The Abi Titmuss interview with Keeley Hazel
Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon by abi
Sorry its taken so long to get this sorted out for you guys. As some of you know I'm just back from Australia right now, in town for the UK music awards (I'll post some photos when I get some) waiting for my call for I'm a celebrtiy get me out of here which will have me back on a plane to Oz (unless ITV change their plans again, which they seem to be doing a lot). Anyway, enjoy the interview! And, as always, if you want to enjoy my very own hardcore videos, plus an exclusive uncensored photoset from Keeley Hazell then click here to visit my website, totallytitmuss.com.
Keeley, thanks for letting me interview you, here we go... When did you first realize, “Damn, I'm really hot!�
Thats a really tricky question to answer, since if I say a really young age it makes me seem big headed, but boys did start to take notice of me from when about the age of 14.
From your travels, which cities have the best clubs? Could you describe for us some crazy and wild with a touch of lesbian behavior partying experiences?
People like me to say that London has the best clubs but it doesn't. London clubs have too many photograpers and too many violent men in them. Seriously, there are so many angry young men that get drunk and fight. The best clubs in the world are in Paris. You should really check them out. They are stylish and they don't let any photographers in and they don't tolerate any fighting. If anyone starts trouble in a Paris nightclub they get thrown out of the door very quickly! Lesbian stuff? Abi Titmuss, you naughty girl! We've all done it! You know it, I know it. I think that all girls are attracted to pretty things, and when sexy girls get together and have a few drinks things can happen.
What's your favorite alcoholic beverage? Are you more into the foo-foo “Oh look at the pretty colors†drink, a martini lover, or straight up vodka on the rocks? What makes you get tipsy and shake your booty on the bar?
Barcadi. Straight.
What's the very first thing you notice on a guy when its lust at first sight? Be honest!
His trouser buldge! Hey, you told me to be honest. Its no good getting close to a guy and then finding out he can't deliver the goods. Size DOES matter. Although you know that don't you Abi!
What is the smoothest line ever used on you that actually caught your attention? Even if it was the corniest line ever, we want to know! If I were to ask you out to dinner, what would I need to say?
I'd go out for dinner with you any day Abi, but if I guy I never met before came up to me a good line would be something simple like “I'd love to take you out for dinnerâ€. Simple and nothing corny.
Using your wisdom, what is the most important flirting skill?
Eyes. They are the most important flirting skill without a doubt.
What is the best way to seduce you?
To be kind and respectful. Too many guys just yell out “show us your titsâ€. Needless to say, that doesn't work!
Are there any secret special talents that we aren't aware of?
I can do the flashdance dance perfectly! I used to watch that film over and over when I was younger.
In which direction would you like to see your career go? Are there any projects in the pipeline that make you get goose bumps when you think about the final product?
Films. A lot of glamour girls want to be pop stars but I'd love to be in the movies. I do have a few projects that I have on the go at the moment and it won't be long before you see me on the big screen if I keep attendind as many auditions as I do! I'd love to be a Bond girl!
The final question and the one that everyone begged me to ask. When will you go nude and how far will you go?
Like all models I've done a lot of photoshoots and videos that won't be released for a long time. Its standard practice for girls to do this as you know. Look at Adele Stephens, she did hardcore years before it was released. So did Linsey Dawn McKenzie. I hope you and all your friends over at Bastardly can take the hint!
Thanks Keeley! I hope you enjoyed it guys, make sure you let me know who you want me to interview next, and in the meantime please click here to check out my official website, totallytitmuss.com to get all of my photos and videos including all my new exclusive hardcore videos, and get the rest of this Keeley Hazel photoset.
Keeley, "show me some naked titties!"
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the type of bitch i fuck, then cum on her tits
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please stop posting this bitch
can't stand her attitude
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Dueling media whores.
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I'm curious to know why the media is so against nipples.
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God, I can't believe I just wasted valuable seconds of my life reading this drivel.
Abi : your videos are far from "hardcore" - your shit is strictly amateur at best. You have no fucking clue what "hardcore" is. In fact Savanna Samson basically beat you to the punch - check out her "Rocco Meats an American Angel in Paris" - now that's hardcore - not that bullshit you're peddling on your site. Fucking poseur.
Keeley: jeez, what a vapid cooze. Do some squats and lunges and build up that ass. Other than that, nothing special.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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thanks abi keep the interviews coming/ i'm even hoping for a round two with keeley someday. :)
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disgusting. shes hinting at doing hardcore? what is this girl, 19? 20? Someone needs to call the garbage company quick and take out the trash. and how come she looks completely different in every photoshoot i see of her? what a load of bullshit.
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anybody notice keeley has gained some weight, especially in her face?
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Keeley looks fine.
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Who's that bitch? A plus-size model?
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Deliciously ploughable.
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Yo BlueLace
The problem with white chicks that have boobs that big and aren't fat usually have no ass, hips and chicken legs. Yeah, she doesn't have a gut right now, but as soon as she puts on a little weight it goes right to the stomach. Not to mention that in ten year her boobs will be down to her knees. She's like a young version of Kelly Madison - go check out Kelly Madison's down-to-her-knees funbags and that's Keeley in 20 years.
This chick is just a pair of tits, nothing more. Like I said, nothing special.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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C'mon. Keeley's hot. To heterosexual males and lesbians.
She is a teasing bitch (hinting at hardcore?!), but aren't they all?
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Ur right Doom, she's nothing special... But she looks a chick who gives superb head, lol.
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no no no. please take this chick out or minimize all the pictures for the ones that do not enjoy super super sizable. Unlike today's post Holly weber (yummy!) ---
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Abi Titmuss for Top 5 ugliest women!!
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I can't believe you guys! you bitch about about every girl in here even Keeley :/
I bet you can't get any :D
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You're right Alfie. Keeley, I'm sorry for being a prick. You are very beautiful, charming and full of sunshine and life. What home grown American boy wouldn't want to masturbate to you loveliness every night? You are a goddess beyond compare. And we can only thank the good humored and very accepting Abi-san for helping to grace the bastardly pages with your images because us bastards certainly do not deserve it after the junk treatment we've given you. You're both smart, know how to make a celebrity splash (and a buck or two), lovely, witty and absolutely fabulous. Now, how’s about showing some naked toe photos for us?
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alfie i didn't bitch about keeley and i can't get any. how about that for a combo ??! :)
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That's good ,Swoop. Not bad at all. Please keep practicing.
You know I'm talking about your sarcasm skills of course, right? :P
@Glimmer: lol, yea! I definitely don't think I can get someone like Keely. Well maybe, why not? ;)
I hope everyone here post the girl they think that she is hot enough. Because according to the daily comments in here, she doesn't exist.
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Philadelphia Bumpunch, followed by the Fort Myer's Speedbag.
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Von Doom:
I know Savanna - you are correct. She is a consummate professional and does not even belong in the same sentence with this wannabe whore.
Savanna just released her own wine this summer. Sogno Due.
Check it out - especially the label.
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Moe and Jackson would never be fooled that way. Never. Ever. Impossible!
But if it is true, or they are somehow aware of it and did not tell us, then they better make up for it by posting some cellphone cam photos of hot Argentina babes they have been shagging.
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glimmer,
Thanks for the compliments! Um I guess judging women is a matter of taste and frame of reference. While I'm sure you'll find tons of dudes who will say Keeley is smoking hot, you'll find many others who place a premium on a really nice ass to be rather unimpressed by her. The reason I find her "average" is because she is not a total package. She has a spectacular rack, a nice face, but from the waist down it's pretty bad. That's my point. You can't be throwing around "oh, she's smoking" to every ho on the internet - a metal faced tyrant has to have standards!
My other thing, is that I guess I have higher standards. Living in Miami, I see a ludicrous amount of insanely hot women who all seem flock here to a) escape some Third World shithole, b) break into modeling, c) break into porn, d) to ply their trade as high-class whores (no joke) or e) to bag some really loaded Euro-fag/ sketchy South American "businessman" / coked-out NYC refugee. So yeah, that combo definitely brings out the really hot skanks, not to mention warps your perception.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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Doom:
Abi is lame. You're right; she underestimates Bastardly commentors. It's insulting.
Her blogs are boring and demonstrate that she truly believes her own bullshit.
I live in Fort Lauderdale part time and can relate to your comment regarding hot women searching for their Sugar Daddy.
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senin
I think my comment about Abi underestimating us got deleted... What the fuck? Scared of pissing Abi off? If so, that's pretty fucking wack.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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Doom:
I guess Big Sister is watching.
It only reinforces the "lame" factor.
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I'm disappointed, too. I've said some horrible things, even about Moe sometimes, and he leaves it in. That's called being bastardly when you can say, it's all good. But damn, to delete posts... that's unbastardly. BLOTDs, if they got to delete posts, there'd be like 1 post left out of 100.
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the guys commented about this on another post
i think the only way titmus would do posts here is if they gave her control over her threads.
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Seems fair to me. If she brings fresh stuff to the site and pimps herself in return that sounds like a good deal for everyone. Anyway, she isn't deleting many posts. There are plenty on here that call her a whore, a cock sucker, an air bandit, a media whore etc. and she hasn't touched them
She IS a totaly media whore, but then so are most girls like Abi. The refreshing thing is that she KNOWS she is a media whore! Plus, she's not deleting the posts that criticise her for deleting posts! If she has got the power to delete whatever she wants then she is being very restrained! Look at what has been said about her on this thread alone. Is she deleted everything that was cruel there wouldn't be many comments left.
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I guess I should be honored to have gotten my post deleted. It must have gotten to her.
But damn my whole rant on a better class of bastardly degenerate was choice.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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*thanks* for the reply doom !!!!!!!!! :)
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Keeley Hazell is doing a public service by taking it off.....i do not think anybody should b rude to her and leave her alone with what she wants to.....
Nudity is very common and everybody can do it but she has been carved so patiently by GOD himself ...she is so beautiful...mouth watering beautiful......... and i think v shud all thank her for wat she does.
Thank u Keeley, u r the best
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What a typical good for only 4 things dumb slut.
coocking & cleaning
sucking & fucking
Thats sums up the cheap ho.
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jesus, could she add more tags to this. it's archived in everything. not helping.
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can we transplant angelfood's personality into keeley?
and what's with cropping the photos at the toes?
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Foine!!!
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...sometimes its best to leave something to the imagination. itd be kinda sad if keeley hazel decided to do porn
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it doesn't matter if you agree with doom or not....
his writting style and willingness to express how *he feels*/and give you *layers* of *detail* about a female or issue is what makes him part of the front page essential collection.
it's not like we're going to agree on everything.and it least you can count on doom to bring more then 'i'd hit'/she's ugly to the commentary...
for me even when i don't think doom is 'dead on' ( i think he often is/yes i'm a fan. ha ha). is does get me thinking i different form my 'usual' perspective/ thinking and i've got to love him for that...
so uh doom i think i see this 'keeley' thing a bit diffrently from you. but since your immortal i hope you let is slide ! :)
doom, i'm very curious. if you don't think keeley is special would you label her 'average' ??? as usual i'm not sure what 'term' i should use to cover things ....
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Like most of us are ever going to get to go to Paris (if we don't live in France) let alone leave the country.
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Doom--with those boobs and that waist..she's defintely something special. have you seen most of the girls with boobs that size? spare tires bigger than a 40 year old man's, ick
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hey alfie. :)
well maybe,why not ? ;)
your now the hero to milions !!!!!!!! :)
we'll consider it a gift. :)
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