for some reason she reminds me of borat's prostitute sister.
Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 10:33am
12. Speed (Uncertified Bastard)
O^h, baby, when you bleach like that....You still sing like a motherfuckin' goat. Blech!
Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 10:54am
13. DOG EATER (Uncertified Bastard)
Her breasts and ass are just fine, thank you very much. I want to break my dick off inside this luscious thing.
Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 1:44pm
14. glimmer (Uncertified Bastard)
which shakira song has the lyrics similiar to 'my humble breasts...' ?????
Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 4:49pm
15. Blaze (Uncertified Bastard)
Good looking, nice ass, where's the rack?
Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 6:56pm
16. Kristina (Uncertified Bastard)
Glimmer, it's Whenever, wherever.. Or whatever :P Goes something like "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains."
Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 9:10pm
17. Dr Victor von Doom (Uncertified Bastard)
This bitch is so overrated. Both as a singer (I agree, Speed, she sounds like a fucking goat) and as a "beauty". Pass.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
Friday, November 24th, 2006 @ 10:54pm
18. Double Shot of Haterade (Uncertified Bastard)
She looks like shit with that bleached mop on her head. Thank God she went back to darker hair.
Saturday, November 25th, 2006 @ 2:33pm
19. JT (Uncertified Bastard)
Pass. She looks like just another Wannabe porn star or Hughy Hefner crotch sniffing goof.
Sunday, November 26th, 2006 @ 5:06pm
20. Big Papi (Uncertified Bastard)
She's hotter without the shoes.
Monday, November 27th, 2006 @ 8:28am
21. Hard one (Uncertified Bastard)
she made me hard
Friday, December 1st, 2006 @ 2:54am
22. hothot (Uncertified Bastard)
she looks so much hotter without all the makeup, yum!
Sunday, December 3rd, 2006 @ 7:30am
23. purr (Uncertified Bastard)
She is beautifull but black her looks much better on her
Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 @ 1:33pm
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Wuff wuff,
She can shake anything on my di(k.............
i'd cum inside her.
twice
the twpo people above me are complete tools! anyways my ding dong is hard right now
Call me crazy, but I think she looks better as a blonde...
I would treat her to American Thanksgiving with extra stuffing. YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww!!!!!
Looks like she's lost some weight. She needs to close her eyes and suck down some of my special protein shake from my straw.
I want her to do the washing machine on my tool.
These pics are pretty old. (2000-2001) Anyway, Shakira is very beautiful but I'm a boob man...if she had big titties then she would be perfect.
Have you guys seen the latest pics of Salma Hayek?? Jesus Christ!! Those pics are delicious. Salma's rack is just perfect.
GAUDINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
yea..she needs bigger boobs and ass.it looks great in tights but not so great out of them.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com
for some reason she reminds me of borat's prostitute sister.
O^h, baby, when you bleach like that....You still sing like a motherfuckin' goat. Blech!
Her breasts and ass are just fine, thank you very much. I want to break my dick off inside this luscious thing.
which shakira song has the lyrics similiar to 'my humble breasts...' ?????
Good looking, nice ass, where's the rack?
Glimmer, it's Whenever, wherever.. Or whatever :P Goes something like "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains."
This bitch is so overrated. Both as a singer (I agree, Speed, she sounds like a fucking goat) and as a "beauty". Pass.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
She looks like shit with that bleached mop on her head. Thank God she went back to darker hair.
Pass. She looks like just another Wannabe porn star or Hughy Hefner crotch sniffing goof.
She's hotter without the shoes.
she made me hard
she looks so much hotter without all the makeup, yum!
She is beautifull but black her looks much better on her
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