Abi Titmuss has a bastardly chat with Jodie Marsh
Friday, November 24th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon by abi
Hi guys, its Abi Titmuss here, your resident guest blogger and guest interviewer having a bastardly fireside chat with the one and only Jodie Marsh! For those of you who don't already know, Jodie did her first porn movie recently with me (click here to watch it) and we had a lot of fun and a really horny time together.
So, lets get this party started. Jodie, when did you first realise that you were hot and that guys wanted to do naughty things with you?
I was probably 14 when I first noticed that guys were looking at me in a purely sexual way. It didn't take long for me to lose my virginity and I've never looked back. Sex is fun. Its meant to fun. I can't understand anyone who has a prudish attitude towards it.
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Jodie Marsh is what we call a proper Essex slapper. SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.
SLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.
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C'mon, pack your bags and leave.
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Wow Abi deleted my post yet again. That makes 3. I don't know if I should be mad at the censorship or proud that I am getting under your skin.
What's the matter Abi, can't take some honest criticism? Then quit posting such garbage.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN.
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not classic beauty. but everyone cant be perfect. the text is just disgusting. have some decency women! its not HOT.
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keep the interviews coming abi. :)
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agreed with paris hilton's infected
waht a load of bullshit this abi titmus crap is
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Titmuss, go away.
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hmmmm, i guess when you are gang banged at 14...fucking a d-list pornstar is an achievement.
good luck with that whole professional cum dumpster thing....
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What a cheap nasty slut.
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I justa cama crawlinga outa the rocka todaya,
Whoo ees theees abi titmussi ?
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CURRY MASTER
Shes YOUR MOTHER U CUNT HOLE: I KNOW U BEEN SERACHING EVERYWHERE FOR HER, AND LOOK WHERE U FOUND HER! CONGRATULATIONS, NOW YOU WILL GET RAPED BY HER .
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Jodie's nose takes up the whole pic. I can't focus on anything else!
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Nasty ass whore. Not sexy in the least. I'm sick of this Abi Titmuss nonsense. Maybe this passes for hot in the UK, but not in the rest of the world - we have some fucking standards!
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This HOE's face is as cheap as Paris Hilton's clit. THis bitch needs to stop degreading herself. She aint hot, she sucks in her stomach cauz shes fat, her hair is soooo nasty....bitch stop, please.
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Peta dorothya,
maya a tapeworma finda homa in your cunta.
dumba$$ bitch
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I would like to invite this girl to my birthday hand party. I have liquid present for her.
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Fuck me she's a dirty bitch!
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Go on you fat American turds, have a field day with this cheap Essex slut. She is the epitomy of sllluuuuuuuuuuut. Bye the way I know you retarded obese George Bush's arse lickers dont know where Essex is. Its an area east of London. I atleast hope you fat turs know which direction east is.
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BankRoll...............Faggot??? What the fuck kind of term is that you fag??? Stick to fucking George Bush up the arse you wanker. This is how all American girls are, they are pure sluts.
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Feel the love guys, feel the love... Crack one off all over Jodie and Abi and you'll feel a lot better. I know. Because I did.
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CurryMaster...............YOU ARE A CUNT.
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Yes 'Wiseman', and we all know British women are nothing but class. HAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. sleep on that one, OJ. I'd expect nothing less from a 'man' insulting our unwanted president, when you have Tony Blair. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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I would rather do Paris Hilton, at least she has money.
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Wisehole likes this honey! http://www.couchpirates.com/pub.htm
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Hot as hell
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This has to be the lowest and lamest attempt at a contribution that Titmuss has made yet.
Moe, Jackson- WTF?
Do you reallly think this is driving attention to your site?
Only 30 comments.
Send Titmuss packing.
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Abi, any chance of you doing a video with Cathy Barry like Jodie Mentioned? I'd love to see that. TT out.
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People,
The aliens abducted Wiseman,
When they kicked back him to earth, they forgot to remove the anal probe.
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PEOPLE.................CurryMaster is a fucking weirdo who sucks donkey dick. Please excuse the cunt.
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ugly, fat britsh whore with nasty roots and a fat ass stomach.
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what the hell. is everyone forgetting that jodi "fugly" marsh is a buttaface?? seriously, the only other time she's been on this site is with a brown bag over her face.
abi titmuss is a moron, with bad taste in girls. her "colomns" are the only bad thing about this site. it's all so stupid, and doesn't deserve to get all the free advertising that bastardly gives it.
and just because the bastardly folks went on vacation, they didn't need to subject us to this crap.
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Look at the links to Jodi on this site:
Jodie Marsh Whores It Up @ Gatecrasher Nightclub In Leeds
Jodie Marsh Needs A Nose Job. Again.
UK Prostitute Jodie Marsh is the Whore of All Whores
British ButtaProstitute Jodie Marsh Boobs Explode @ FHM Event
Slutty Jodie Marsh - Queen of British Buttafaces
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Is it possible to be a 'resident guest' as Abi claims to be?
You just gotta laugh at all the inter-bastardly bitchin.
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I'd pee in her butt. I'd also snuff her out when I'm done.
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Big Papi ur a male whore, and i bet a male prostitute 2
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I vote Abi for next US president. Make sex not war and all that.
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Wiseman has a small dick.....
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NikkyO...............You're a cheap slut who guzzles jizz.
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Just not interested...too bad...you are not worthy anymore!!!!!
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She has about as much class as a dock strike.
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I love this stuff. So what if Jodie's nose is a bit dodgy? I'd still fuck her!
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It needs some more whore make-up to hide the hideous face some more, especially the nose. Plus have lots of hand sanitizer ready, maybe jumbo economy size, if this one actually shakes your hand or tries to kiss you on the cheek. This one has carrying more viruses and spirochetes than Typhoid Mary of old days.
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Her nose is fucking scary. The bitch is proud of being gangbanged at around 14, what a dumb prostitute.
She acts like she's attractive, but only desperate cocksuckers like wiseman would fuck her. Seeing all these ugly cunts from the U.K and cocksucking faggots like wiseman, definitly doesn't make me wanna go there.
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JTLG.......................YOU are a proper cunt. Unwanted president?????? If he is so unwanted why is he the fucking president you fat ameican turd? You enjoy arse licking that wanker Bush.
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Abi you are a fugly bitch. Take you cheap dirty desperate crack whore ass somewhere else.
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