The Bastardly Midnight Snack: Shakira w/ Blonde Hair

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23 Scandalous Comments

Wuff wuff,

She can shake anything on my di(k.............

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 12:42am

i'd cum inside her.

twice

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 1:01am

the twpo people above me are complete tools! anyways my ding dong is hard right now

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 1:32am

Call me crazy, but I think she looks better as a blonde...

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 2:41am

I would treat her to American Thanksgiving with extra stuffing. YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww!!!!!

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 2:50am

Looks like she's lost some weight. She needs to close her eyes and suck down some of my special protein shake from my straw.

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 3:02am

I want her to do the washing machine on my tool.

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 4:14am

These pics are pretty old. (2000-2001) Anyway, Shakira is very beautiful but I'm a boob man...if she had big titties then she would be perfect.

Have you guys seen the latest pics of Salma Hayek?? Jesus Christ!! Those pics are delicious. Salma's rack is just perfect.

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 6:33am

GAUDINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 8:56am

yea..she needs bigger boobs and ass.it looks great in tights but not so great out of them.

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Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 9:38am

for some reason she reminds me of borat's prostitute sister.

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 10:33am

O^h, baby, when you bleach like that....You still sing like a motherfuckin' goat. Blech!

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 10:54am

Her breasts and ass are just fine, thank you very much. I want to break my dick off inside this luscious thing.

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 1:44pm

which shakira song has the lyrics similiar to 'my humble breasts...' ?????

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 4:49pm

Good looking, nice ass, where's the rack?

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 6:56pm

Glimmer, it's Whenever, wherever.. Or whatever :P Goes something like "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains."

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 9:10pm

This bitch is so overrated. Both as a singer (I agree, Speed, she sounds like a fucking goat) and as a "beauty". Pass.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 10:54pm

She looks like shit with that bleached mop on her head. Thank God she went back to darker hair.

Saturday, November 25th, 2006 @ 2:33pm

Pass. She looks like just another Wannabe porn star or Hughy Hefner crotch sniffing goof.

Sunday, November 26th, 2006 @ 5:06pm

She's hotter without the shoes.

Monday, November 27th, 2006 @ 8:28am

she made me hard

Friday, December 1st, 2006 @ 2:54am

she looks so much hotter without all the makeup, yum!

Sunday, December 3rd, 2006 @ 7:30am

She is beautifull but black her looks much better on her

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 1:33pm

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