Bastardly Breaking News! Paris Hilton to NOT Attend Billboard Awards! OH. MY. GAAAAD!
Monday, December 4th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Does anyone know if the Billboard Music Awards are still going down...? I was kind of looking forward to her performance! Faaack!
The hotel heiress canceled an appearance at next week's Billboard Music Awards because she didn't like the jokes written for her, according to a spokesman.
"It is my understanding that some satirical references ridiculed some of her peers," her spokesman, Elliot Mintz, said in a statement. "Paris did not want to say anything that could appear hurtful or embarassing about people she knows." [Yahoo!]
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A skank ass hoe, who needs a monster cock shoved in that skinny ass of hers...Maybe that'll knock her out.
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Why the fuck did you add her in babes? Why is she always wearing wigs and fake eyes? I wear contacts, and they hurt like hell after wearing them up to 10 hours. The bottom of her chin is bulldog-like.
She looks so damn stupid...Her and Britt can go fuck eachother somewhere else.
And no I'm not jealous of Paris, she has nothing I want...so please spare me that crap.
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Skip, you're telling me if we gave you all her money, you'd just refuse it?
hah.
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What a nasty fake disease infested slut. She has more aids than Africa and Asia put together. Fake hair, contact lenses, make-up/shit on face,......................fucking awful.
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Wiseman is a gay bongo.
He goes bong bong bong on sheeps.
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Im not a bigg fan of paris, but leave her alone your all jelous broads. Shes not the hottest women ever, but she is def. VERY cute...her brain does not constitute with how attractive she is...and her eyes are real those aren't contacts. SO please stop hating, just because your not as tall or blue eyed as she is. & Just for reference, shes made millions of being "stupid", peace ;).
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doesn't this cunt ever take a day off?
(I don't mean you kissa)
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Kiss, spare me the jealous BS. You need a fat ripe cock in your mouth. Will that stop your insane rambling?
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CurryMaster = a proper jizz guzzling piece of turd. He smokes on donkey dick.
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the billboard thing would have meant she'd have to sing live ??? that would have been interesting...
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Those shoes in pic #4 are NICE. I didn't know Louboutin made shoes like that in a size 14.
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She may be a slut and not too smart, but I don't really care - I think she looks hot and I love seeing her pics.
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I want to smash that pouting twat's face so bad...I bet I could knock that hook off her nose.
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hey to number six- this bitch didn't make millions herself- she was born into as wealthy prominent family. And why is her nose melting? true beauty is that girl trying to model, the Turkey girl asking everyone's opinion. She is gorgeous, a million times prettier than Paris droopy nose hag. But she wasn't born wealthy, so actually has to work for a living. Unfair world, when ugly Paris the heiress gets photos all the time, but the truly beautiful unknowns have to linger in obscurity.
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not this crazy blooddyyy bitch again.. tho i like one of her songs really.. However her body is awful as shit, those eyes are obviously fake as crap! everything about her is Fake..well what would she supposed to do with those millions of money anywy? donate in a goddamn poor Country?Hahh!! oh if she do that, she might get a recognition from her Critics/paris haters club aight?ahihi..
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Ugly ass bitch.
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…and her eyes are real those aren’t contacts.---------
Kissa, you fuckin idiot, it is a well know secret that paris hilton was born with brown eyes and wears blue contacts 24/7. Her sister nikki has real natural blue eyes however, but not paris. I think brown eyes are fine, just look at jessica alba, who is 1000000000000000000000000000 X's better looking than hooked nose herpes infected BROWN EYED hilton)
but it is stupid of her to wear those damn blue contacts 24/7. That is why her eye is all fucked up and she is lazy eyed now.
If you can't face the facts kissa, go to badplasticsurgery.com, or google brown eyed paris hilton, tons of pics of her when she was younger b4 she started wearing contacts will come up. Now stfu and learn to spell you stupid cunt. It is spelled jeAlous, NOT "jelous!" And I am not a "broad" cunt.
You fucking idiot. Ya and her hair is fake too, too bad for her though her big ugly fish hooked bird nose is real.
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she's not ugly, but she is not beautiful either. She has great makeup, nice hair extensions, nice clothes most of the time, pretty eyes (yes I know they are really brown and one is lazy, but the blue contacts look nice) Is always pulled together and ready for a photo op. She cleans up well, but is she a natural beauty? aww hell no, but she can and does look nice and pulls herself together well---Albiet with a lot of help. She screwed her nose up with all those nose jobs i think though. That nose of hers cannot be fixed now, unless she wants to tread into Michael Jackson territory.
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FUCK ALL OF U WHO HATE PARIS HILTON. SHE IS GORGEOUS GORGEOUS GORGEOUS UR ALL JEALOUS CUNTS WHO SHOULD FUCK URSELVES UR MOMS YOUR DADS AND U UGLY WRINKLEY GRANDPARENTS. NOT THAT ANYBODY WOULD WANNA FUCK U OR THEM CUZ UR ALL UGLY BASTARDS WHO SHOULD BURN IN HELL. U HAVE NO FUCKING SELF ESTEEM TO BE BASHIN ON HER SO GO TO HELL U MOTHER FUCKING UGLY ASS CANT GET A GIRL/GUY CUNTS. I DOUBT NOT EVEN A WHORE/ HOOKER WOULD WANT U MOTHER FUCKING CREEPS. PARIS HILTON IS AMAZING SHE IS SKINNY PRETTY HAS GREAT CLOTHES/ STYLE AND U R ALL DUMB BUT YE OLD HOOSIER I AGREE W/ U SHE IS GREAT. I LOVE PARIS SHE HAS GREAT MAKE UP AND ALL OF U PPL WHO. AND U KNOW WHAT I HAVE A SLEEPY EYE AND I LOVE IT CUZ IT MAKES ME DIFFERENT FROM EVERYBODY ELSE ITS ABOUT THE SAME AS PARIS'S ITS NOT THAT BAD U GUYS SO FUCK OFF. PARIS HILTON RULES THE PLANET STRAIGHT UP
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WOW. But I agree, Paris is cute. There are noses waaaaaay worse than hers. I think she has nice lips and a pretty heart shaped face.
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(though you sound like a cunt and spell like one too...)
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BTW- her eyes are fake...just like everything else.
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i would fuck oprah b4 i stick my dick into that ill pussy
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