Alcoholic Lindsay Lohan & Kim Kardashian Going up Against Paris Hilton & Britney



We have two polls for you today...



And, of course...



- Jessica Simpson Should Just Picture Everyone Naked [HollywoodTuna]
- A Scientology Christmas Pageant?! [Dlisted]
- DV presents: Let's Play…SEX…or…VIDEO GAME?! [Double Viking]
- Britney Spears 25th Birthday Upskirt of the Day [Dunken Stepfather]
- Bastardly favorite Aishwarya Rai in trouble [The Bastardly Society]

- Keanu Reeves, something's not right [CityRag]
- Renee Zelleger at the “Miss Potter” Premiere [Yeeeah!]
- Scarlett Johannson and Natalie Portman piss off Christina Aguilera [Fatback and Collards]
- Victoria Silvstedt calendar [Horny Oyster]
- Gwyneth Paltrow Hates… I Mean Loves America [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Nicole Kidman's hair shows she wants to get preggo; Keith out of rehab [Cele|bitchy]
- Keeley Hazell Is Very Satisfying [Popoholic]

- Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman Piss Off Christina Aguilera [Egotastic!]
- Nicole Richie Has Great Friends [IDLYITW]
- Drunk-O-Vision [College Humor]

- And today's hottie is… [UseMyComputer]
- Mel Gibson is violent [Celebslam]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Read the rest of this Bastardly entry »

ADVERTISEMENT

21 Scandalous Comments

Afternoon Clean Up: Welcome to LA, Posh, meet our paparazzi

• Welcome to the states, Victoria Beckham, we may not be bright but we sure can give your rampant materialism and vapid conversation! [PopSugar] • Jason Lee, Erika Christensen: B-List Scientologists. [DListed] • Can someone please inform all sta...

Monday, December 4th, 2006 @ 7:39pm

Kim looks fresh in the neightbourhood.

Monday, December 4th, 2006 @ 7:45pm

I bet Lindseys dingleberrys taste like fine belgian chocolate.

Monday, December 4th, 2006 @ 7:53pm

i'd like to see a "synchronized car exiting pussy shot" off all four hos at once.

i gotta go with the awesome skankiliciousness that is lindsay.

even with her garbled up vagina...i'd lick it before i stick it...

Monday, December 4th, 2006 @ 9:08pm

First of all, Paris, Lindsay, Nicole Richie and their friends..Kim Kardashian..etc are all SLUTS. Kim is very sexy though. She's the only one I think is sexy. Lindsay used to be hot, but nowadays she is so tired and rough looking and superskinny. She looks like a former pornstar on coke. There's absolutely nothing sexy about Nicole Richie and Paris is just OK. I can't believe why media focus soooo much on these nontalented chicks. LOL

I'm just waiting for Kim Kardashian to show her pussy in public...or maybe a sextape like her best friend Paris Hilton. That would be NICE.

Monday, December 4th, 2006 @ 10:22pm

i like ninjas first point. regardless, they are all still skank ass hos. but kim seems to be the new in girl according to these definitive polls

Monday, December 4th, 2006 @ 10:35pm

Kim is this new face. We haven't seen much of her before so people are intersting to see who she is. If she stays in the public eye there will be a lot of pics of her and a year from now she'll be overexposed just like her friends. She hangs with Paris so she's probably a whore.

Monday, December 4th, 2006 @ 11:01pm

She's a nasty sand nigger.

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 12:10am

@George Wilkins

She's a lot better looking than all the women in the KKK. The klan women are some nasty looking women.

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 12:20am

She said she was promiscuous (ok they all seem to be) but we've all seen the paris hilton sex tape and quite frankly she looks boring in bed. Her giving head is boring as well. I'd say Kim (she has some lips), but from my experiences, I'd say that white girls usually give better head. So we have Brit and Lindsay left. Lin is known as a firecrotch who loves sex therefore I believe that she's had many more partners than Brit. Any respectable firecrotch must give good head. Although in Paris' case, I don't understand.

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 1:15am

That fat cunt is wearing stripper shoes. Yeah, Linds, ya got fat again. You can't hide fat genes with anorexia you dumb worthless cunting whore.

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 1:57am

A couple of sluts. Thats all there is to say.

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 2:58am

Kim K. needs to pose nude for sure

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 5:12am

Undoubtably, a lesbian match up between LL and KK is a winner. But I can't seem to get past the idea of a 3some at the moment though! Ah well.

I see that Lindsay has her wrist bandaged up again...

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 6:17am

nasty nasty skanktasty.

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 10:26am

LOL, that wrinkled dress sure looks suspicious. Like somebody fingered Lindsay in the car. Kim?

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 12:51pm

They look like over-cooked sausages stuffed into drinking straws

Sunday, January 21st, 2007 @ 11:25am

Damn, Kim looks like she'd provide quality cooch/coooter/poon whatever it's called in your part of the country! She's hot!

Monday, December 4th, 2006 @ 11:10pm

@ #9: And you're nothing but a fucking ignorant racist queer. Let me guess, your mom and dad are cousins? You're pathetic.

Anyway, Lindsey seems to give the best head out of the 4, and Kim definitly has the best body.

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 12:33am

Just curious but what makes you think Lindsey gives the best head?

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 12:37am

i think i smell fish lol

Thursday, April 24th, 2008 @ 10:59pm

Make a Scandalous Comment

The content of this field is kept private and will not be shown publicly.
  • Web page addresses and e-mail addresses turn into links automatically.
  • Allowed HTML tags: <strong> <em> <a> <u> <img> <cite> <blockquote> <ul> <ol> <li> <center> <tt>
  • Lines and paragraphs break automatically.

More information about formatting options

Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.

Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!



User login





Image Hosting at Photobucket
The Official Bastardly Image Host Since 2004! Ow!