Alessandra Ambrosio & Izabel Goulart vs Alessandra Ambrosio & Adriana Lima - A Bastardly VS Lesbian Sex Fantasy Matchup!
Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 early in the evening, before sex

- Christina Aguilera Is An Exhausted Drunken Mess [HollywoodTuna]
- Brit Brit Drops $3K on Undies! FINALLY! [Dlisted]
- Maria Ozawa is the hottest Japanese woman [Double Viking]
- Hayden Panettiere with Santa [Dunken Stepfather]
- A Letter by The_Chef to all Bastardly Ladies of the Day [The Bastardly Society]
- More Britney Spears crotch than anyone could eat [CityRag]
- Pink Wants to Save Pigs [Yeeeah!]
- Lance is Seeing Stars [Fatback and Collards]
- Porn star showdown - Jenna Jameson vs. Sunrise Adams [Horny Oyster]
- Fashion Finds: Leopard Print [I'm Not Obsessed]
- What is Matt Lauer's son's name? Say again (update) [Cele|bitchy]
- Kristin Cavallari Needs To Sex It Up [Popoholic]
- Paris Hilton Gets Kinky Kinkos [Egotastic!]
- Snoop Dogg is Predictable. Again. [IDLYITW]
- Top 5 Drunken Sing-A-Longs [College Humor]
- And today's hottie is… [UseMyComputer]
- Lindsay Lohan has no sense of humor [Celebslam]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
Bastarchived in Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Bastardly Sexual Relations?, Izabel Goulart, Lesbian Sex Fantasies
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- Victoria's Secrets Angels Naked, Vanity Fair, November Issue
- Bastardly Lunchtime Lesbian Sex Fantasy: The Girls of Victoria's Secrets are Closet Lesbians!
- Karolina Kurkova , Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart, & Selita Ebanks = Lesbian Sex Fantasy Heaven (Part I)












yes yes yes.................I think I would go for Alessandra and Izabel. Some fine meat there.
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I guess it is just me but I don't get it. These girls have really tightly pulled faces (i.e. Lima's scary cigarette smooch in pic 2) and abnormally tall and skinny bodies. I'm in the minority, of course. Give them 5 more years and they'll be wash outs.
Guess I'm just a fan of the Catherine Zeta Jones sultry "Zorro" days....or Selma H. in "From Dusk til Dawn". Now those ladies were yummy.
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yeah, I say Izabel and Alessandra..I just think they make a cuter couple, lol
Izabel's arm is frrrreakishly long on page 3
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I love them on pg. 8. but at the same time I honestly wonder, do these women even menstruate?
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give me those two brazillian godesses. Alessandra and Adriana. Mmmmm.
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Who the fuck cares..average skinny skanks. Angelina-Most gorgeous
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LOL The most gorgeous women? Your joking right? These are the only supermodels you dirty gringos know. Come to Bahia, all three of them would be ignored on a daily basis. Too bad you don't get out too much. I knew when Lima broke loose in 1996 filthy Americans would go crazy over her. Here she's average.
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lima's overrated.
and she's starting to lose her edge, especially since she's lightened her hair...she just looks boring now.
i'm going with alessandra and izabel.
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sorry moe that's not my thing.
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Lima looks like an ape. Don't like her look. Ale's 10000 more gorgeous as well as A BB
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Aw FUCK, this is going to be hard...............Fuck it I am going to have to rub one I mean 2 out to this Match up.
Alessandra so sexy
Every time I think I am out..............you pull me back in!!!!!!!!!!
Thank You BASTARDLY you know what you made me do.......but I like it
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mmmmmm ..... I think Adriana and Alessandra are the sexiest girls alive .... I also like Izabel ......
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THANK YOU MOE AND JACKSON!!!!!!!! I LOVE BRAZILIAN SUPERMODELS!!!!!!!!
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hmmmm impossible you decide
i love both couples
they are all hot
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I will go with Alessandra&Adriana. Stunning supermodels
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"Meredith: If you’re going to urge people to post photos of themselves for the world to see, why don’t you invite bastardly men to do the same? I’ve never even seen a photo of you or Jackson!"
Why must you hate? this is a celeb site featuring hot people or people who think they're hot. Sadly, we're neither. there are photos of us on the site, but just buried deep inside it. why don't you click through all the pages, click on a few ads & have some fun?
Meredith, we love you---if you're hot, we love you slightly more.
chau!
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girly, i only kid!!
thanks again for your help!
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pictures of allessandra and adriana should be posted everyday by law. delicious girls.
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I never thought Alessandra was that hot. I But I have to admit that in these pictures she looks really good. I like her body in these pictures because she is thin but she doesn't look sickly thin like other supermodels.
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Meredith is fat.
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mmmmmm
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This link http://www.bastardly.com/about-the-bastardly-crew/ is broken.
But I dug deep and did find a photo of Moe and Jackson in a hot-tub in Argentina in a vacation photo:
http://www.nanoindustries.com/images/bbcool.gif
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lima and the other chick definately.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com
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I want to see pictures of Moe and Jackson in their underwear!
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anyone think lima is over-rated?? but i choose ale and lima because ale and izabel look too similar
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anon--you're a FUCKING FAG. excuse me for mentioning a feminine issue.
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and who the hell calls a woman a "dumb ass," I've never been called that in my life. not even in middle school. but I understand, anon, you never made it past 7th grade..
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ahaha blue lace - i don't think anon knows what you meant by that first comment.
for all you bastards out there, when a girl is so extremely thin, they lose their period. so what she was meaning was wow these girls are so skinny i wonder if they get their period anymore. it is extremely unhealthy to stop menstruating because it can give you complications if you ever want to become pregnant in the future, even if you get back on your period.
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I think that all three of them should just...''get along'.
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Adriana Lima And Alessandra Ambrosio, but Izabel is gorgeous too.
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dear god, girly, I think you're right!
how could anyone not know that?!
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The hottest women on earth.
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thansk for the heads up Girly.
time permiting, please do send in a photo of you wearing VS lingerie. I'm sure our visitors wouldn't mind seeing some proof
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Bluelace, your a fucking dumb ass. What kind of question is that.
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We have all types of Limas here. The African, Native, and European mix is so common. I've seen hotter. Too bad you don't.
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Just imagine this hotness in your bed!
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Moelicious - Looking at your comment to Girly and the rest of your website - I don't know what's more disgusting, your objectifying of women or their foolish agreeance to comply.
If you're going to urge people to post photos of themselves for the world to see, why don't you invite bastardly men to do the same? I've never even seen a photo of you or Jackson!
I'm sure my fellow females would agree that this would be a nice change.
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Gorgeous ladies. I'd do all them.
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hahahhahaa.....well, judging by his remarks a few posts ago, he didn't even know breasts are made (almost entirely) of fat, so I should've known..
thanks Girly
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I don't care, any of them, please sandwich me!!!
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also, where is the love for Alessandra & Izabel?! I think Izabel might be a little on the wilder side when you put her up against Adriana.
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nice tanline izabel...EW
and why do you always say VC - you've made that typo in the past 2 VS related posts.
the last time i looked at my underwear it didn't say victoria's cecret...
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who wants to suck on izabel's armpit?
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