Headlines: First Bastardly Babe to Do Porn!

Abi, I'm a sucker. You had me at "hello." This puts you back on the bastardly worship pedestal.

Abi:
Seek out an Optometrist or Opthamologist in your area - macular degeneration has set in.

Looks like she will be doing alot of fucking on the casting couch!...Dumb bitch!

Word.

Thats some nasty shit.

Is Abi being voted off the island?

I think not. She has the immunity "delete key" totem. She can vote YOU off the island.

no we can add pimp to titmuss' resume...

ho, ho, ho, celebrity, ho, entrepreneur, blogger, pimp. Logical progression.

What's next?

I think US Congresswoman is the next ladder down the bung hole of society. More powa to ya girl.

Don't forget to pay homage to Linsey Dawn's booger cam shot.

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/06/21/linsey-dawn-mckenzie-whorin...

She's got a week's worth of nasties in there.

Take no notice of the haters Abi, just ignore them.

Ugly as hell!

this chick is ugly, and flabby as hell. id fuck her, but i would not take her out in public.
Damn bitch, tone the fuck up. Time for some sit ups.

im so glad I look better then her. Id never get any modelling work looking like her. Sorry girl if you read this, i don't wanna sound hurtfull, but your face is okey and all. BUT if you wanna look better, go to the GYM, tone your body, thighs , and that flabbt stomach will look tight, you dont need a six pack or anything, just want it ultra flat it looks better:) Go ahead and chase your dream anyway. cheers

She's cute, but do you think these people just fell off the turnnip truck. You expect us to believe this girl answered your "call for all schoolgirl sluts" last week & you got her in to do a very professional photo shoot in what ... 5 days . I think not. You've had this bitches photos archived for some time I'm sure. Another media whore ploy.

the only reason you guys think she is ugly is because she hasn't gone through the usual "star treatment". I see no fake teeth, tits, nails, hair, eyes, lashes in sight. I see no expert hair and make up. I see no expert lighting and photoshopping. Take one look at the "gorgeous" "super sexy" Eva Longeria and you'll agree.
no make up:
http://everyonehasavice.com/wordpress/wp-content/eva_longoria_gallery.jp...
make up+fake everything+photoshopping:
http://www.eva-longoria-pictures.com/eva-longoria-may15-4.jpg

same with Pam Anderson:
http://www.wildaboutmakeup.com/images/celebrity-without-make-up-pamela-a...

and:
http://www.tabletevolution.com/pamela%20anderson.jpg

Its like 2 different ppl. I'm sure this girl could look just as good.

gah..she looks 15..what the hell..

i'd fuck her till she cried...then bring her out for a oreo mcflurry.

eww nasty icky disturbing ugly

what da hell is up with the 10 year old, come molest me grandpa look??? This is disturbing. And she's fugly by the way.

Yeah, having sleazy amateur nude pics of her flabby body taken will surely make this girl a glamour model or celebrity.
Her face is even worse, freakishly plucked eyebrows and no lips at all.
Yuck...
Great she found Abi to exploit her stupid dreams of celebrity so we all had to look at that crap.

Because I can, Akroosh. Wander off now, bye. Fucktard.

all i can say is look at the grouting in the bathroom and the condition of the stairs she's sitting on.. pretty obvious this was shot in so

Does she have lips?? (I mean the ones her face)

Hey Abi I like all of your contributions keep up the good work.

Donna- I feel the same. Over the last couple of months this site has changed- and not for the better. I used to enjoy visiting the site when I was bored or had nothing better to do, but now it's just a load of shite with nothing interesting or funny to say. Moe and Jackson- Just a hint, but you lose all credibility by enlisting someone like Abi Titmuss. She's seen as a poor man's Jordan (and that's saying something). I'm sure she's a nice girl and everything, but she reminds me of one of those plain girls at school who crave attention.

this girl is pathetic. be more selective, abi.

Donna/Vannuccia, they can always make up for their selling out by posting up some cell phone pics of hot Argentina babes they picked up while on their "business trip."

It's like Seinfeld and every great sitcom... you start to run out of material. Soon, someone will have to die or get knocked up to keep it fresh. Who will it be Jackson or Moe? Who shot Jackson? Who knocked up Moe? Ha! :)

Here's a suggestion, why doesn't Moe or Jackson give "select" long-time bastardly posters a chance to do a one-time special guest post, just like Abi gets to. Like "Bastard for a Day" segment every week. It'd be certainly more entertaining at the very least. Imagine Wiseman being allowed to type out his Manifesto or Angelfood (gasp in horror) posting up her "beefstick of the day."

Titmuss loos like a middle school teacher,socker mom, ect... tring to be hot. Sick and Sad!

I don't get it. You'd all fuck her as soon as look at her if you had half a chance. What the fuck is the matter with you guys? An 18 year old girl wants to get her kit off and you complain??? Stop acting like a bunch of fudge packers!

Donny:
Some people have standards.
Apparently you are turned on by less than average looking flabby chicks that are barely post-pubescent.
That speaks volumes.
And as for all of us acting like fudge-packers - go back inside your trailer and fuck yourself.

What a load of crap you talk Senin. You are the one acting like a gay trailer park shit eater. I probably earn more in a day than you do in a month. And yeah, I love 18 year old girls. They love guys like me with money and they love sucking off rich black guys like me. I'd probably snap her in half but she'd still be back for more. If you think this girl looks too young then you should get back to gay news, fast.

I don't think so, Donny. You deluded fuck.

I wonder how those average chicks dare to post their photos.

Yep, its true lame ass. You wish you could get girls like this. In your dreams loser. Get back to packing that fudge and dancing the chocolate polka Senin.

Ewu! And you wonder why there are so many Pedo's on the internet cuz of skanks like this british, cum burping skank feeding the need for more trash. She is in no way a MILF bu rather a MILP (Mother I'd love to PUNCH)

“rich black guys like me”. Anyone with real wealth doesn’t have to talk about it. Just like anyone who is really getting more than their share of sex doesn’t have to talk about it.
You’re a frustrated tool, Donnyboy.=======

Ya, i was thinking the same thing, probably this ugly chick gemma typing her ugly faced self a compliment. and yes i would fuck, no doubt, but i sure as hell would not brag about it or tell anyone and i would make sure the light were off or she had a paper bag over her mug.. She is not even a buttaface, because her body is ugly like her face.
Go cry in a corner somewhere you ugly bitch, this is the real world and you will never be a model because you are a dog.

donny is another titmus plant
trying to drum up support

Brass and John:
You're both right.

If you're a fan of Jodi Marsh you're not a plant,you're just dumb & blind.

Marshfan:
i think it is stupid to use the word "whilst"
and i'm curious as to why this post wasn't deleted
when the other post i made calling someone a plant was?
maybe so you could debate it
which would make you a plant!
now if you'll exuse me i need to re-wrap my head in tinfoil
They are listening!

plant

for god sakes, bush!

I hate the editing or deleting of posts. I mean, unless there is something so bad as really defaming libel or outing someone's personal information, why do it? the reason I like this site is because moe and jackson tolerate a lot of foolishness, without getting their panties in a tight wad of poo poo. more power to ya moe jackson.

btw-- keeping abi is the greatest thing you can do because people will come back just to rag on her. And she gets click throughs to her site anyway, so she ain't complaining.

btw2-- abi, we rag on you because we love you. You need to stop censoring because the ragging is another form of love... we give you sweet ragging attention.

My posts have been deleted.

Abi, please do every girl in the world a favor and DIE BITCH.

I will be skipping any subsequent Abi filth on this site. Hell, I might just skip this site
since Jackson and Moe reached their lowest point by collaborating with this hooker.
Life's too short.

Alex, erm, ok. Calm down and get a life for crying out loud!

Aiden....um, Abi:

Go to hell!

You really are a dumb paranoid little wanker aren't you Alex? Don't you think that if I was Abi, and I had the power to delete your posts, that I would have already deleted them? Wake up you stupid little prick. I wish she would fucking delete every fucking comment you've made you sad twat.

oh my fucking god. gemma sweetie, go to college please, have a little self confidence. abi titmus is a piece of shit and so are the guys on here. u can do better, trust.

Strange, I saw an interview with Abi Titmus saying that your website is a load of shite and you are just using her name to attract people.

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Damn you! Where's the 20 second free clip? No sexkey. Now, you are back in the doghouse.

Wait, this isn't Angelfood aka bastardly.com Gemma. This is some chick from your website, not the bastardly blog. Damn, fooled again.

(j/k Angelfood. we all know your toes are much sexier than hers).

Hey Abi, since you're apparently listening to us now according to your first sentence, please FUCK OFF from the Bastardly because no one is interested in your lame ass spammy contributions. Ta.

"because no one is interested in your lame ass spammy contributions. Ta. "

Then why the fuck did you even bother reading and looking let alone commenting?

Ew. She's ugly and fat.

Well, she's not FAT, that's exagerating, but her body is far from great. She needs some serious toning. Muscular women are gross but a good body needs to show off a little bit of muscle, otherwise you look flabby; you need to look firm!

She needs to tan, too.

I would never waste my money on that ho....not even a penny. She is trying way too hard to look hott...Bitch needs to go back to 7th grade, that's where it looks like she came from!

How come we didn't see "Emma's" name on the blog with your other phony plants 1 week 3 days ago????

all i can say is look at the grouting in the bathroom and the condition of the stairs she’s sitting on.. pretty obvious this was shot in some backstreet dive by her uncle

(I mean the ones her face)-----
the ones ON her face, sorry.
The other pair I am sure she will
be showing off that nast ugly
snatch to everyone as time goes by.
At least they will not have to look at her
ulgy mug. Model? bitch, you are UGLY, FUCKEN UGLY!!
Keep dreaming!

ew.... fat version of ugly Spider man II girl....

I'm not going to say much about her looks, because I agree with the poster who said the "star treatment" can make anyone look nice, and would probably make her look quite good as well. She's by no means fat, but I will agree that she could do with a few crunches. (100 sit-ups, three times a day: I'm telling you, it works wonders for everyone.)

But I don't like this "little girl" look. It's all a bit sketchy. I like women to look like WOMEN (think Monica Bellucci, Laura Elena Harring, or even Elizabeth Taylor back in the day. YUM.)

Whilst I don't agree with Donny I think its pretty stupid to call everyone that likes Abi a plant. I like Abi. I like this girl. I'm nothing to do with either of them. Although I guess that just by posting this message some of the more paranoid amongst you will shout "plant" at me.

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Fucking media whore. 2 pics for a post SUCKS ASS. I don't want to go to your site unless it's free, and fuck paying for that sexkey shit. She's nothing better than some skanks you could find at the local bar.

The little girl look is turning me off, I like my women more......well womanly. And tell her to stop wearing the Underoos, not sexy except to a ped.

She looks like a god damn used up muppett.

When did the Bastardly start advertising porn, that's just fabulous, I mean I used to not be ashamed of visiting this site, because the only thing vaguely inappropriate about it were Jackson/Moe's confessions of love for Petra Nemcova and Alessandra Ambrosio (sp?) But now, there's so many of these porn advertisements that I have to clear my history every five seconds.

"rich black guys like me". Anyone with real wealth doesn't have to talk about it. Just like anyone who is really getting more than their share of sex doesn't have to talk about it.
You're a frustrated tool, Donnyboy.

oh, come on...this is kinda disgusting. What is sexy about this "I'm 12 years old" look with Snoopy underwear? - nah.

WHAT THE FUCKK!!!. WHERE ARE HER LIPS???? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
this bitch wants to be a fashion model?? not in this fucking universe, where actual beauty if valued. this girl has a flabby ass body and a nasty face. she's good if you're the average guy with no standards, but luckily people in the fashion industry actually do.

WHAT THE FUCKK!!!. WHERE ARE HER LIPS???? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
this bitch wants to be a fashion model?? not in this fucking universe, where actual beauty if valued. this girl has a flabby ass body and a nasty face. even if she did tone her body up, her face is not only average and not pretty at all, but due to her total lack of lips, it's digusting and less than average. she's fine if you're the average horny guy with no standards, but luckily people in the fashion industry actually have them.