Bastardly Lady of the Day - Summer



Summer writes:

My name's Summer, real name given at birth, and I am quite the bastard myself and therefore should be your Bastardly Lady of the Day.


Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Scarlett Johansson

Do you like your boobs?
Besides the fact that one's a little bigger than the other, I love them. They fit perfectly in each hand, they're silky soft and still perky.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I'd like to say that I wouldn't, but let's be realistic here....

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
Reese Witherspoon when she was in "Freeway", & Laetitia Casta.

What makes you Bastardly?
I like to drink beer, takes shots of Jack Daniel's, and am adventerous in the sac. In that order.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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66 Scandalous Comments

Face down...ass up...you know the rest.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 9:37am

STUNNING EYES BUT WHY CANT WE SEE YOUR L.A.B (LEGS, ASS AND BOOBS)

NEED TO SORT YOUR HAIR OUT. LOOKS LIKE YOU LIVE NEAR A HIGH VOLTAGE POWER PLANT.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 9:56am

Looks like a brunette verision of Jennifer Aniston.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 10:16am

I HAVE to meet this girl!!!! I have 1 hand not as big as the other one...we'd be perfect together!!!!

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 10:46am

You do remind me of Reese.

Pretty, in a dull way.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 11:33am

She is pretty decent...

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 11:41am

Meh.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 12:04pm

very attractive. would like to see more shots of the whole package. face doesn't look as cute when hair is pinned up, though. still... very attractive.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 12:26pm

Meh x 2

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 12:33pm

very hot
have you considered working in porn?

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 12:37pm

undeniably above average! very pretty in an intense way--someone I would notice. I want to know what her heritage is.. norewegian? swedish? she has this scandinavian sort of look

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 12:48pm

pic 1 on page 3 gives it away, no one on these times uses a silver jacket.... thats sooooooo 80's, still pretty chick

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 12:53pm

...since when did BLOTD start accepting photos from women in their mid-30's

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 1:20pm

Pretty face, looks like model quality to me. Would not mind seeing a full spread in Maxim of this beauty. Summer, you are very beautiful!

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 1:45pm

I don't like her nose from the front view, but she's definetly fit.

Very nice. I'd give her the business.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 1:55pm

Cute, but.... Elisabeth from a couple days ago FTW!

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 2:22pm

Looks like some sort of actress wannabe judging from the professional looking head shots.

Withold judgment until I see some tits & ass.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 2:48pm

Looks like a muppet. Plow that hoe down to the grown.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 3:28pm

Beautiful Blue Eyes!.............Bedroom Eyes!

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 3:37pm

Cute face no doubt about it but I will echo the others in asking why no body shots? She could be heavy but she can't be too big since the weight starts to invade your facial appearance when you start pushing maximum density, so odds are she might be only a little overweight if at all. I was thinking the black and white shot on the bottom of page one was giving me a Jennifer Aniston feel.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 4:53pm

what is up with these white girls and they're obssesive eye brow plucking, that shit is not cute folks.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 5:01pm

She's very beautiful. "I like to drink beer, takes shots of Jack Daniel’s, and am adventerous in the sac. In that order." Now that's my kind of girl :D. She gets an B + at least, just for that, unless she's anorexic.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 5:59pm

The last pic reminds me of Claire Forlani, and that's not a bad thing at all. Very nice indeed. Better than most BLOTD

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 9:35pm

you spelled 'sack' wrong, fatass.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 10:25pm

she kinda looks like a generic jane seymour...post live and let die.

Friday, November 10th, 2006 @ 1:36am

Dude! I thought that was Christina Applegate

Friday, November 10th, 2006 @ 1:49am

"what is up with these white girls and they’re obssesive eye brow plucking, that shit is not cute folks. "

"and what is up with these beaners and not knowing how to spell “THEIR”, shit."

You should take a look at your own writing and criticize yourself before making derogatory comments. The first sentence you wrote says: "white girls and they're obssesive eye brow plucking..." this does not make sense because the word 'they're' stands for the words 'they are' so basically your sentence says "white girls and they are obssesive eye brow plucking..."

Friday, November 10th, 2006 @ 1:53am

all the pictures have been photoshopped, but nice job. but we need a real candid to judge fairly.

Friday, November 10th, 2006 @ 4:32am

Maybe she is kind of pretty, but yeah, what is up with these photos? Can we pretty much assume they are of some other random girl, and possibly from another era? I think she looks like a slightly cuter version of Jennifer Aniston.

Friday, November 10th, 2006 @ 5:09am

yerr.... this one definitely smells fishy.... looks like someone sifted through google to find these old pics. None of them look like candid shots or natural at all. All model/photoshopped pics.

Anywho.. I can be wrong and in that case --- not too shabby.

Friday, November 10th, 2006 @ 5:39am

denise your a moron.

Friday, November 10th, 2006 @ 4:33pm

pretty, very pretty. how old is she ya think, i say mid-20's is a good guess.

Friday, November 10th, 2006 @ 7:34pm

These are just a bunch of professionally done head shots. Glorified glamour shots is all it is. An amateur full body shot is what you need to be evaluated. Otherwise you're obviously hiding something....

Saturday, November 11th, 2006 @ 3:49pm

She´s absolutely gorgeous!!!! I mean, just look at her: Her face is scandinavian looking because of her steel-blue eyes, her blonde hair and her licious lips. I´m from europe and can tell, that she could be swedish/norwegian or maybe even german.
Who cares: JUST WOW HONEY!

Monday, November 13th, 2006 @ 7:31am

Oh! I'm just laughing my ass off reading these comments!!
Okay, first, these pictures are definitley ME, not some random model from Google, but DAMN, thanks!!! Absolutely none of them are photoshopped. I'm NOT 30 (!), but 24.
They are not professional photos, just taken by a friend who recently finished a photography course. I'm Estonian, aaaaand I know I have a funny nose. Thanks! These were so funny!

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 7:47pm

i'd love to cum into those big blue eyes

Monday, November 27th, 2006 @ 11:16am

Great eyes.

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 @ 5:51pm

uneven breasts...kinda gross.

Sunday, October 21st, 2007 @ 3:26am

I'd hit it!

Friday, November 9th, 2007 @ 3:24pm

Her face is kind of odd looking in the side shots, and why are they all professional photos? You can't compare those to girls who sent in their normal pictures and then say she's the best one of them. It isn't fair to those other girls.

Friday, November 9th, 2007 @ 3:35pm

She's fucking hot, Madonn'!!!

Friday, November 9th, 2007 @ 3:50pm

Looks like MEGAN FOX!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, November 9th, 2007 @ 5:51pm

cmon dont put her down by saying she looks like Megan Fox...

Friday, November 9th, 2007 @ 7:21pm

SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
I LIKE THE FACT SHE SAID ONE OF HER BOOBS IS BIGGER THAN THE OTHER
AN HONEST GIRL
WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR

Sunday, November 11th, 2007 @ 6:17pm

Mediocre. I'd need to see the tits and ass before I can determine whether I would like her bunghole.

Sunday, November 11th, 2007 @ 6:35pm

beautiful.

Sunday, December 9th, 2007 @ 8:19pm

OK, I'm gonna hafta give props.

You're pretty, and I can't deny it. There...I said it.

What?

Say again?

I'm sorry, you're going to have to speak up.

It's tough to hear when you have a mouth full of my cock.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 10:29am

Also what is up with that tumor 80's hairstyle these girls are sporting? not cute at all. gorgeous eyes though.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 9:38am

Pretty girl; great answers. Just need more skin and a view at those lopsided twins.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 9:58am

Im not really that sure the girl from the pictures actually send her pics to bastardly.com to be evaluated..... hard to believe. The girl looks like a top model.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 10:17am

she looks more like christina applegate or claire forlani
both better looking than reese witherspoon
and doesn't look like an irritating 17 year old
trying to prove how cool and grown up she is
all of wich leads me to belive the woman in these pictures is not the person that sent them in

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 10:51am

hey, does it look like her lips got plumped to anyone else?

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 12:27pm

and what is up with these beaners and not knowing how to spell "THEIR", shit.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 5:01pm

Oh yeah...my comment on the lady of the day:
This woman is pretty but where is her body? I'm a girl and I still want to see the rest of her. She doesn't look fat so I don't understand why there are no pics showing her body!

Friday, November 10th, 2006 @ 1:57am

pretty hot.
but.....i wanna see the lopsided boobs.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 9:41am

You look nothing like Reese Witherspoon.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 9:58am

Pretty face but she could have 1' legs and a a 3' ass.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 11:07am

I wouldn't say "face down" she has sexy eyes, PLUS we have no idea what her body looks like...

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 12:28pm

hot

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 5:04pm

Need a full body shot IMHO, pretty face but she might be a proper bloater below!

I wouldn't say it was 80's hair unless you take the fur around the hood of the parka as being a 'Farrah Flick'.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 9:50am

That what I want a double amputee with a fat ass & lopsided boobs & birds nest hair & a pretty face.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 11:11am

I agree with #12.... someone sent pics of a model... or whatever random girl

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 12:29pm

You are pretty, what about the rest of you?

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 9:52am

Maybe this was someone's way of seeing what the bastardlies would think of an 1980's model? I see this chick as a model...back then...trix are for kids!!!!

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 11:21am

very deceiving.... from 3/4 angle she looks beautiful with nice bone structure, blue eyes and pouty lips... but full frontal (face you pervs) her nose looks like christina aguilera's pre-nose-job. much better than any other blotds though. really stunning from 3/4 angle

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 11:22am

Nothing special...her hair looks like shit.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 12:47pm

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