WOMEN...W/CURVES...MY PARENTS GENERATION HAD IT BETTER WITH ICONS SUCH AS Sophia Loren, Elizabeth Taylor, Marlene Dietrich, Marilyn Monroe, Rita Hayworth, Bettie Page....Real women not these starved puppies that fashion magazines want us to accept.
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You can't fill breasts with collagen. Dumbfuck.
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Wiseman, your a sick fuck. I guess your mom should be killed because she couldn't hide her saggy pussy?
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is it me or is she wearing soot as make up..?????
is she trying to show us her ancestral past as a chimney sweep?
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Did she have plastic surgery done on her face, or has she always been that scary? That first pic just creeps me out.
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oh man/...what the fuck happened to you posh? you look unhealthy and alien-like.
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Krimson Klown.............I tell it like it is. That cheap slut is producing sprogs like a machine. Your mum should have used contraception.
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