Bastardly Weekend Breaking News! New Fully Clothed & Non-Pornographic Tera Patrick Photos Surface!
Saturday, December 2nd, 2006 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work
What is she trying to accomplish w/ these layouts? I guess the money must be damn good...
Tera's Agent: Tera, someone wants to you pay you to just put your clothes on & pose on a couch.
Tera: Wait, there's no anal or double penetration involved?
Tera's Agent: I was shocked too. So are you game?
Tera: Wait, there's no anal or double penetration involved?
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She reminds me a little bit of Kristen Kruek.
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ah the virginal white is so appropriate.
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That is some proper nasty aids infested shit. It has more dieseases than stinking Africa and Asia put together. Typical ho.
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Typical and overrated. Next.
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uh, who's the slightly freaky and old-looking Asian lady? >yawn
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will I be endlessly berated if I say she looks like a sexed-up version of Björk? lol
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@ glimmer
Her scenes are boring as hell to me,she's been getting over on her looks for years.Not enough enthusiasm,skill or curves below the waist to keep me interested.Nice tits though.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com
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http://nymag.com/nymetro/news/trends/n_9437/index.html
interesting article on porno....
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And that, folks, is why she's in porn.
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In some of the photos she looks stunning.
She coulda been a contenda, but ya can't take the ho out of the girl.
She's right where she was meant to be.
scooter
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shes a bald racist. Price is right loser sound.
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Toru- Thanks for the article
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She was pretty in '97 when she first stared glamour modeling. Natural, curvy, sexy.
Now, ten years later; dozens of surgeries, 80,000 rugs munched, 20,000 cornholings, and thousands of gallons of man-juice later, she is now simply repugnant.
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*thank you* mike !!!! and a shout out to trogdor too :)
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toru thanks for the linkage.lots to try to absorb.. :)
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Yeah, she was a gem before Evan got ahold of her and tore that shit up.
I still like both of them.
Tera did a spread for VARLA Magazine....and I love VARLA.
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Kaiya Lynn, Charmane Starr...they're better "actresses" and better looking.
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Sorry Moe, Tera's never done any DPs (and anal only twice)...
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ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS LADY!!
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Bastardly Weekend Breaking News! New Fully Clothed & Non-Pornographic Tera Patrick Photos Surface!
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Bastardly Weekend Breaking News! New Fully Clothed & Non-Pornographic Tera Patrick Photos Surface!
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Never mind.
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She used to be sooo hot before the tats and surgeries.
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mike could you please explain how/why she sucks at porn ??? :)
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i gotta agree on the "sucks at porn" debate, her scenes are generally pretty boring and lack the entusiasm you get from other pornstars. Don't get me wrong, i still watched her scenes cuz she was fucking hot, but the tats and implants have ruined her natural beauty. Want to some really eager hot asian chicks? check out Avena Lee or Tia Tanaka.
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Beautiful woman but she sucks at porn.No pun intended.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com
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